Melanicus

Talk to my intoxicated alter-ego. No, seriously, I just don't get how could my photo appear on some random instagram haha.

Bitch please, I know I'm fabulous.

Why would they sell one of the best young strikers who arrived at club last season? If PSG were to sell one stiker, that, in my opinion, would surely be Ibra. I don't know really, this situation is strange plus mirror is fucking shit.

When you find your photo on the instagram of random chick you don't even know. http://instagram.com/p/aBDrSnRU7L/

Fucking awful, who the fuck pulls back when leading 1-0... against fucking west brom???

luiz is fucking useless this match, only does fouls and misses free-kicks

Twice in 8 years?

Ivanovic is fucking pissed off, I would be afraid, very afraid if I was ref.

Willian and Eto'o are our best players so far.

Why do they boo Ramires?

Nice. Looking great - both of you.

Are you of Indian descent? Just wondering.

I genuinely feel sorry for Juan. He deserves better than those cunts from Manchester.

I guess facts speak for themselves.

Congrats Big Pete! Best goalkeeper to ever play in the Premier League.

This motherfucker? It's is actually a sign for intervention vehicles (firefighters and so on...), because part of fence that is colored red can be removed and vehicles can without any problem come to the place of accident. A lot of teenagers fuck up car exam, because they don't know what this motherfucker means.

No, in Ljubljana there is no ice, everything is fine. It seems like goverment only gives a fuck about their asses (because they are in capital, Ljubljana) and don't care about anything outside of Ljubljana. Elsewhere people don't have water to drink, electricity and internet for 1 week now. Voulanteer fire-fighters which are mostly just young guys help people all around Slovenia and they deserve all respect. Goverment did fuck all to help people.

Guys look what is hapening in Slovenia, where I live. That's fucking crazy. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/amazing-scenes-severe-storm-encases-slovenian-town-ice-1434997

Bitch please...

So this nutter gave a teamtalk before the match? Good job mate, good job.

Fuck you assholes!