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Wolves level at Newcastle. Get in!

That Jap kid is owning Ivan.

Game over. 99th PL goal. Well done Drogba.

Mata would have been the better option.

Wolves pull one back @Sports DirectArena

Lampard's missus ain't a looker.

Yesss! Oh David Luiz I want curly hair too!

Well if the players and the manager are indeed under pressure, they aren't showing it. Playing it like a backyard kickabout with some mates. You make your own luck and we aren't doing that so far ... hard to see where that spark of inspiration is going to come from.

Mata's been strangely anonymous. The rest of the fuckers are rubbing off on him.

Decent pace Cahill.

Awful set-piece delivery from us so far.

Stupid from Drogba.

I wish the commentator would STFU about Luiz. And AVB. And Napoli.

Newcastle 2-0 Wolves.

Is that my telly or is the stadium that quiet?

Newcastle are ahead vs Wolves, in the CL spot currently.

FFS should've scored there Lampard.

Safe to say that wasn't offside.

Come the fuck on Chels.

Welcome

Mikel's more suited to the current low-tempo stand off style the manager's preferred since he finally got around to doing something about the defensive line faux pas. Romeu's better at closing down space and pushing on to the opposition when out of possession. Seems to me Romeu's in for a long stay if AVB's original blueprint will be out again next season.

Who the fuck is Tuffie?!

Good effort. Two things though - Incorrect - Chelsea were established as one of the top 5-6 sides for a while before Roman arrived, a bridesmaid-but-never-the-bride sort. City on the other hand were a real mediocre mid-table team pre Abu Dhabi, more of a rabbit-out-of-the-hat in that respect. While the highlighted part is true, Chelsea FC are not debt-free. Roman has invested over £800 million in the club through loans from Fordstam Ltd, Chelsea's holding company. The loans are repayable at 18 months' notice, if Roman ever decides to up and go. Our loans are merely interest-free, but they remain that - loans.

Quick question : who's your favourite player again?

Methinks the Torres + cash for Falcao fantasy insults Atletico's intelligence a bit.