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LOL^

Volleyball balancing chickens are also interested. Which surprises me, because Harry isn't usually interested in anyone that isn't available on a free or isn't on a transfer list or doesn't look like a worthy addition to his squad of circus acts like Crouch the robot impersonating man on stilts, Bale the cartwheeling monkey or Gomes the bumbling clown.

The 'weak physique for EPL' argument stopped being valid a long time ago.

The link mentions Mata, Pereira and Modric or Moutinho. That's 2 additional squad places which would have to be vacated by sales. If true, busy days ahead.

Riquelme?

You obviously haven't accounted for King Kalou netting a hattrick.

Porto got themselves a hell of a deal.

Kalou - £60000 a week Anelka - £100000 a week

They probably do and plan to interview him about it, but end up not doing so in the fear of not understanding anything he says in that twang of his.

Fair enough. Not defending those who say that, but it's no worse than people saying that fans who want Kalou to stay want Chelsea to fail.

Don't think Mikel should be played. His initiative in this regard is admirable, but I think it would be best if AvB gave him some time off to be with his family. Josh/Lampard Ramires --- Lampard/Benayoun/Josh should do fine against Brom.

Then your issue is with the managers who start him, not the player.

This is pathetic and incredibly insulting.

Love that he refers to the stadium as 'the Bridge' like usual fans do. The Chelsea fan in him is plain to see.

I can't understand why terminator has to drag me into everything. I didn't go around asking for legend status. Heck I wasn't even aware of it until nearly a month after I had been presented with one. It's not my fault that some forum members thought they should give me the badge. Yet time and again terminator creates a ruckus over the issue, whether it be through editing my user bar or persistently referring to me as a newbie. I have consciously stayed away from falling prey to his constant provocations and am more than happy to dismiss his childish behaviour as exactly that but I will not tolerate him falsely accusing me of being glove in hand with Bluelion in the matter of altering his user bar/ status. Congratulations to zolayes, btw.

Why does every Barca-Real contest end up in petty fights? Bickering idiots.

Yeah, by saying 3-4 weeks he probably means Cech will resume light training after the 3 weeks. Not sure if Czech have a fixture in the international break in between, but even if they do, Cech won't travel, which is good. Had it been any other fixture they would have allowed him an additional week's rest. But with United, we'll see him on the sheet when the day arrives.

United is on 18th Sept. Today is 18th August. That's 4 weeks away, I'm positive the staff will ensure Cech is ready for them.

Hilario is more than capable of serving us well against the class of opposition we'll come up against in Cech's absence. Stop getting your panties in a bunch

Sky Sports mate.

If we're in for both Hazard and KdB then it's not half bad an idea to loan the latter out for 1 or 2 years. We are genuinely interested in Mata and already had one bid rejected, Hazard has confirmed that talks have taken place. If both go through, it'd be better to let Kevin mature with first team football elsewhere in the meanwhile.

26 mil £ sounds about right, sign him up, AvB! Apparently, the club have asked Nando to speak to Mata about this.

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