Melanicus

Reported for trying to buy a player? They're fucking delusional.

The first one to go down would probably be Falcao, he would just jog a little bit while Kurt Zouma chews on his arm. The final two, in my opinion, would probably be Ivanovic and Costa, with Costa winning the fight, because he is a fucking lunatic.

If there was a battle royale in Chelsea, who would be the last man standing and who would be the first one out? If you don't know what battle royale is. It's from a Japanese movie where government captured students and forced them to kill each other.

Makes perfect sense. Buy Chinese guy for peanuts to only play in unofficial matches. Sell 1.3 billion shirts in China Buy Pogba with National Bank Of China’s gold stash.

Chinese coach: Chelsea is messing with his head and tries to unsettle him. We will protect our player. He is not for sale and we will reject every offer.

From Varane to Stones to Garay to fucking Zhang Lingpeng.

Fuck Stones. Fuck Everton and Martinez. Get this guy instead.

I say, fuck them. Move on and try to get Garay who is better defender. Older? Yes. Does Stones have more potential? Definitely. But who is currently better defender? Garay, 100%. They're being little bitches about it. Fuck them. We have unsettled him, he will underperform this season and they will never ever get the money we've offered this transfer window for him. We can move for him later when his price drops. Oh, and please crush those cockroaches at the Bridge. You don't fuck with Chelsea without consequences.

We aren't signing stone? What the fuck? Just look at the pic below, how beautiful and talented he is... Big mistake.

I think this deal won't be completed before Witsel signs for Juventus.

That's fucking fake profile...

If that's true, I'm prepared to eat Marina out all night long.

Either Fabregas or Matic... God please don't let Matic go. He will the best CDM in the world. Letting him go would be fucking stupid.

I'd like us to switch to 433 formation, because I think it would suit our squad perfectly. We have a set of players every similar to those of 2005/06 season when we won the Premier League with Mourinho. Courtois = Cech (fantastic goalkeeper) Ivanovic = Gallas (CB played on the RB where he's shit) Stones = Carvalho (fast technical CB) Terry Azpilicueta = del Horno Matic = Makelele (beast in the central of the field) Fabregas < Lampard (supposed to be goal scoring midfielder, has to work on that) Essien = ??? (we need box to box midfielder that works his ass of every game, Pogba maybe?) Pedro = Cole (technical fast RW that can score goals) Hazard > Robben (the most technical player, fast as fuck) Drogba = Costa (bully & beast upfront)

So after having a lot of trouble with balls in behind the defensive line due to Terry's lack of speed, they're moving on to buying the slowest center back in world football? He's a good player, but not for Chelsea's current system. Still, I think that's just Chelsea saying "Stones isn't the only player we are looking at"

Did you listen to the conversation they had before? Are we going to start now? So what do you wanna do? Lie on the bed. Man...your pussy feels...warm Do you wear any lotions? And the way he is petting her during the BJ. You could torture people with this video.

http://bfy.tw/1Snb pls don't ban

Haha this is more funny than cringe. I have the video that I'm sure nobody can top off in terms of cringiness. There is 24yo virgin guy that won a contest and gets to fuck a pornstar. It's so fucking awkward and cringey, I can't watch for more than 20 sec without stopping and doing something else in between. I don't know if you can link it on the forum tho.

No.

Link me to the thread where this was happening.

Why is every player getting another 2 weird names?

What a run! This must be so satisfying to run the whole length of the pitch just to make it in time and tap it in. https://cdn2.streamable.com/video/webm/s230.webm

Hell no. Fuck that shit.