calculatingInfinity

Shocking stuff from Chalobah sadly. Doesn't help that Maga Messi is shitting it up in front, and Kovacic is back to his usual level.

Scored today. Only 16 years and 2 weeks old Been brilliant in both matches he has played. Aggressive in his press, great understanding of team mates already, and easily the best on the team to challenge defenders. You never know how such young players are going to develop, but he seems like the real deal.

just saw his brother play for a tiny danish team, absolute unit. I say sign him up

Christensen is though. Him, Silva, Rudiger, Azpilicueta (if Reece James play wing back) is more than enough with Chalobah as a backup.

Saul absolutely shocking. There was a reason Atletico didnt mind getting rid though, so still think it's a decent gamble. Hakim on the other hand adds nothing at all, and should fucking know the league by now.

Not a fan of spending this much on Lukaku. But it's hard to see alternatives I guess, if Håland isnt an option.

Cant beat 100% Anyway was mostly a cheap dig, nothing too serious, cause Jorginho did miss 3 last season.

I've no idea tbh. But certainly seems weird that a French newspaper is reporting on a Danish player going to an English club. Think Wind is more of a Villa transfer.

lol i love the kid, but if this is the level Chelsea end up at for a new striker... At least he's better at pens that Jorginho. I give it about 1% of being true.

1.78 m (5 ft 10 in) damn, why not get wee man in for the central defense next

Yeah, but official confirmation at least.

also now https://www.evertonfc.com/news/2193203/club-statement

It has been rumored for a day or two on twitter, and his wife deleted her IG

Rafael Benitez pre season greeting

If Haaland wants to come to Chelsea, the club should do whatever it takes. Pure class and would be one of the best, if not the best, forward in the league from day one.

Tuchel you are the biggest fucking bottler football has ever seen. Fire him after this match please, get Avram Grant in or something for the finale. Thanks.

Absolutely horrible lineup from Tuchel again. Hakim is a blind passenger, Werner still a trash dog, Azpilicueta on wing back is just not very good....... This doesnt hurt as much as the CL finale will, when he also bottles that.

It's like people never watched football, and never noticed how often keepers go to the side like that, to help in case the defenders/midfielders gets pressured.

lmao same. i cant stand kepa, but even i cant blame him here.

People blaming Kepa here are amazing. He is shit, but this goal was not on him at all. You never play your keeper in direction of the goal. There is a reason he and every other keeper goes to the side in those situation. Jorginho just had yet another of his idiot moments

how does he not stay onside there. jesus fucking christ

It's a pretty fucking embarrassing moment, but not as embarrassing as the world cup in qatar sadly.