Elliott

I suggest you point the 15 minutes for every 4 hours and get your extra 15 minutes, or you'll sue her.

Sub par performance. Result was fair. Cech: 7 - Could do little with the goal, did well otherwise Belletti: 5 - Poor performance from Juliano. Made the error of fucking the line for Defoe's goal, and was generally uneffective Ashley Cole: 6 - Not the greatest from Ashley Alex: 6 - Not the greatest, I think organisation fell on his shoulders and it didn't work at times Ben Haim: 7 - Didn't too badly Makelele: 6 - Not one of his most stellar performances Ballack: 7 - Did pretty well Wright-Phillips: 6 - Missed a sitter Malouda: 6 - Might have helped with the goal but otherwise he was useless Joe Cole: 7 - Some good moves from Joe, nothing outstanding though Anelka: 7 - Struggled to get into the game but got us the goal when the opportunity presented itself Subs: Pizarro: 6 Our MotM is Joe Cole. Overall, Lassana Diarra. He was excellent.

We definitely need to improve in the second half, we're just not getting Anelka involved enough and Malouda has been completely figured out by Johnson.

Yup definitely behind , I'm gonna leave and watch the game now...

Great I'm obviously behind you guys here

We've won a freekick, Belletti pulled down at the edge of the box, Pamarot booked. Several players lining up. Malouda takes... hits the wall, corner kick.

Pompey have won a corner... Diarra gets the ball on the edge of the box and spoons it high and wide. Edit: Hreidarsson thwarts another move deep in the penalty area.

Glen Johnson has got Malouda figured out at the moment... A long Ashley Cole ball into the box and we win a corner from Joe Cole pressure. Joe Cole with the corner... James takes it easily.

Anelka struggling to get into the game at the moment

After some decent build up, Wright-Phillips blasts well over. Some good footwork from Joe Cole. Edit: Sean Davis gets booked for scything Ashley Cole from behind.

Pompey putting pressure on, we deal with the crosses but then Diarra takes a long range effort but is easy for Cech to save and hold. Edit: Now we've got a corner..., Joe Cole takes, Ballack heads just over! Edit 2: Defoe wins a freekick for Pompey, about 25-30 yards out. Kranjcar to take... Cech saves easily, despite a deflection of SWP.

Kranjcar takes a long range effort, no danger though, well wide.

Joe Cole has a decent effort across goal from 25 yards, James would have saved it though. Edit: We had a good break there and if it wasn't for a good block from Hreidarsson we might have scored!

Ballack screws over a 20 yard chance.

I've got it working on Sop Cast too. Neither team's got a grip of the game, however we have a freekick. Ballack's taking it. Edit: It was rubbish and now Pompey are breaking.

Welcome

Welcome back mate

So I hear the story about the 18 year old mum in Nottingham having her baby snatched from her at birth by social services. Apparently this happens every day, but in this case the social services bungled the steal by not getting court approval first. So a judge orders the baby to go back to its mother... only, a few days later, for another court decision to go in the favour of the social services again. They refuse to tell us anything about this case. We don't know who this mother is, what her background is, why they suspect she may be a danger to her child. No reason is given and it is all underwraps. Okay, so maybe they do have a valid reason and they're keeping it under wraps for sensitivies sake. That is okay, until I read that Tony Blair, cunt supremo, set a TARGET for each county council on how many children they need to take away from their mother's and put up for adoption. If county councils meet this target, they get extra money, which presumably will go straight onto their wages. Tony Blair set up a system where social services are basically making up reasons so they can sell the babies off for a bigger wage. If that doesn't make you angry, well then you are dead inside. People need to die for this atrocity. Who's with me?

It's a one off, not 3 months of rugby.

All I can say after watching that is I'm bloody confused!

Got mine

And they have three months in which to do it. The rugby match really isn't a problem! I don't get why everyone thinks it will be a huge problem.

Birmingham 2 v 0 Derby, 15:00 Blackburn 1 v 1 Everton, 15:00 Liverpool 2 v 1 Sunderland, 17:15 Man City 1 v 1 Arsenal, 12:45 Portsmouth 0 v 2 Chelsea, 15:00 Reading 0 v 1 Bolton, 15:00 Tottenham 1 v 2 Man Utd, 15:00 Wigan 0 v 0 West Ham, 15:00 Sunday, 03 February 2008 Fulham 0 v 2 Aston Villa, 16:00 Newcastle 2 v 1 Middlesbrough, 13:30

I was expecting to see it say they actually swapped shirts and I was going to get annoyed. Thank fuck! Get fucked Hunt.

No we hadn't, because there's two spaces free for club nurtured players that we don't have. Actually, I think we did technically fill this with some youth players, but you know they're never going to be used.