Kojo

Yep, their goes, well done lads.

WTF IS GOING ON!?

Thanks man, means a lot, I've been trying to up my lyricism, it really does show how much of a fantastic poster i am.

Anyone else thought that was Ivanovic from a distance? Then you surprisingly see Oscar lift his head up and celebrate

Lmao wtf, oscar scores?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, IS ANYONE EVEN MARKING SUAREZ? Players like Mikel should be sticking too him like glue! Not just Mikels fault though, we need to stay deeper then play them out of our own half, Suarez is getting far too much space, this isn't worth the risk. Need to bring Mazacar deeper.

Fuck off Agger you bellend, you completely forgot about when you elbowed him in his first match? absolute prick.

Still Justice for the 96 going about? I thought this case was already cleared?. And great start Mata.

Once again Gareth Bale does it though, gets them into the game with the assist, then finishes the game off. I'm just truley devistated he wasn't out all season, Spurs are definitely in top 4, I think it's their first win since Bales injury, that pretty much says everything. And with Arsenal getting wins every game, yep top is definitely not ours. We may aswell just try and get europa cup go for that then rebuild next season and just hope for the damn best.

I would laugh so hard if Wigan beat City in the final.

Jermain Defoe is one hell of a player, sorry but this has to be said. And look at Kompany, once again turned, defender of the year my fucking arse.

That's because Kompany is overrated too fuckery, he's just a big man that's all, I've never seen a player get away with so much as Kompany.

Lmao their was one before where Ollie had an arguement with HNKS or Sam8 it was one of them two, and it was near near christmas, and Ollie had a sort of arguement with him then he just randomly kicked out and said 'I was gonna wish you a merry christmas but i hope you die a nice painful death tonight' Like what the actual fuck lmao? I think Steve tried to get him suspended for that, but I look at the funny side of it, how the fuck can you go from saying I was going to wish you a merry christmas, just all randomly, then say but now i wish you a painful death. It's like he just randomly turned emo in a matter of a few seconds.

No, if anything he's over confident. And he always tries to beat his opponents, so I don't really understand. His decision making is the problem and not looking up, he goes with his instincts rather than double thinking. He stated that he wants to play for Barca before he came here, so he obviously wants to prove a point. Moses is a very good player, and he's still young a lot of people forget that, he will be a good asset to our team in the future I believe. He will learn with games and as the seasons go on, most wingers go through this when they are young, they'll go with their instincts rather than being more observant and logical.

Is no one at all bothered about Aguero not recieving a ban? What the fuck is even wrong the F.A? I love how when Toure slapped and kicked Juan Mata he recieved no ban and not even a red card, but when Ivanovic goes round and what? touches someone on the side he gets a ban?. It's just so stupid, what Aguero did was just shocking, and yet no action has been taken and no one seems to even be interested about. And all i see is respect photos of Aguero because he said sorry on twitter, lmao so not only as he pretty much just admitted it's not an accident, this completely justifies everythin apparently. Fucking stupid F.A. too many times we keep getting done over by them bunch of cunts, whilst City and United get a shit load of decisions their way we get fucked over. Like the last 3 premier league games against United we've been fucked over by them cunts due to shocking decisions. Yeah I know this might seem hypocritical as every team complains about the F.A. but let me be the first to also involve how teams like Liverpool also get fucked over by decisions, yeah I hate Liverpool more than any other club and that's honest but they hardly get decisions there way, and to be honest neither do we, but mostly this happens to us in the big games.

It's pointless playing Ba if he has Mazacar behind him, Ba has an average first touch and has trouble carrying a ball. However I really do think Ba still has plenty more goals in him this season, that's why if we are hoping to get anything against Fulham and such It's probably time to start going a bit more direct and play Moses and Marin. Hazard, Mata and Oscar are getting tired also, I don't think the rotations good enough. And anyone who thinks that Torres is going to start turning good now then you've got another thing coming, because give it another game or two and that guy is right back to normal. We have to start playing to Dembas strengths and just try to finish top 4. Arsenal are a point ahead of us, however we have two games in hand, that's our slight advantage. But when you look at our games, compared to Spurs and Arsenals.... then FUCK ME. Lets just be honest, we don't even have one easy game coming up do we? We still have Spurs, United, Liverpool & Everton coming up, oh and of course Fulham, you know that team we haven't beat for two seasons now.

Ray Wilkins

lmfao! I took your post serious at first and then you said please don't suggest watching porn or wankin. That just made me laugh, giving how immature I am, but the funny thing is Romper, I think you are just provoking people now, I doubt anyone would've been silly about it. Although if you want to ask anyone how to get it done, look no more than Henrique, he knows the score, just ask him.

Watch porn and have a wank

Eh? What? Sturridge was a very talented player no doubt, but he was also way too far ahead of himself, he said he was going to leave if he never got first team football and so he did. There was nothing we could do about Sturridge, why hang on to him just so he can leave in the summer? So don't bring Danny into this. Also Schurrle is a player which we desperately need, I don't think he will play upfront, I don't know why people are thinking this to be honest. If anything he's going to be playing on the wings, mostly to offer cover and drop off deep, he's a work horse and he's also someone who gets stuck into just about anything, only attacker we have who does that is Demba Ba. Look at the Mazacar, it's far too unbalanced, we need that other player who can come in and work the shifts. Just because he's not a big name people aren't liking it at all, but if you ask me It's probably one of the most logical signings the board has made. Because when they where off buyin all these attackers, and still wanted the likes of Willian and Taison, I honeslty thought they where literally going blind, then again I shouldn't speak too soon as theirs rumours over De Bruyne being sold.

I've been thinking about this, you've said it a few times now and I think you might be right. Can you remember Josh McEachran playing against the likes of Marseille and such? He was bloody brilliant, so much potential. He seems to play well around good players, maybe we should just scrap the loan completely and play him now and then in our team, like cup games or champions league games. In pre season he had a very good game against Villa when he was playing in CAM position, he even scored.

Lmao sell De Bruyne for 14.5 million? Are you on drugs? So lets go make a 7 million profit on one of the great young belgians that are coming into the game. De Bruyne will be world class in the future for me, selling him to Dortmund, who are a much better side than us may I add would just be so stupid. It would actually go down as one of the stupidist mistakes this club has ever made, not to mention for that stupid fucking price.

Exactly, I can see him standin out like one of those great players like Drogs and Lamps who give it there all, although he may not have the best footballing abillity, he seems to have a great attitude to the game. Sometimes you look at the Mazacar and yeah sure it looks great on the attack, but then you look at the bigger picture and DAMN, we look so fucking vulnerable.

Where is this coverage?

Things obviously can't be that simple then if this hasn't already happened. All i was saying was though, let your wisdom do the talking, don't let your emotions get in the way for a minute and just think. Because there is no good or bad, however we have to do what's best to keep us all alive and running. But obviously we have the likes of North Korea who simply just don't want that. Korea is very suspicous though, they really confuse me, like they are hiding something big. Odd country indeed, It's also why i hate all this illuminati bull shit though, we all say the american government are evil and stuff, then go take one big look at North Korea and such and other evil leaders like Robert Mugabe.