Melanicus

Haha this is more funny than cringe. I have the video that I'm sure nobody can top off in terms of cringiness. There is 24yo virgin guy that won a contest and gets to fuck a pornstar. It's so fucking awkward and cringey, I can't watch for more than 20 sec without stopping and doing something else in between. I don't know if you can link it on the forum tho.

No.

Link me to the thread where this was happening.

Why is every player getting another 2 weird names?

What a run! This must be so satisfying to run the whole length of the pitch just to make it in time and tap it in. https://cdn2.streamable.com/video/webm/s230.webm

Hell no. Fuck that shit.

There was some hard tackle on him on the right side of the pitch by the end of the game, if I remember correctly. Maybe then?

Just how cute is that?

I have no doubt he will come.

Maybe. The weight is up to date tho. 70 kg at 188 cm is too light. For the reference: JT is the same height as him.

He looks too weak/thin for a CB. He's 188 cm (6 ft 2) and weights only 70 kg (154 lbs). Should be at least 88 kg (194 lbs) at that height.

Exactly. And Chelsea has more money than Juventus.

1) We are reported to have offered 69 million pounds which 90 million euros. More than Barcelona. 2) Doesn't mean anything in today's football. 3) K. Cuadrado asked for Drogba's legenday number 11. 4) Good for you. 5) So? Best players leave their club all the time. You're not as atttractive as Chelsea is. Sorry. 6) Only an idiot would turn down 90 million euros. There's a we don't sell him price and then there's a price that makes you look like an idiot if you don't sell. Hint: David Luiz to PSG. 7) Actually Italian sources have been reporting about ongoing negatations mostly (Palmeri, Di Marzio). 8) K. 9) Barca has a transfer ban and Real has too many central midfielders, they just bought Kovacic.

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A WIN! FINALLY! Still, our defense is so shit. If we didn't have Courtois and Begovic, I can't imagine what would've happened this season. Zouma and Azpi are the only bright points. Buy Stones ASAP and play Baba ASAP. Drop Ivanovic. And Pedro... hats off... what a signing.

Courtois hats down... And Pedro is just what we fucking need... what a threat from the right side.

He has Jose's nudes.

If we do sign Pogba, I'd like our line-up to look like this.

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If he doesn't request a transfer himself - fuck him and move on.

Don't play with me like that. Fuck.