Kojo

Great performance, coming back from it makes it better. Just hopefully we have gained some confidence from this and go on with a better team mentallity.

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Spot on, the best post I've ever read, cheers mate, can i read it again?.

Great cross, Torres must show more determination. And get in Ivanovic, put that in your biscuit tin.

Don't worry about it guys, i am going to match up a perfect analysis after the match to cheer you all up. With my great stats we've pretty much won this game.

That's 100% wrong Seb, stats indicate that you have previously said you are working to be a scout, it's coming up 100%, so i suppose that makes me 100% right. (By the way do you have any methods to blabble?, i really want to make my posts longer but I'm just not good enough to do so, oh please teach me most worthy SEB)

But that's only a 15% chance this post is correct, because you see Torres is making these great movements behind the striker and no one his feeding him in. Here let me give you an analysis. Here we have a donkey, look at his facial expression, this is indicating he is hungry to score goals, however he is not moving. Why is that?, well there is a 99% chance that it's because it's a still picture, but forget that, because stating the obvious is too mainstream. So lets go with the 1% chance, Torres (donkey) is not moving simply because it's pointless, there isn't enough service for the donkey, in order for him to have service there must be a better chance of completed passes. This is a cabbage, look where i highlighted the lines in that cabbage, look at the cabbages run, it's simply wanting the ball but there is no feed to it, so then why run?. This team is not working together, that's why Torres isn't scoring, now take another look at the cabbage what do you see?. Exactly again this cabbage is not moving, that's because it's simply not getting the assistance it deserves. I can't see any balls going to that cabbage can you?, exactly, where is that ball, most importantly where are all the other players with it?, there is simply no service and no team offering that service. now here is Hazard Here is Hazards stats TEAM Competition GS SB G A SH SG FC FS YC RC Belgium WCQ 3 1 0 1 6 4 3 5 0 0 Chelsea UCL 4 2 0 2 11 8 3 19 0 0 Belgium Int 4 0 1 0 4 2 0 1 0 0 Chelsea Comm 1 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 0 Chelsea CC 0 2 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 0 Chelsea Prem 16 0 3 6 36 11 14 42 0 0 Chelsea MLS 0 1 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 Chelsea CWC 2 0 0 1 2 1 1 5 0 0 Chelsea Super C 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Chelsea WFC 3 0 1 0 5 1 2 11 0 0 Season Totals 34 6 6 11 66 28 24 85 0 0 That is simply not good enough, 36 shots and 3 goals, so how is Torres bad if Torres has a better ratio than that?. You can tell me they play in different positions but the fact of the matter is positions aren't stats, so they are wrong. It shows here that hazard is simply not good enough, not to mention how low his red card and yellow card ratio is. Hazard is one of the weakest players at the moment, it's lucky his pass completion saves him because he would be sold in my book, i also think instead of buying Hazard we should look to getting someone like Joe Allen from Liverpool, his pass completion on a recent basis brilliant. Play him there, at least his pass completion is better, so that will mean he doesn't lose the ball, and then that will also mean that Torres will score, because that adds to another percentage of torres getting the ball more. (i was going to make a longer post but I'm not a good enough poster)

Well of course your right, you're this big scout with big posts and lots of stats, sorry to of misjudge you, i will never get in the way of your greatness ever again.

Reading are a very boring team, Norwich where incredibly average last season and to be honest should've been relegated with the quality they had, however there mentallity they had going through each game kept them up, and their starting to do the same again and might stay up.

lmao everytime i load up english football thread for some reason it loads up to your post every time, instead of latest, i really don't know why.

IF i see this post one more damn time.

This is coming from the nutjob who said Mikel is the best DM in the world.

Then you sir may aswell be AVB, because you are just like you described him. Lets face it, you and all the others are lying to yourselves, when Mikel makes a mistake, this forum doesn't even mention it anymore lmao, that's how defensive people have gotten about Mikel. It's pathetic how much he's defended, and what for?, he's made more mistakes for the club than he's benefited us, put it this way Mikel would never make it in any other top teams squad nevermind starting 11. To say he's one of the best DM's in the world is a complete mockery to every person playing football, and Tiote is aggressive, but he's one of the best damn midfielders in the premier league, especially last season. Even in big games he was always winning the ball back for Newcastle, very good DM and I'm one of the biggeset Essien fans on here but i'll tell you this Tiote was on his level or actually even better last seaso when it came to defensively, I've never seen many people capable of running a game, and he was doing it consistently. The reason why I'm saying he did and was, is mainly due to the fact he's been injured for most of this season unfortunately, so i have my doubts if he is going to get back onto that level. Mikel is just useless, and has never been on Tiote's level, Mikel is the player who doesn't track back, he's the player who lets his man go all the time, he's the player who was supposed to be our reliable physical presence and multi-range passer, YET we still need those type of players now, so please explain to me how Mikel is good enough?, because he gives us nothing.

Of course it was, Lampard-Ramires was asking for trouble, though i must admit i did think Lampard would do a much better job coming back and returning. Of course i was wrong about him, I think two new players is needed for DM positions.

It's sad to think, how we have spent nearly 100 million and we still have striker problems, midfield problems, defence problems. Like what the actual fuck?, how does that happen?, oh that's right you buy about 4 number 10's and a winger. Chelsea has no spine, midfield is the main problem, and has been for a while now. Well we had a major lack of creativity, now that it's installed we have a huge problem with retaining the ball and containing physical prescence. Infact our midfield is shit both ways, it's not good attacking wise or defensive wise. Defence is very wobbly, but it isn't all that bad if Terry is back and the midfield is good. Striker is obviously a huge issue, not only do we not have enough, we have the worst striker in the world, the biggest flop in the history of not only football, sport itself. So thank you Fernando Torres for making a laughing stock of this club, now please pack your bags and FUCK OFF as soon as you can mate. Now we can focus on getting a striker who can not only score goals, but play and work with the team aswell, my favourite on the list is Edin Dzeko, but that wont happen in January unfortunately.

Stupid post, Tiote is one of the best at what he does, you're basically saying Essiens job was pointless, yeah well say that when your team is constantly winning the ball back and holding posession. I suggest you watch these players more instead of going on about them, you go on about Mikel like he's a god yet he plays shit and is so average at best it's unbelievable. And you're saying Mikel is the 3rd best DM in the world?, please stop watching football mate. EDIT: oh and by the way will you stop saying Mikel is underrated, please cut this shit out, he's easily the most overrated player on this forum, there's only a few who can actually see how average he is.

Just when things couldn't get worse. We are going to get bullied like fuck here by Leeds, I expect a thrashing.

I AM SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF IT, that's all i can say, HOW LONG NOW?, HOW FUCKING LONG, THREE BASTARD SEASONS OF THIS SHIT!. HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE HAVE TO SPEND TO STOP IT?. It's really irratating me, we just cannot find a good manager, every manager just does shit.

Of course he will be. Time after time we are just the same typical mugs we have always been, after every fucking manager we just can't get a decent one at all. Lets just sack rafa and go get some experienced italian manager again, at least they can do us a good season.

You're a disgrace, just leave now.

Benitez is just crap, nothing shows me that he actually cares if we lose, to be honest i don't think he does at all. I honeslty think this job is like a big joke to him, because lets face it why all of a sudden would he care for us now?. He only wants something to do and be in employment, like he cares if we fuck up.

Why would Falcao want to join us?, we are shit, Attletico are better.

AMEN

The club is shit, you have no history, if you didn't know i am a liverpool supporter. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA YOU NEVER WON THE CLUB WORLD CUP LMFAO LMFAOOOOOOO, COME BACK WHEN YOU'VE WON THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 4 MORE TIMES.

No mate you're totally right, i heard you the first time, just because of that Benitez should stay, you know what. OVER MY DEAD BODY AM I GONNA LET THIS BE WRONG, I'M GONNA GO TO ROMANS HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND MAKE SURE HE KEEPS BENITEZ, I WILL DO EVERYTHING IN MY FUCKING POWER.