Ryan Fong

Free @JayC, Free @JayC, Free @JayC!! Life is too dull, we need some jokes!!!

Banned for trolling, and no he is not dirty, he is just fucking comedian lol.

Hahahahahajajajahahahahaha

I beg the mods to un-ban @JayC, whahahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking comedy gold! Thank you United for giving us sooooo much fun!

Seriously guys, watch them, they just have fucking no idea how to attack through the middle. 90% of their final touches were CROSS! What a genius tactic by the chosen one lol!

Nowadays United's matches are pure entertainment! I laughed my fucking tits off by their attacking routine and celebration. They've only got two ways to attack, go deep-->cross, 45 degrees-->cross. Lololol! And don't get me started on the way they celebrated, against Fulham ffs, absolutely pathetic hahaha!

Hulk?! Now this is funny.

What Messi worn this year, now that's ridiculous lol. But you are right, Belgium is now the new fashion capital Especially Antwerp where you are from.

Eden's individual brilliance is slowly leading me to paranoia, are we becoming a one man team? Can someone help me clear my concern?

WUT WUT ?! Top of the table BABY! Hazard you bloody sexy Belgian swagger! Love you to pieces!!!!! And oh boy how nervous was Salah, a goal will do wonder to him. Unfortunately Ba is just not Chelsea material, so is Schurrle. Ba will definitely leave this summer and Schurrle, I hope he can improve rapidly otherwise he would be a domestic cup player at best.

Wtf, 3 subs are too fucking eager to prove themselves.

Awfully selfish there Andre!

Oh poor Salah is way too nervous.

Hazard you sexy swagger! What a gem!

It could be exactly like this but I expect Oscar to start purely because he didn't play much against Citeh.

The only problem I'm encountering is that Tapatalk doesn't sync with my web-based forum. i.e. I click a topic in Tapatalk it always take me to the last post instead of taking me to the last post I read on my PC.

An early goal is definitely crucial, one early goal is good enough for us to win this comfortably.

Yes, it's working for me. Thanks for the efforts.

Benzema. The boy can shoot, can pass, can link up, can hold, not a cunt, what's not to like.

No matter how frustrating he was at times, Ramires is almost a dead-on starter.

Are you sure the Hazard you talked about is Chelsea's Hazard? Eden nobody-can-dispossession-me Hazard? Numerous occasions he was surrounded by half of dozen opponents he still made his way out due to his excellent close ball control and immense lower body strength. The latest prime example would be the Sunderland match, second half around 57mins 40secs, go find it out and enjoy.

His leaping ability is surely impressive, but the way he performs the header in the air like a freaking whip is just unreal.

The thing is they won't sell us RVP. A wanting-out RVP will only get his wage doubled, ala Rooney style.