Kojo

DUDE DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD BUY CISSE?

Honeslty if Torres wasn't playing you would still talk about him.

Not possible... it's an obvious loss against Bayern. But... we do have one option... a Chelsea legend......... a loyal player............................ SALOMON KALOU REPORTING FOR DUTY

Chelsea FC, the club for breaking records for the wrong reasons.

Now it's time to start regretting.

9-0 TO CHELESA BOSINGWA FIRST SCORER, BOSINGWA SECOND SCORER THEN BOSINGWA ALL SCORERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

FOR FUCK SAKE HES JUST TOO GOOD

No but really how good is he?

With Bosingwa we will win anything.

Bosingwa MOM for me.

I'm so pissed we've fucked our form up, i knew would do it when it matters.

I'm going to go on FIFA 12 and try and pass the ball with Daniel Sturridge... just to see if it actually works.

Terrible performance, leading to a loss in the F.A Cup Final... i knew it was too good to be true that we would actually have a good season... nah sod it.

Yeah, we are pathetic.

We are terrible, no ideas... no creativity... please will this season just end.

Newcastle lucky bastards.

LAMPARD NEEDS TO TAKE CORNERS.

Nothing is going our way, Newcastle first to every ball, referees are favouring Newcastle. Nothing at all, our attack has been so blunt, no good chances.

Just our luck... Lampard comes on when we take a free kick, time for him to blast it at the wall.

A defence with Williamson and Perch... and we can't trouble it, pathetic.

OMG... Demba Ba...

Worst effort ever.

Jesus how long does it take to get someone off the pitch.

Mikel is really mad.

Haha go on Mikel son, get your revenge.