Kez

oh well maybe it will teach him a lesson and every other footballer

Nah i weren't waiting another hour we were all tired hungry and needed the toilet lol Well if the house was on fire we'd of had a better reason to ring the fire brigade

woo second

Essien suits number 5

Well it was either that or sit there until she woke up and it may not of been in another hour

Or just Andy Gray in general the man talks so much shit

My brother was at the game lucky bastard

Well I think we saw who the better team is today

Had people round mine last night and we didn't sleep everyone decided to go out on my balcony for a fag at half 5 in the morning, I don't smoke but i decided to join them. So i closed the balcony door behind me. Then we decided we'd go for a walk at about 6 so we went to open the balcony door and somehow it managed to lock itself. The only phones we had on us had no credit the 2 with credit were in the house. So there we were 4 of us stuck on the balcony with one of my mates asleep in my flat. We were banging on the door trying to get her to wake up and come unlock the door but she was fast asleep. We waited 3 hours because we thought she had set her alarm for 8 but she actually set it for 9. So then we decided it was time to ring the fire brigade after being out there for 3 hours and none of us had slept. So the fire brigade came and the man was like whats happened here then and we explained everything. So they got the ladders and climbed up to my kitchen window. I'm on the top floor with 2 flats below. He climbs threw my kitchen window and goes and wakes my friend up. I believe his exact words were. "Excuse me your friends are locked on the balcony and i need you to make sure that they are your mates" She was just like oh okay :| She cam and let us in and then the fire man came up to mine and then i had to prove i lived there. Then he told us the cost of the call out was £356 but he wont charge thank god. Then he saw a Chelsea blanket and goes well i cant charge you now you've got that. Turns out he was a Chelsea fan Moral of the story? Don't close the balcony door when you're all outside and the only other person is asleep. and take your phone with you at all times. Or maybe i just didn't need to join the smokers on the balcony and i could of stayed in bed Funny now but not at the time

Fantastic report and just a fantastic way to start the season. Shame about Ballack though

One more thing..... WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE!!!

Not bad for a bunch of players that are too old to win the premiership. I'm well chuffed with that performance it was fantastic. Fergie will be shitting himself

OMG what a goal from Deco!!

Nice banner, JOHN TERRY CAPTAIN LEADER LEGEND

Lampard penalty

We're playing really well all over them

The programme's started

Oh god lol I'm glad Eddien's keeping number 5

Welcome mate

Lol

Lol oh no, I didnt have that problem

This is a good site, has had all the pre season matches so far http://www.mikeisyou.co.cc/ However it seems to be down at the moment, but if you search for a stream of the match you want hopefully you'll have some luck, they're free as well

Ahh OK i weren't aware of that

Mikel over Essien?

Yeah i've got mine