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  1. Chelsea fans react as Nick Pope is linked with the club https://www.thechelseachronicle.com/club-news/chelsea-fans-react-as-nick-pope-is-linked-with-the-club/
  2. 1 Jorginho (and that was only because of Sarri) Pulisic was not in huge demand and obviously Sancho is the superior player Conte got NOTHING
  3. another weak Spaniard like Morata we need to inject Kepa with some DNA from our Viking stock (AC needs to ask for a refund, lolol) like
  4. Chelsea fans discuss the Arsenal game with our reporter Liam Twomey https://theathletic.com/1550348/2020/01/21/chelsea-arsenal-score/ great comments (some) and so many
  5. We couldn't think about upgrading the "LB" of the season back then. I sure as hell did and you are totally forgetting the Alex Sandro multiple offer Marina in a spin spin spin chasing her own tail till the window closes with those Juve CUNT game players debacles LB upgrade has been my mission since Ashley tailed off I want to bang my head into walls for years
  6. Chelsea are eerily reminiscent of late Wenger-era Arsenal: technically gifted but capable of spectacular self-destruction https://theathletic.com/1551483/2020/01/22/chelsea-arsenal-lampard-wenger/ If there was a moment to sum up the madness that engulfed Chelsea against 10-man Arsenal at Stamford Bridge, it was the sight of a hobbling Tammy Abraham on the corner of his own penalty area in the 87th minute. Having been down, up, down and then up again with an ankle injury that required him to be helped from the pitch at full-time, the striker gamely, but pointlessly, volunteered himself as Hector Bellerin’s primary defender. By the time the Arsenal captain’s shot crept inside Kepa Arrizabalaga’s far post, Frank Lampard was back in his seat in the home dugout, hunched next to a seething Jody Morris. Both had spent much of the previous 60 seconds on the edge of the technical area, arms outstretched and bellowing — first at the referee Stuart Attwell for not stopping play to allow treatment for Abraham, then at their own players for not taking several opportunities to kick the ball out of play. It was the 11th Premier League goal that Chelsea have conceded after the 75th minute this season. Of the 32 goals they have let in altogether, 20 have been scored after half-time. Lampard admitted during the festive period that tiredness might have played a part but his team did not appear a step behind an Arsenal side forced to play the final 64 minutes on Tuesday night with 10 men. Chelsea did, however, once again display a startling lack of coherence and composure. “At that point in the game you go 2-1 up, you have got to do the basics right,” Lampard said. “Get all the details right. We got one wrong, with the first (goal). And the second one was soft; soft for a right-back to cut inside and score into the bottom corner. You have to be real about it and honest about it that they had two shots — the breakaway in the first one and the second one late in the game — and they scored two goals.” That statistical quirk has only occurred six times in Europe’s top five leagues since 2006, according to Opta. Arsenal’s expected goals (xG) rating for the match was just 0.39, compared to 2.79 for Chelsea. Lampard’s team have failed to win seven times in 12 league games at Stamford Bridge this season despite only being beaten on xG once at home. They have scored almost 11 fewer goals than the numbers suggest they should have (16 goals from an xG of 26.63) and conceded three more (12 from an xGA of 8.94). “I don’t like too many stats on expected goals because it is not all that clear at times, but we are bottom of the league at home (for goals scored), and we’re creating second to probably Liverpool (in terms of chances),” Lampard added. “That is two ends of the scale of where we’re at.” But as much as the analytical margins appear to be aligning against Chelsea this season, they also do precious little to protect themselves against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. No competent team with a 1-0 lead allows their own cleared corner to become a goal conceded on the counter-attack in the space of 10 seconds, or so haplessly fails to manage the clock against 10 men pushing for an equaliser. Chelsea have at times paid for the naivety of youth under Lampard but only three players in his starting XI against Arsenal were aged 23 or younger. Of that trio, Callum Hudson-Odoi was the home side’s most consistent threat in the final third, while Abraham was a harrying menace whose persistence panicked Shkodran Mustafi and ruined David Luiz’s first night back at Stamford Bridge since his summer move from Chelsea to Arsenal. At the other end, Andreas Christensen generally positioned himself, and passed, sensibly. Other, more experienced heads assumed greater culpability for Arsenal’s fightback: Emerson abandoning his covering duties on the edge of the Arsenal box to give the superb Gabriel Martinelli space in which to run, then being too casual in his attempt to move out and close down Bellerin. N’Golo Kante’s uncharacteristic and costly slip to set Martinelli away; the uncertainty that emanated from Kepa’s every touch of the ball, coupled with his unconvincing attempts to prevent both goals. In their most brainless moments, this current Chelsea are eerily reminiscent of late Arsene Wenger-era Arsenal: technically gifted, physically deficient and wired only to dominate the ball but capable of such spectacular self-destruction that it is virtually impossible to consider any lead safe or comeback likely. At times, it is difficult to divine what exactly the overall plan is supposed to be. Such a galling comparison would fall squarely on the shoulders of Lampard, were it not for the fact that predecessor Maurizio Sarri encountered many of the same problems. The reality is that the Arsenalification of Chelsea began in the latter half of Antonio Conte’s reign. The departures of Diego Costa, Nemanja Matic, John Terry, Thibaut Courtois and Gary Cahill since the nightmare summer of 2017 created a deficit of physicality and personality in the squad that is yet to be addressed. Lampard wants to empower his players to think for themselves within his tactical framework and general principles — high-tempo possession, pressing, switching the point of attack — as many of Europe’s elite coaches do. The ideal is a balance of discipline and dynamism, knowing when to rely on rehearsed patterns of play and when to read the situation and react. Too often, Chelsea’s reality has been marked by stale sideways passing, erratic decision-making and poor game management. “Unfortunately you can talk about (managing situations) and work on them, but on some of these things it’s not working,” Lampard said. “We set up to defend the edge of the box when we have a corner. If it is different on the pitch then that’s not good enough. It’s not (about) working, it’s something they have to do on the pitch. If they can’t do it then someone else will have to do it right.” Lampard has made no secret of his desire to strengthen in January, but his admission after the Arsenal draw that it is “probably more of a short-term window for us” hints at an increased awareness of the poverty of the market. Edinson Cavani of Paris Saint-Germain is the only high-profile goalscorer available and, at 32, would be a signing in the mould of Chelsea’s worst transfer impulses: an extravagantly well-paid striker with a big reputation built in a prime now irretrievably behind him. As he wheeled away to celebrate his equaliser, Bellerin’s mind may have drifted back to the memory of being brutally flattened by Marcos Alonso in that same penalty area almost exactly three years ago as his countryman headed Chelsea’s first goal of a 3-1 win over Arsenal. Conte’s team were marching towards an emphatic Premier League title triumph then while Wenger was drifting slowly to the end, and that moment seemed to perfectly distil the contrasting cultures and trajectories of the two clubs. Eden Hazard’s sale brought a final end to that Chelsea cycle, and Lampard is mired in the painful process of redefining the team’s identity. Even their season as a whole lacks a coherent narrative: wildly inconsistent, obviously flawed and often unconvincing, they somehow remain on course for a top-four finish in the Premier League as well as alive in the Champions League and FA Cup. The next four opponents after Saturday’s FA Cup trip to Hull City – Leicester City, Manchester United, Tottenham and Bayern Munich – will provide an unwelcome check to Lampard’s ambitions on all fronts if the mistakes exploited by Arsenal go uncorrected. Chelsea have so far benefited from the greater dysfunction of their top-four race rivals, but finding more ways to concede than you can to create is a combination that can only lead to ultimate failure in May.
  7. Bayern have an INSANE amount of WC or at least high quality fullback options SIX now LB Alaba, Lucas Hernandez, Davies RB Kimmich, Pavard, Álvaro Odriozola and all but Álvaro Odriozola can play multiple positions they have the WC-winning French starting fullback duo and neither even starts at FB usually for Bayern
  8. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK Camavinga grrrrr Álvaro Odriozola is a decent RB and that means Real is so not selling Ashraf Hakimi
  9. he is on Real Sociedad Depo is not even in La Liga anymore
  10. Real Sociedad Basques (RS) and Galicians (Deporivo) HATE each other
  11. Phil Jones outplayed him tonight LOLOLOL btw Mee and Tarkowski were immense
  12. he surely has to be in the sacking zone
  13. it is madness if we do not and I think we might be able to get him for a wee bit under 30m quid, as Porto supposedly said they were a little flexible but even £33m is not bad
  14. Inter Pull Out Of Race To Sign Chelsea’s Olivier Giroud & Turn Attention To Napoli’s Fernando Llorente https://sempreinter.com/2020/01/22/inter-pull-out-of-race-to-sign-chelseas-olivier-giroud-turn-attention-to-napolis-fernando-llorente/
  15. I still say Spuds is the biggest threat for 4th and spuds are in tatters personnel wise so no 'gotcha' moment from me IMHO
  16. Mid January and (if they win the 2 games in hand, which they should) Victimpool are 36 points clear of Manure!!!! tell that to a Manure fan in 2007 or 08 and they would have had you committed
  17. worst Manure start in 30 years and yet we are only 6 points up on them, lolol
  18. Vardy did his hammy may be out versus us
  19. Rio Ferdinand just said he is embarrassed to be associated with them atm WOW
  20. first win for Burnley at OT in 57 plus years over 30 years before I was born! lololol
  21. lol down nil 2 OGS: let's swap fullbacks!!!
  22. oh, I am 10000% NOT suggesting we should sign him, lolol just having banter
  23. he was a semi beast at times for West Brom my Baggie m8 went BONKERS when they sold him
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