Vesper

jfc so weak at the back already

come on Chels!!!!! lets kick these cunts' arses!! this is such a shitty little stadium, what a dump

Kepa surely is out the door this summer I cannot believe we are going to have to rely on the dodgy Willy for the last 15 games of the year what a fucking cock-up by the board £142m dropped and we have a 38yo shaky as fuck keeper to hitch our little blue wagon to

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completely against the run of play

Dunk burnt nil 1 Ayew

Lampard unhappy with timing of Willian’s comments https://www.teamtalk.com/news/lampard-unhappy-with-timing-of-willians-comments Frank Lampard says that the timing wasn’t “ideal” on Willian’s interview about his contract situation and suggested their could still be common ground sought between the parties. Willian spoke to the Brazilian media after the midweek defeat to Bayern Munich and admitted that his future at Chelsea was up in the air. The winger said Chelsea had offered the 31-year-old another two-year contract, with Willian holding out for three years. “Chelsea offered me two years, and they are not going to change what they offered,” Willian told Esporte Interativo after Chelsea’s defeat by Bayern Munich on Tuesday. “I said I wanted three more years. The situation is difficult because of this, I really don’t know if it will be possible.” When asked about the situation on Friday, Lampard refused to clarify the comments, but said the negotiations were far from over. snip

Chelsea bosses understand club’s new place in shifting landscape, says coach Frank Lampard https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/chelsea-frank-lampard-bosses-understand-new-position-champions-league-defeat-bayern-munich-a9366281.html Frank Lampard has said his Chelsea bosses fully understand the Blues’ place in a shifting Premier League pecking order. The Chelsea manager believes the top-flight landscape has changed, with Manchester City and Liverpool muscling into the centre of that picture, and has said owner Roman Abramovich and director Marina Granovskaia share his views on the club’s route back to the top. “I think the landscape of the Premier League has changed,” said Lampard. “Manchester City and Liverpool have set incredible standards in the league, and also we had some outside influences with the [transfer] ban and with circumstance – a huge player [Eden Hazard] left the club. Those things are there. “We are certainly on the same page here when I speak with the board and we have all our conversations - there is no doubt we know we are fighting for fourth place.” snip

if weak a hell is decent, then maybe not lolol

ffs it is like chinese water torture

but is is a hoax Trump told me so! Trump rallies his base to treat coronavirus as a ‘hoax’ https://www.politico.com/news/2020/02/28/trump-south-carolina-rally-coronavirus-118269

Guus Hiddink and Avram Grant FTW

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and the more I see of Chilwell the harder my pass for him at £80m becomes he is not remotely worth 80m fucking quid

Leicester are fucked without Vardy

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee down go Leicester 1 nil ft

wooot 1 nil Norwich Jamal Lewis, their LB with a superb strike.

Friday February 28 2020 Football Nerd Do Chelsea have a bad 'keeper or simply been unlucky? By Daniel Zeqiri Chelsea have conceded 45 per cent of the shots on target they've faced in the Premier League this season CREDIT: PA Dropping goalkeeper Kepa Arizzabalaga was not a decision Frank Lampard took lightly. The men between the sticks have an acute sense of status, and being usurped by 38-year-old Willy Caballero will sting Chelsea's £72 million signing. Kepa has little cause for complaint statistically. Chelsea have conceded 45 per cent of the shots on target they've faced in the Premier League this season - more than any other team - and the highest ratio of any team since these records began in the 2003/4 season. It is easy to see why Chelsea have dramatically underdelivered on their Expected Goals metrics - conceding 37 when their xG against is 26.58 - making a top-four finish far less comfortable than it ought to have been. Perhaps Chelsea just concede a higher quality of chance than their rivals, putting opponents in advantageous shooting positions that leave Kepa with no chance? Unfortunately for the Spaniard, that defence falls short also. Expected Goals per shot conceded is quite stable across the league - Wolves are best at 0.09 xG per shot conceded and West Ham's the highest at 0.14. CREDIT: OPTA Chelsea's average of 0.11 is almost identical to Liverpool and Arsenal's 0.10, and Alisson and Bernd Leno's save percentage is more than 70 per cent. Kepa is not facing unusually easy attempts. Chelsea's problems really do seem as simple as needing a better goalkeeper. Comparisons have been made to David De Gea's early struggles at Manchester United but he had a very specific problem - dealing with physical contact on crosses and at set-pieces. This can be worked on through training ground and gym work. Shot-stopping on the other hand, is worryingly basic. However, while one might justifiably claim Kepa has been substandard, perhaps this season has been a slightly freakish one for Chelsea. Shot-conversion rates across Europe's big leagues are consistently between 13 and 15 per cent, with the conversion of shots on target a shade more than 30 per cent. The principle of regression to the mean - in any system with multiple variables extreme outcomes tend to be followed by more moderate ones - suggests Chelsea will eventually start conceding fewer goals than they currently are. We tend to be quick to rain on the parade of teams outstripping their metrics, but rarely make allowances for those underperforming. Should Chelsea buy a new goalkeeper he might benefit in two ways: by being better than Kepa and also playing in a more typical season.

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we should name the coronavirus Denbabavirus

you may get your wish

GOOOOO BLUEGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!

yay for Bim!!!! That is Sandy Lane, btw

Who would have ever guessed that part of this board would turned into a branch of the Mino Raiola fanboy/girl club. That fucking rotter should be banned from global football. Shame he was for a bit (summer 2019 window) but then he greased enough palms in Italian courts to get it overturned. On 8 May 2019, Raiola was banned by the Italian Football Federation from acting as an agent representative for three months for undisclosed reasons, while his cousin Vincenzo Raiola was banned for two months.[13] On 10 May, the bans were extended worldwide with the decision from the FIFA Disciplinary Committee.[14] On 13 June 2019, Raiola and his cousin won their appeals against the three-month ban, revoking the ban.[15] On 22 January 2020, Raiola was among a number of high profile football agents including Jorge Mendes and Jonathan Barnett who threatened FIFA with legal sanctions following the planned cap on transfer payments.[16]

I should have been more specific with my time frame, I meant recently, not 4 years ago (and before) in fact, us cocking up buying him back then enraged me, Italy has been the graveyard of my transfer dreams Håland was never going there, because.... Mino that only proves my point