Laylabelle

Maybe he should be introduced to Scooby Doo and work out what the heck is going on lately.Some random fairground worker/old guy/sacked worker running around in a mask somewhere messing it all up

ahhahhaha Arthur and the amazing theme song!

Course he's a panic buy but oh well...may work out..should've not rested so much on the stone deal especially when it was clear Everton were never going to budge no matter what

he seems the type.used to love that!Pinky and the brain etcSod in the Night Garden that's a whole different matter..

Be a fun name to pronnoce

do love the way the Mail have gone crazy for every player Man U have signed this window..everyone is amazing anyone any other team has signed is meeh and not worthy of many articles

Minus the 'attractive football' yap...ours is just like said passes then down the other end Such a hyped window with not a lot of signings from us to show from it...hey ho always January where the prices go a bit mental

To the tune of I am the music man? This whole window has been funny.Gone from its only the start,plenty of time etc to ahhh crap lets sign a random who was probably never ever a choice until days before it shut we gave up on Stone... Then again our current defence is pretty crap..hopefully this be a moment of random genius rather then madness

Then complaining about it after....

Whoever this is.....hopefully be surprising and work out and start to seem less like the panic buy that it clearly is

Hopefully we're having a slump now instead of winter..arsenal seemed to avoid their crap Feb onwards moment so be nice if we can.if not oh dear Though we need to actually improve first..less of a shock otherwise

Nah agree we're far from it but still hehehhee.Not the only poor team ..we're just further down then the rest... City at the moment look like us last season.Very early days but we're crap at the moment,Arsenal and Man U slowly scraping results mainly on luck.They're just wizz wizz zooom.Other comps to come but they usually dont make it far in the CL anyway so cant see that makiing a difference at the mo unless we/others I guess improve Good on Swansea.3 wins in a row against Man U not bad.

Yay!!!Take back what I said they are still shite ..not our level yet but still.... Bit crazy that 4 games in and out the top teams only one is unbeaten....

Yay..now if Swansea can win even better..unlikey but be fun

We do seem to like helping other teams out.least for once this one wasn't a direct sell.

May not look impressive but so far not doing all that bad..urgh come on Swansea

Be nice to see them loose soon to.followed by city...

Yay international break!!!Usually it comes when we've got a run going and seeing as this is a crap run not complaining Need to start this season at some point..probably won't be here with way we are though.huge especially with arsenal after.clean sheet be amazing/a surprise

We were poor half of last year but if other teams being poor to and us grinding results out sort of covered it all up.whereas this time we've been found out and it's only four games in.Crazy we lost 3?last year and lost 2 already.maybe be the only ones but very much doubt it. somethings needs to change and quickly.stop playing players who have been crap!

and quickly hidden by results.our cracks are just huge

It's a new month..can't be any worse then this I hope...eeek

Anything can happen once the season is over.hopefully look back on this and think wtf happened in August.It's just crazy 4 games 2 losses..nothing about our performance is positive at the moment

Man city favourites and can't see that changing.yeah it make change when other comps start but we're struggling with just the league to focus on

Yet anyone who slated out pre season performance seemed to get told to calm down its only pre season blah.erm no it was a preview of things to come! Complete and utter shite.

Ahhh this is shite.come on chels