Madmax

I guess Carlo did that because he was new here and didn't know much about our youngsters. He's said it himself a few days ago that he knows a lot about our younger guys now and has also confirmed they'll play much more this season, so it's all good. The man just needs some patience and trust.

Don't know about the tapping up part ...

That's no problem. Every manager has got his own style of working.

Half time. Hope Ivan comes on. I love Ferreira and it's a shame seeing him getting beaten so often.

Drogba tra la la la la

Ferreira just not there. Why is Iva on the bench?

Ah Malouda so close.

Freekick. Edge of box.

We've dropped off for some reason haven't we? The guys are just ambling around.

Did anyone else bow in front of the telly when Robbie Matteo came on? Legend!

I thought we banned caughtoffside.com along with goal.com ...

Malouda!

Wake me up when something actually happens. First Aguero, then Ramires and now Neymar. Can't take anymore of these transfer sagas.

Now that is smart.

I'm guessing 4, not that it matters.

Phew. Glad that's out of the way. Welcome to Chelsea!

What is SSN?

My my they've got a fair few tossers haven't they? Balotelli, Tevez, Robinho, Bellamy. This morn I read a piece which said Stephen Ireland is holding up the part exchange Milner deal because he wants 2 mil quid before he accepts a move to Villa. Things are never dull around the City of Man-tasters

Welcome mate

He says he has no problems with anyone calling anything they want. Let's call him a rat in every post we make and then see how he feels. Oh wait, he wouldn't feel anything. He's on hash.

Haha gotta give them marks for conviction in their piss poor team.

When asked about the ins and outs at the club so far Carlo mentioned Benayoun and then said something like 'and now Ramires' so it's just a formality now. Hopefully the signing is announced before I go to sleep otherwise there'll be a lot of tossing and turning tonight haha

They can screw themselves. Who gives a damn about Sky Sports anyway.

Argh dampener

Ban people calling Benayoun a 'rat' too.