Madmax

Yes, he's that good!

Neymar is clearly a bit of a deep sleeper. His dreams change very often.

Why are people surprised players don't want to move here? If you were a player, would you move to a managerless club?

lol I knew you or CJ Revo would be posting one of these soon enough Can we have one of Cech in that awesome white kit please?

The day we start signing players for their shirt sales is the day we stop being a serious football club that wants to make history.

Have fun

From the Lukaku thread :

I know it's irritating to look up the Sneijder thread and find a Mikel debate, but I simply had to post this in response to the frankly false claim that his ball retention is poor : And while we're at it, Lampard and Essien are miles worse at control and distribution, let alone retention. My last post re Mikel in this thread.

Really? Malaga? He'd be nuts to move to a lower level while major clubs are chasing him.

Mikel's ball-retention is nothing short of superb. Have you not seen how skilfully he finds his way out of tight corners while multiple opponents hound him? I could provide you videos reflecting this, but I can foresee idiotic remarks like ''youtube makes anyone look great" His major weakness is that he is a little immobile and ungainly with his challenges, though he is improving in the latter aspect.

He still wouldn't be that ...

I'm happy if this means we're not blowing 20 million on Lukaku!

Maturity helps develop everything bar pace after a point of time.

Hamsik is 23, lots of time to develop his creative side. He can be our Lampard replacement, Pastore can be the CAM we never had. There's space for the two of them in our squad, but I'm not speaking in this season's terms of course.

Hell I get a mini-stroke everytime this thread pops up in the 'View New Posts' section

Is it? Remember reading Arse were interested. Must've missed the latest developments.

Mikel gives the ball away cheaply? You're either blind/braindead/bitter or too apologetic of bigger name players like Essien and Lampard if you're gonna say that. Ridiculous.

"Playing football on a Thursee" Irony is, he can't even do that now

Kane and Abel Jeff Archer

He's on his way to l'Arse. How does that make you feel?

In a nutshell, Mourinho > Hiddink. But I know who I'd want at Chelsea.

At Chelsea we have an obsession with playing players out of position. Ivan as RB > Ivan as CB. Luiz, Alex, Terry in the middle. Why change a good thing?

Carlo Ancelotti <3

aka 'I'm coming...get your autograph books out.'

Sneijder ain't coming. So we must get Pastore now. The only one I'd prefer to Pastore would be Hamsik.