Kieran.

Stream for anyone interested: http://88.80.11.29/38505/watch-slovenia-vs--belgium

He doesn't have quite the skill set to be a proper right winger, but anything's better than Kalou. Bosingwa has great pace and sometimes has a good cross.

Hysterical.

Nasri for 22m is a great deal.

Well we are desperate. Kalou and Anelka are absolute shit wingers.

Drogba would be better on the wing than both Kalou and Anelka.

I don't know about Anzhi, but many clubs in Russia are racist. When Peter Odemwingie was signed by West Brom fans hung up this banner: And we all know about Eto'o walking off the pitch after racist taunts.

That is just laughable.

He was good in the WC. I heard his transfer would only cost ~5m. He wants to leave Ukraine really badly because of the racism.

What's odd is that Lukaku has said he doesn't lift weights. Lucky motherfucker.

Benayoun on the left wing is interesting.

Is it possible to be linked to a fucking winger? Please?

4-6 weeks? That's so much better than what was feared.

“It is true we wanted Romelu Lukaku last summer, but he has a very clever dad. He wanted Romelu to stay at Anderlecht for one more year. I wish all dads were like this.” —Jose Mourihno

I keep getting more and more excited about this kid and his love for the club. To TerminatorX: you were upset with this signing when it happened. You called it baffling. Has his devotion to the club changed your mind?

Good post. The title will come down to United, Chelsea and City. I'm starting to doubt City's quality. Bunch of good players individually, but with a shit manager and no team spirit, I don't think they can come out on top.

. Anelka is more important than Kalou. Anelka will be used as an extra CF option when Drogba is off at ACON. Torres/Lukaku/Anelka in February.

Top 3 PL Win FA Cup or Carling Cup Reach CL Semis or earlier if we meet Barca Top Scorer: Torres Best Player: Torres, Sturridge, Benayoun (he will be more vital this season than people think), Ramires

Anelka is better than Kalou.

Good news. Might not be as serious as feared.

Shut up, cunt.

Looks like he's choked up just being there! Can't wait for him to use his passion for Chelsea on the pitch.

I think it is very obvious we're going to use Sturridge out wide.

Good player, good signing. Not necessarily needed now, but he'll be great in the future.

What about our new boy Oriol?