Madmax

What the fuck was that? Dearie me. Absolute bollocks. We cry before every game for him to be given 90 minutes and when he does get it, he comes up with this stinking pile of horse radish poo. We're the laughing stock of world football.

We've dodged a bullet. Now I can sleep peacefully.

I haven't been around for even a year, I'll give it a go next year. LDN has my vote!

:goodpost:

I don't want Sturridge back with us if it just means we'll play him out of position on the wing in order to accommodate the 'bigger' name/s. His time is now, he has to start more often than not, and it has to be as a striker, none of this winger bullshit.

Haters gonna hate

What the ... Unbelievable. RIP.

Welcome, stick around :cfc:

Non, merci beaucoup.

Super! But I have dibs on the October review

Carlo don't go

How long before Pele opens his big trap again? "Neymar don't go ... yada yada ... I'm still best in the world ... yada yada .... Maradona is shit ... yada yada ... Andy Carroll will be the Golden Boot winner at next WC ... yada yada"

Yeah, what he said. ^

Sponsor activity. Gets you 1 million every round of games. Go to your team page and in the last drop down menu on the right below Mailbox you'll find it. Just have to click a couple of times and boom, you have your money. I just sack 'em fuckers

LDN Blue spending loads of money. Won't matter when I humiliate him though.

But they have nothing to show there. Those poor kids ... and that pitiable anorexic, lanky French guy ... he hasn't seen display worthy stuff in such a long while that's been left to kick out at water-bottles and tell anyone who'd listen, "I zizn't zee it"

Take him in a jiffy. Earlier I was against this because of his attitude, now I realize when we can have 33 yo drama queens like Drog in the side, a 19 year old future WPOTY but currently temperamental kid is something I can deal with.

Just 103 league goals ... how dare we play such disgraceful ultra defensive football under that funny eyebrow dude!

No please. We're trying to reduce the average age of the squad.

I'm in. edit : Do I have to submit an article for consideration? I've written the Malouda, Essien, Anelka and Alex profiles for the site, but no issues if I need to.

Totally unexpected

We have too many of those though ... 3 in a team is a luxury we can't afford.

Pros : Still has the technical ability to cut it at this level Should settle quickly considering the number of Brazilians here and the fact that he's worked with Carlo (if he's still with us in August) Enables rotation Helps the Chelsea brand image Cons : Transfer or loan, massive wages either way No Premiership experience Doesn't have the legs anymore Susceptible to frequent and lengthy injuries (and with our medical record, this is a major disadvantage) Heralds a return to the dreaded diamond/christmas tree 29 yo, not exactly a signing for the future (n/a if on loan) No for me.

I'm betting on West Ham.

Agreed he tends to repeat mistakes, but everyone deserves another chance. His contract is up anyway, no harm in letting him continue and get a shot and turning it around, especially considering it saves us a cool 6m £. And no, I wouldn't say that about our youth players.