It's comedy gold when you think about it.
Fans on crack chasing Potter in the car to tell him he's the best manager in the world.
Felix got red card on debut and we are paying him over a million for a game.
We negotiated hard to get Auba from Barca for big money and now we want to give him back for free.
We convinced whole world we gonna get Enzo for release clause only to say nah, fuck it.
We paid over 100m for Lukaku only to sent him back on loan.
We got new celebrities doctors and half team is out injured.
We paid fortune for Cucurella only to play academy boy ahead.
It's a Chelsea thing.