Vesper

Kai Havertz is a BEAST. I would give up Kante (for a massive price) and take him in a flash. Kante is wasted in Sarriball. He is only 19 and a terror at AMF. I invite all to watch Bayer's EL game tonight. Now Bailey comes on. Those 2 are must buys.

Love ya mate!! Time for a blue universe. Most important team in the the most important city on the planet. Fuck the haters. I want the globe under our boot heel.

also wanted to say, before I am tagged as the princess of darkness we fucking WON we finished like shit inna MASSIVELY hostile environment and won onward and upwards

After Hazard renewal, Luiz (out, benched and sold is my prescription) and striker shambolic state, this is my biggest concern. Given our board, I would almost guarantee we fuck it up and serve merely as RM's incubator for Modric replacement.

After my wife,my family (THE reason why I am a Blue girl, thanks daddy!), my my academic career (on hold atm, but don't count me as a superficial ponce when I rant on politricks), my bankster career (temp until I can afford to but a football cub, lol) and my health CHELSEA FOOTBALL is my fucking passion, I am am the perfect confluence of breeding, place of birth, and football intelligence (played as a youth, surround by footballers growing up). I DO bleed the Stamford Bridge Blue. I want us to DOMINATE never ever ever settle I would take one for the team and let Ratcliffe have his way with me if he agreed to buy and spend on my command, LOLOLOLOL. (wife just smacked me for that one, as she is watching me typing)

to put a name to vote, Christensen is my MOTM Jorginho 2nd

Unlike most, I LIKE this, we need a nasty boy (as long as he is smart about it, like tonight)

Ignore me at our peril. I refuse to plot future on 30 plus year old rotters or a mental failure (Morata). Combine those with the upcoming CHO/Hazard contractual nightmares, Marina and the board are steering us into the rocks.

takeaways AC needs to start, Luiz needs to be benched and sold, we are FUCKING INSANE to offer him a new contract, AC was a fucking rock tonight, zero wobblies, Ampadu will, WILL be a top 5 CB in world within a few years Willian is shit and needs to be benched and sold (we are also insane to offer him a new contract and more so to say no to Barca) Morata is shit, needs to be fucking sold (really don't care at this point what the loss is) BUY BAILEY and ICARDI (or Dybala or Griezmann) (dont give a fuck about cost) If this shit doesn't happen, I will eventually turn on Sarri, if he insists on playing these fucking cunts I can see me becoming public enemy number one here over this I don't care, I can see the future, and Luiz, Morata and Willian are RUINATION of our future (not even going to mention Hazard/CHO nightmare on contracts)

How the fuck was that a foul on Morata???????

I see zero basis for that comment, we are producing a SHIT tonne of chances and the footie skill level is top notch in the build up If we had punched in 4 now you never would say this its our final finishing product that is poor atm that is not boring, it's just luck of the draw or mental unbalance (Morata)

BULLSHIT CALL he was onside!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!! lol, my wife is having a meltdown, lolol

Gotta disagree my Blue sensei in a VERY conservative AM schema 112 goals in FOUR years

he is a name I have never tossed out asa target GRIEZMANN he would fucking THRIVE in Sarriball IF we lose Hazard, I would perhaps recco a £150m plus cash dump on him (or Dybala, or best Icardi)

10000000000000% with you mate!!!

I know he scored (TBH he almost had it fully blocked) but Willian has been our worst player on the pitch, horrid passing/decision making.

For the entire good of the team, so so want Morata to bang in 2 this half.

My god, Cavani would be a MONSTER (albeit only for 2 or 3 years max due to age)in Sarriball

100% agree. His confidence is fucking shot. He has amazing talent, I will go head ro head anytime with anyone on that, but mentally he is super fucked. His wiffer needs to unpurse his jacobs.

I never scream for balls!!

Maybe when Greece REALLY and finally shits out economically (zero chance they can survive another ECB/IMF crashout/austerity scheme) and we are out of the EU, we can cut an bilateral immigration deal!!!

Its the Chelsea way, I know no other paradigm my 26 years on the planet. LOLOL At least it keeps thing interesting and me bitching!

Kante looks a bit knackered (in terms of crystalline normal sharpness he has on balance most games), It so fucked he is playing, RLC or Fabregas have to come in soon

make that 5 ot 6 now, FFS!!!

If Morata had shooting boots on, he literally would have 4 or 5 goals now that's not hyperbole