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Or he could become the next Lewandowski I think it was worth a £4.5m roll of the

Half the fucking nation are secretly rooting for those scouse cunts!!! Ffs it is going to be DREADFUL

I truly want to own a footie team some day, obviusly not an EPL one, unless I had a shit tonne of other investors IF Germany ever changed the 50% plus 1 rule here is the one!!

hell you sound like DoF material!!! RUTHLESS is my middle name

I know!!! always loved him in the aughties!! I am a deal maker in my professional career and have to think 10 steps ahead I get paid pretty decent to cut out deadwood and make reccos on both under-performing and new speculative high-growth potential assets I will advise to dump a dog in heartbeat and ALWAYS on the lookout for the hidden remote gems

the kind of deals where we spend £31.5m and OWN a great young striker outright or do an 18 month loan for a 30 something that costs £27m and have shit to show for it at loans end so a BEST case scenario (Piatek is only worth the same) we lose £27m because HAVE NO STRIKER worst case scenario Piatek truly blows up and is worth £100m or more in which case we lost £70m in valuation and still have no striker lets say we have to spend £80m in 18 months that is a total swing in valuation and outlays of £150m against us yep those type of deals Russian idiots!!!! no wonder Roman has lost over £12 to £15 billion in net worth over the last 8, 10 years or so

Thay was a STUPID challenge by Hendrick. WTF was he thinking!

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OBVIOUSLY this will NEVER happens (and cannot as Piatek is now gone as well) I just wanted to answer fully what I would do IF the loan army was also liquidated (all but 11) that is the first side I have made with Mbappe on it, btw

goddamn Shitty went down the bindippers can go 7 up

jesus christ I remember when we used to play like manure is sob

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Heaton has been immense

6 minutes (counting added time) come on Burns!!!

thanks

I will go MENTAL if thsi ends like that cuntish yid game!!!!

fuck pen on Burnley, grrrrrr

who gave up the pen for Shitty?

fucking Arse limped one out, grrrrr

oh shit, just looked, wtf

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nil 2 BURNLEY

Number one, I would have bought Piątek. 31m and we OWN HIM. 27m to loan an ageing Higs for 18 months. With the 275m from loan army sales Barella 45m Militão 45m Tonali 25m Lozano 40m Ben Chilwell 45m Nicolas Pepe 60m (Lille would take that) Sarabia 15m release clause Total 275m Zero net spend Then sell (we have no choice) on 2 CHO 45m Eden 80m plus Hakimi Willian 45m AC 30m Pedro 15m Alonso 45m Giroud 10m Barkley 25m Drinkwater 20m Zappacosta 15m Emerson 20m 350m total in sales I then buy Jovic 50m Mbappe 265m Junior Firpo 45m Ake 40m Gunn 15m 65m net spend For all LOOK at that team We have for 65m NET spend It includes MBAPPE FFS And HG is fine GK Kepa GK Angus Gunn HG GK Bulka HG CB Rudiger CB Militão CB Ake HG CB Azpi CB Ampadu HG LB Chilwell HG LB Junior Firpo RB Achraf Hakimi RB Reece James HG DH DMF Jorginho DH DMF Sandro Tonali CMF Kante CMF Nicolo Barella AMF Pablo Sarabia AMF RLC HG LW Mbappe LW Hirving Lozano RW Nicolas Pepe RW Pulisic CF Jovic CF Piątek CF Tammy HG THAT TEAM COULD WIN THE TREBLE no way anyone would be able to convince me it couldn't It is so deep so versatile Zero weaknesses So young too Dynasty time

I don't normally do a rash, juvenile tweet driveby style post, but FFS this shit pisses me off Higuain BETTER come good in a HUGE way or I hope Sarri is tossed out on his chain-smoking arse!!

Fuck the board, fuck Sarri for ONLY £31.5m we could have been set for next 8 years or so, at least partially at striker debut (and only 1st half) yep, he really looks a bang average (lets see what else was said) high risk, unproven, fluke goal scoring, small team playing piece of shit first 27 minutes he scored more goals than Higuain has since October