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£143m (fee plus salary) Kepa is now on track possibly erase Drinkwater as the donkey of donkies (in fact erase like 3 or 4 more shit buys all by himself) and this ALL goes down to Marina and the board's refusal to sell Courtois (for at least 75m as well I remind you) in summer 2017 to RM add in the 45m or so less we got for Cuntois, plus the insane over pay for Kepa in 2018 the numbers are jaw dropping #fucktheboard

agree mostly he was meh in his first 2 big games in the league that Manure smash the Leicester draw (was marginally better than against Manure, the whole team was) the rest he was really good in (League games v top teams) but ffs, has he been shit lately against so many shit teams I guess only play him against top teams, lolololol

over 70% possession but FOUR shots on target clean-sheeted again by one of the worst teams in the league but hej Super Lamps says Kante was fucking awesome, so its all good, we are soon at LiVARpuddle level fret not LOLOLOL

yep and he is played against SHIT teams in there too

Everton I can completely understand and I am NOT a person who expects to win or draw every single game, not even close but those other 5 games to not walk out with at least 11 points out of 15 is criminal (3 wins, 2 draws versus SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT) we walked with ONE

17 goals 9 assists in his last 13 games tracking to 70 goals produced over a 4000 minute season 50 goals 20 assists

these 6 games against SHIT teams in the last month and a half 17 points dropped out of 18

#delusional Frank Lampard praises ‘outstanding’ Chelsea star N’Golo Kante after Newcastle defeat https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/18/frank-lampard-praises-outstanding-chelsea-star-ngolo-kante-newcastle-defeat-12081945/ snip ‘Sometimes we can [switch to two in attack] if a game feels that way but in that case it would have meant bringing off N’Golo Kante – who was outstanding all game – or Jorginho at the base of our midfield and you have to be careful with their counter-attack. ‘We were creating a lot so the Michy change was to change the feeling of the striker. Can he come on and make something happen because he’s very dangerous around the box so it was just like-for-like.’ snip smdh insult to our intelligence I do not like gaslighting attempts AT ALL IF Lampard really, truly believes half the bullshit he was been peddling recently he will be sacked by holiday time this coming December or so it is inevitable

fuck this cunt he is now downing tools because the board is not bending over and giving him a 2 year extension on an insane 200K PW or so (the board and the old smoker they stupidly brought in are the real villains here, for not selling this POS for 65m to Barca in 2018) OFF MY TEAM BITCH last straw burnt

hopefully they have some serious surprises up their sleeves so doubt it though I am besides myself over LB and the horrid lack of creativity and the forcing in of a extremely (in his new role) problematic Kante and now, to make it even worse, the rapidly deteriorating state of Kepa

sack Lampard and bring in defensive pragmatic manager like a Conte type, a Simeone type, etc etc flip to a counter attacking style like I said, it would be a schizo move I do not see it happening (nor do I want this, I want him cashed in on this summer) I fear the worst, Kante will will not be sold, and we just trash the team trying to force him into a role that he is SHIT at, plus he loses truly massive value as he ages more also, your MF you posted has almost zero creativity

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Saul, (who Atleti will sell cheap (cheap for him) but I am laughed off the board when I suggest this plus, that is simply beyond the scope of the next 2 windows (plus what is left of this one) we have to wait until summer 2021 to deal there I think we are in truly deep shit overall if you look at the big picture, especially if we miss out on CL again and especially if we do not sell Kante FFP is going to fuck us hard, as the board doesn't sell in a timely fashion (thus costing us hundreds of millions in lost revenue) and they make horrid contractual decisions and salary deals (plus the obvious string of shit buys)

add in no crunching DMF and very soon only TWO wingers (one of whom is injured atm) and you have perfectly summed it up!!! great post

there is a huge possibility we cock up in the summer too nothing is etched in stone we are rolling dice on 3 giant buys (one of which I do not even agree on as he is NOT worth 80m) Werner Sancho Chilwell <<< NOT worth 80m!!! NONE of whom are remotely in the bag (and who, even with the insanely low 25m RC of Werner, still cost £225m PLUS insane salaries for just the 3) plus we need AMF, DMF and another winger (if Willian walks on a free) and another LB too (and tbh, another RB too, as Azpi is spent and needs to GO but I accept he will not be touched at all, he is a teacher's pet) plus a 3rd CF (that is easy) we also simply must sell Kante (who is horrid in the role we now play him in and turns 30yo next season) to help fund (and that is going to be the mother of all brawls here)

my cleanout list is MASSIVE and will never happen much easier to list the only ones I WOULD KEEP (AGAIN THIS is ALL FANTASYLAND) not listing youth loanees and academy the only ones I would keep ff the current 25 man squad are CB Tomori CB Rudiger (he is trying my patience though, lolol) RB Reece DH DMF Jorginho CMF Kovacic AMF RLC (we are so fucked if he takes 6 or 12 MORE months to get back to true form) AMF Mount (maybe, maybe not, I would give Villa £25m plus Mount for Grealish atm or Leicester £40m plus Mount for Maddison) Winger CHO Winger Pulisic CF Tammy the rest are dregs and need to GO, plus we desperately need to cash in on Kante

you have it wrong we DID meet his release clause (£90m then, it is now up to £103m) Atleti had no choice IF he wanted to leave BUT Oblak himself said NO

probably was me (sob) but at least we are not paying him almost £20m PER YEAR like Manure are with De Gea

he turned us down flat so good luck maybe IF Simeone leaves, BUT he will stay if Allegri or Poch replaces Diego I have a shit tonne of far cheaper options who are far better than the Kepa of 2020 also no club will pick up Kepa's FIFTY MILLION QUID salary left on his contract plus pay us any decent transfer fee but lets say we DO find a sucker team who says ok, here is 35m for Kepa that means we have to still spend 120m euro (£103m)(now) RC on Oblak just for his trans-fee so a net spend of almost £70m right there PLUS Oblak's £200K PW (or more if he demands it) salary as well De Gea new contract is insane and Oblak might demand close De Gea makes almost £20m a year!!! lets say we get Oblak for 'only' 250K per week for 5 years that adds (versus Kepa salary) around £15m more so £85m total cost to upgrade add that to £375m to £430m that JUST IN FEES we will spend if we buy Sancho £120m Werner or Dembele around 50m (Wenger would only be £25m due to low RC in the summer) Chillwell 80m Zaha or some other winger (50m if not Zaha, 80m if him) if Willian walks on a free (we cannot roll all year with THREE wingers, lolol) Somare or some other DMF 50m and a creative MF for around £50m that is a gross spend (not net, net obviously lowers it as long as we sell sell sell) just in fees of £478m to £533m NOT COUNTING the increases in salaries (not counting even Oblak's) over the players replaced (and remember all this is with ZERO buys anywhere else, so no CB buys, no regular CMF buys, no RB buys, no 3rd striker buys, no backup keeper buys (Willy is 39 next season) bottom line...................................... NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN Nope especially if we lose out on CL again FFP will FUCK US and we have no new stadium at all (not even planned now) to add in massive new revenue we will not do it even IF WE SELL KANTE for £100m it is why I laugh when I see people (on top of all else listed) demand we ALSO buy Skriniar (who will cost around £90m more) we are in dire straights for realio overall especially as the board refuses to sell players in time fashion since 2017 (we have already lost around £300m in market value sales if/when Willian is added in when we walks on a free) <<<< Willian wants a 2 year contract with a MASSIVE pay raise as well!!! #fucktheboard

£142m counting his 7 years of salary roflmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

he is on (drum roll) £192K per week for SEVEN years total cost to us, fees included £142m over 7 years roflmaooo but hey, I am just a stupid bint who knows nothing about players, finance or life in general and the board are godlike supermen and women

it isn't going to change especially if we miss out on Werner and Sancho in the summer we may drop an insane desperation-driven 80m quid on Chilwell, but from what I have seen, he si not going to be a revolution at all I already gave up on CB action taking place now and in the summer Lamps loves the 4 main ones we have if we also miss out on Chilwell, and the baord refuses to sell Alonso and emerson, he will still trot out azpi at LB over half the time unless we wake the fuck u and buy Gosens AND either Grimaldo or Telles (all 3 could be had now if we just made the play) we will settle for Dembele at CF and we has a 50/50 chance of being another £40 to 50m or so Ligue 1/Bundesliga/Serie A CF bust in the EPL just like the 'big' 5 CFs who came into the EPL this year Joelinton, Haller, Cutrone (already gone), Wesley and Moise Kean

we need to make bold moves in the market, and the board seems paralysed and Lampard keeps backing shit the very fact we were (at least many, myself included) asking for BARKLEY to come on says it all