Melanicus

He seems like a really nice guy. Another one in our squad. Damn we don't have only good players, we have also good men in our team. And Ballack... No words.

'I am so happy now I have signed and it is an honour for me to play for this club, with this team and for these great fans,' Schurrle said. 'I am really looking forward to it.'

David calling Ashley old. Haha!

Party animal.

From his official instagram account. Great attitude.

No, don't take David, take anyone else, but not him.

Torres' expression when he saw rumour to Barca.

19.

Looks only catch her attention, your personality & atittude keep her attention.

A few stats from last season about our new German Andre Schurrle compared with some of our players from last season. (League only) Goals: 11 (Lampard had our most with 12) Assists: 7 (Mata had our most with 12 Shots per game: 3.6, most in the Bundesliga (Demba Ba averaged 3.3) Successful dribbles per game: 3.2 (Hazard had our most with 1.8) Turnovers per game: 1.9 (Torres had our most with 1.9) Key passes per game: 1.2 (Mata had our most with 2.7) Accurate crosses per game: 0.5 (Mata had our most with 1.3) Shot accuracy: 57% (Hazard had our highest with 60%) Average pass completion: 79% (Mikel had our highest with 88.9%) He had the most shots (122) and also missed the most clear cut chances (20) of all players in the Bundesliga last season. Of 125 players with 10+ goals in Europe's top 5 leagues last season he had the 2nd worst conversion rate (9%).

You don't need to be a footballer or super rich to attract ladies. Just my 5 cents.

Fernando Torres and Sergio Ramos seen leaving 1Oak nightclub in NYC

Press Conference was as i expected, very calm and mature and not giving much away. Highlight surely has to be him as good as confirming De Bruyne and Lukaku will be part of the team next season. The only thing i ever seem to take away from these press conferences is just simply how shit the questions asked are and asked more than once! Absolutely stealing a living these mugs!

Marko Marin maybe? No? OK, I wouldn't want him too...

Jose Mourinho: “(Kevin-Prince) Boateng to Chelsea? We want footballers, not models. Last year he had more haircuts than goals scored.” Source: Ghanasoccernet

On a serious note. 11.24: Mourinho submits Chelsea bid for Napoli's Edinson Cavani #ADL 11.51: Napoli Still Want Ramires In Cavani Deal #SV12.00: Torres unfazed by speculation #CC12.17: Chelsea closing in on Uruguayan #FFC12.23: Napoli set to reject €55m Chelsea bid for Edinson Cavani #F

Transfer news: Fernando Torres planning long-term stay at Chelsea http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/8764709/?

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES It’s been a real pleasure and an honor to wear the blue shirt for 5 years. Coming from Lyon after four successful years with as many champion titles, it was a real challenge to sign for CHELSEA F.C. with the ambition to succeed in the best league in the world: the English Premier League. One of the main reason why I decided to sign for this club was to win the European CHAMPIONS LEAGUE and I couldn’t imagine a better scenario than winning the best club trophy in the world for my last CHELSEA game. Over the five years I’ve defended the club’s colors, I’ve really enjoyed the great moments I lived amongst players and technical staff with the aim to deserve the daily support from our loyal fans, and I always tried to make them proud. Every good thing must come to an end, and even if I had to wait for a whole season at the club’s academy, I’m very proud of all my achievements as a Chelsea player. I’m free now to carry on my career, so I wish all the best to all my blue friends; I’ll always support CHELSEA F.C… - Florent Malouda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQvlSDaKtgg

I know that feel bro.

Couldn't wait for this season to end. Now I can't wait for next one to start.

Just show me you're special and don't listen to this fat Brazilian dude over here.

You sure are readable, my darling. I'm afraid you'll need to work harder for my attention.

@Barbara, Did you come all the way here, just to flirt with me?