spuz

Yes, it could only get better if he gave me a million.

No scousers were the early cavemen we all evolved from.

Torres and Luiz deals off,but we're in a bidding war with spurs for Phil Neville. :541:

SSN: Luiz expected to arrive at CFC @ 9pm by private jet.

If we sign Torres I can't see it meaning much. I think the club has not done bad since the Shevchenko days apart from the ridiculous wages handed out to JT and Lamps. Now we're going to spoil it all.

Robinho was desperate to join us as is Luiz (well not that depserate). It's whether Roman will fund it,i'm betting against.

Get the Chelsea medical staff to sort your back out. Very reliable bunch.

I'm tempted to put a grand on him NOT joining us.

Torres likes playing from a wide position on the left and cutting inside curling one in anyway.He's done it to us enough times.

£100m warchest then there's the wages of these £100m worth of players,I make that a good £175m. That would go a long way towards a new stadium or completely upgrading the capacity at the Bridge. That's how I'd spend it anyway. But I'm thinking too much long term,something the club don't do.

Gormless Goulay has arrived at Cobham too within the last half hour. (not normally his place of work). I still can't see it happening though.

If it was for a fee of £35m or less he would already be having his medical. He'd pass with flying colours too seeing as our medical department are useless and won't pick up anything wrong with him. £50m is ridiculous. Nearly 27 and injury prone. Where will he fit in exactly? I can't see Carlo changing formation,he hasn't got a clue how to do that. I can't see us signing him anyway,unless they lower their demands.You never know, they might really accept £40m and get rid of an unhappy player.

3-0 own after 20 minutes. I think he's realised already. Nevermind atleast he's got that £10k extra per week.

We're not going to make the homegrown rule soon. They'll all want out after never being given a chance. I hope our new manager in the summer gives youth a chance.

More stylish football. The double winners with record amount of goals are no match for spurs great style of play. The £10k a week extra played no part. Honest.

Scousers even more so. Ha ha,I bet they're getting a sweat on.

Would did make me laugh though was 'Sturridge and Anelka going on hunger strike refusing to go to Liverpool'.

I see the Jt showing Torres' wife around London joke. Hilarious,and original.

Someone please start a rumour on twitter to see if it spreads. See if more people can burn their shirts and try and upset a few more scousers.

Does this mean that now Suarez might sign. In the eyes of Torres it will change everything and now Luckypool will be challenging for everything. He's more deluded than their fans if that's the case.

yep. Very sad. It's not players we need,we have enough. It's more coaching,better tactics and a kick up the backside that's all the team needs. The other sad thing is we were looking at Pienaar giving less of a chance to one of our best players ( when played this season ) Josh,then £40m plus on Torres when Sturridge has been given no time whatso ever, then Luiz when we have given Bruma barely any time at all. All of this whilst hoping to break even and stick to the new income turnover rules. We have a great squad and are underperforming and haven't looked good since August apart from the odd 45 minutes in a game,usually when we go behind.

I could have told you that yesterday. Another JT,Lamps Gerrard,Rooney saga.

Then we wonder why we're on the back foot all the time defending crosses and corners all over the place and getting outplayed having to try and nick a counter attack. Carlo may learn one day.

No at home. We don't seem to do too bad at Goodison.

When was the last time we beat Everton at home? I think it's been a while.Something silly like 5 years.