Madmax

Get a hobby or a girlfriend, Alex.

The fuck is up with his Ivanovic obsession?

Even if we're take the guy's tweet at face value, "a defender" could merely be a replacement for Luis.

If pre season meant anything other than public training sessions, Marko Marin would be one of our untouchables.

They can spend because they earn it -- you can spend a billion pounds if your earnings are more than that. But it's true that FFP only maintains the status quo, preventing another Chelsea or Man City. If they honestly want to improve competitiveness, a wage cap is the way to go.

How dare you discount the White Pele?

With the players they've been concretely linked with right now (Depay and Gundogan, if I'm not missing out on someone), I'm not worried either. But when you have so much shit to fling, some is bound to stick on the right spot every now and then

It's an obscene amount but FFP doesn't come in to it for United; they're just spending what they make. Their £750 million, 10 year deal with Adidas kicks in next month, which will be the icing on an already doughy cake.

I have a feeling Mourinho will try Remy on the wing if Cuadrado continues being poo. Hence, Falcao.

tbf that's just a simple obvious pass.

Who said we're loaning him? Apart from the Samp president, that is?

2 goal Ivanovic. Neil Barnett is a happy man.

Shit hair. If he's coming the least he can do is bring those flowing locks from earlier. This John Doe hairdo is pedestrian.

C'mon the Jamaicans maan.

I miss not rubbing my eyes in disbelief when our striker scores a goal.

Neymar and Alves such attention whores. Still warms my heart that all the OTT crying and anthem singing in Brazil ended in that glorious 7 - 1.

Meh final.

Suarez hungrier than Evra

That goal's all down to Buffon.

I can't remember this ref having excellent games. Loses the plot some way or the other all the time I see him.

Can't see Vidal finishing 90.

This could get nasty, lol. Messi's put sooo many of those scooped passes from the right with his left this season and yet it's just indefensible.

Iniesta drifted past Vidal, Rakitic past Pogba. Lazy.

Internet protip - ignore Arsenal fans. They're everywhere and they're fucking miserable bastards.

You bite too easy Choo Choo