Vesper

I know everyone went bonkers and shit on him but Anthony Gordon would have been a better buy by far than Mudryk it so looks like almost as pacey and far more footie nous plus half the price and HG

https://www.vipleague.la/carabao-cup/newcastle-united-vs-manchester-city-1-live-streaming 87th minute 1 nil NUFC over Citeh

Ugo was a on a yellow so for sure should have gotten a 2nd, if not straight red

yay! a win!!! and against a very very in-form team

yes, no complaints at all

I think we got fucked there

oh ffs

he put in a hard shift at least he never ever lacks for effort

ugh, Welbeck a curse of ours

I really do not know what to make of us there is no historical precedent to base an analytical reconnoitre off of no other giant team that I can recall has ever went full youth (most of which have massive potential but are so inexperienced and are played all together)

Palmer is going to be great

assclown Sanchez

what is up with Sanchez and his kicks, ffs

also https://www.vipleague.la/carabao-cup/Chelsea-vs-brighton-hove-albion-1-live-streaming https://www.vipleague.la/carabao-cup/Chelsea-vs-brighton-hove-albion-2-live-streaming

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another secondary assfuck from the truly stupid Santos to Forest loan: It cost us Bradley Barcola he wanted to come here and a fee was agreed but Lyon wanted Santos on loan as a mandatory part of the deal but we refused and sent him to Forest wtf fucking morons

Chelsea rejected Armando Broja approaches https://thedailybriefing.io/i/137440623/Chelsea-rejected-armando-broja-approaches Armando Broja has returned to the Chelsea squad after injury, and, as I previously reported, it follows interest in the striker during the summer. AC Milan, West Ham, and one other club from abroad asked about Broja, but Chelsea were keen to keep him at the club. Chelsea believe Broja could be an important player for many years, not just for this season. That’s why they were always clear about rejecting any approaches for him. Let’s see how this season goes for him, but he could have an important role to play now that he’s back, providing another option up front as well as Nicolas Jackson. Still, a reminder as well that Chelsea have asked to be informed on the conditions of the Ivan Toney deal, so let’s see if they add another striker. Ben Jacobs has more info on Toney’s situation in his column.

If Real never moves for Håland, then 100% Osimhen joins Los Blancos they are absolutely fucked with no remotely good CF Joselu is ageing shit and he is literally the only CF on the side Mbappe hates playing CF the only 4 non ancients who they consider good enough now are Erling Haaland Victor Osimhen Harry Kane Lautaro Martínez (barely) Endrick I simply do not see playing CF, he is just too small I see him as their eventual starting RWer (he is left footed)

Xabi Alonso on my list

star potential

roflmaoooooooooooooooooooo🤣 Steve Bruce claims Harry Maguire would 'walk into most Premier League teams' and insists the under-fire defender has 'never let Man United down' https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12563451/Steve-Bruce-harry-maguire-manchester-united.html

Marc Cucurella lays down the law to Mauricio Pochettino after blocking Man Utd transfer Marc Cucurella wants to leave Chelsea in January after seeing his proposed transfer to Manchester United break down in summer - with Mauricio Pochettino open to an exit https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/Chelsea-marc-cucurella-man-united-31036436 Marc Cucurella has held talks with Chelsea boss Mauricio Pochettino over his future as he eyes a January exit from Stamford Bridge. The left wing-back was poised to leave the Blues this summer but his proposed loan move to Manchester United broke down, with the Red Devils eventually completing the temporary signing of Sergio Reguilon from Tottenham instead. Cucurella’s move to United partly broke down after he was surprisingly selected for Chelsea ’s EFL Cup tie against AFC Wimbledon, meaning that he would be unwilling to play for a third club this season – with a section of the Blues support booing him during the match. The Spaniard has struggled at Stamford Bridge after a landmark £56million transfer from Brighton last summer. He failed to hit his top form throughout the campaign despite being reunited with his former Seagulls boss Graham Potter for six months during the season. Despite brief highs – including a Man of the Match performance in the Champions League Round of 16 victory over Borussia Dortmund – it was a campaign of struggle for Cucurella, who had also been booed by his own fans during a February draw against West Ham. He has yet to play a minute in this season’s Premier League. Cucurella has now held talks with Pochettino over his future at Stamford Bridge and expressed his openness to a summer exit. He is happy living in London, but a return to Spain is also thought to appeal to the player. There have been suggestions of interest from Real Madrid, but the Spanish giants have Fran Garcia and Ferland Mendy in the position, while David Alaba can also deputise there. The 25-year-old then lost his place in the Blues starting line-up in the closing weeks of the campaign to youngster Lewis Hall (who has subsequently joined Newcastle ), despite injury struggles for Ben Chilwell. The return of the England international has pushed him down the pecking order further, opening up the possibility of a move, while Levi Colwill has also been preferred in the position this season. Cucurella – who progressed through Barcelona ’s youth system but only played once at senior level, before starring at Eibar, Getafe and Brighton – has spoken of the added pressure to perform at bigger clubs, which can change a player’s mindset compare to others with lower expectations. "I play all my career in a [smaller] club so we don't have this pressure," Cucurella told ESPN earlier this summer. "When you come to these big clubs, you feel this pressure and sometimes it is not easy to play with this pressure because you know you need to win every game. "Sometimes you need to adapt as well to these situations, but this is part of life. Sometimes you have good years, bad years, but the most important thing is to learn and have energy to improve."

Victor Osimhen considers legal action against Napoli after the club posts and deletes a bizarre TikTok video where they mock their own player for missing a penalty... with his agent brandishing it as 'unacceptable' Victor Osimhen missed a penalty during Napoli's goalless draw with Bologna The club posted a bizarre TikTok video appearing to mock him for the penalty Osimhen's agent suggests that the player is considering legal action https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12564237/Victor-Osimhen-considers-legal-action-against-Napoli-club-posts-deletes-bizarre-TikTok-video-mock-player-missing-penalty-agent-brandishing-unacceptable.html Victor Osimhen is considering legal action against Napoli over a bizarre video which was posted on their TikTok account. The striker who fired Napoli to a first league title in over 30 years last season, was the target of a video where he was mocked by his own club on social media on Tuesday. Napoli's video centered around his penalty miss during Sunday's goalless draw against Bologna. It was a rare miss for the Nigerian who has scored 62 goals in 107 appearances for the Serie A side, yet the video appeared to mock him for his attempts to persuade for the penalty to be given. The video shows the 24-year-old appealing for a penalty, but using a strange sped-up voice with the caption 'Gimme penalty please' before showing him blazing the spot-kick wide of the post. Osimhen's agent, Roberto Calenda, has suggested that Osimhen is considering legal action against his club over the now deleted video. Calenda tweeted: 'What happened today on Napoli's official profile on the TikTok platform is not acceptable. 'A video mocking Victor was first made public and then, but now belatedly, deleted. 'A serious fact that causes very serious damage to the player and adds to the treatment that the boy is suffering in the last period between media trials and fake news. 'We reserve the right to take legal action and any useful initiative to protect Victor.' Napoli are yet to acknowledge the video which was deleted from their TikTok account. There also appeared to be tension between Osimhen and Rudi Garcia, with the striker seen berating his new manager after being substituted late on as they searched for a winner. It was confirmed after the match though that Osimhen had apologised to Garcia and his Napoli team-mates for the way he showed his disappointment in being taken off the pitch. Arsenal fan Piers Morgan has issued a plea to Osimhen to join the Gunners in the aftermath of the video. He tweeted: 'Don't take this terrible treatment @victorosimhen9 - come to Arsenal instead.' The video won't help Napoli's chances of keeping Osimhen, who has been linked with a number of clubs including Manchester United and Paris Saint-Germain in recent times. Osimhen won't come cheaply however, with the striker believed to be valued by his club at around £150m, and his contract does not expire until the summer of 2025.