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  1. You know you are truly shit when even world famous economists are trolling you!!!!
  2. “For all the concern over the economic and social impacts of the pandemic, how it may structurally change work and home lives, alter social interactions as well as the emotional toil, Arsenal losing due to David Luiz’s errors is surely the greatest sign that everything is finally getting back to normal” – Noble Francis
  3. he was still injured, not fit look at what he did after us and when he was healthy again at Monaco
  4. Relentless rehab in lockdown has Loftus-Cheek primed to make big Chelsea impact https://theathletic.com/1877509/ Over the weekend, training footage released by Chelsea included a clip of Ruben Loftus-Cheek accidentally kneeing a ball into his own face during a game of football tennis before falling to the ground in mock pain, to the amusement of himself and the team-mates around him. It was a funny sight but also a refreshing one: when was the last time that arguably the unluckiest footballer of his generation had a moment of misfortune that he could laugh about? To say it has been a long and arduous road back for Loftus-Cheek since that fateful day at Gillette Stadium in May 2019 — when the achilles tendon in his left leg snapped with such force that he thought a New England Revolution player had smashed into him from behind — is an understatement. Thirteen months and several setbacks later, his tortuous wait is finally nearing an end. Loftus-Cheek has been heavily involved in Chelsea’s preparations for the Premier League restart, leading many at the club to believe he is in serious contention to feature against Aston Villa and Manchester City. He played the full 90 minutes of the inter-squad match arranged by Frank Lampard at Stamford Bridge, scoring once, then 45 minutes or more in both friendlies against Reading and QPR, where he found the net twice in a 7-1 win. Starting on the left wing against QPR on Sunday, Loftus-Cheek impressed onlookers with the ease of his movement, linking well with team-mates and carrying a constant threat in the final third. There were no visible signs, either in his performance or the way he carried himself, of any lingering lack of trust in the body that has let him down so many times. That is testament to the diligence and relentless dedication Loftus-Cheek has shown towards maintaining his physical conditioning during the COVID-19 shutdown. He was poised to make his first-team return for Chelsea as soon as February, if not quite ready to play big Premier League minutes, and only a late Antonio Rudiger own goal made Lampard think better of bringing him on as a late substitute against Tottenham at Stamford Bridge. Global circumstances forced a further delay, but Loftus-Cheek chose to stay patient and think positive. He threw himself into the tailored home fitness programme that Chelsea gave him, working hard on the exercise bike and with the skipping rope in his garden. But he has also been pushing himself with gruelling drills designed by Jamie Lawrence, the former Bradford City and Jamaica winger who now works as a fitness coach. “We’ve done a lot of explosive leg work on the glutes and quads,” Lawrence tells The Athletic. “I have him doing different types of explosive squats: sit on a bench for two seconds and jump up, or do one-leg squats, or Bulgarian squats (one foot behind on a bench, one foot on the floor) with a jump. Everything is explosive. Everything is game relevant. It’s game relevant because it improves power in the legs, which is big for challenging for headers, taking off, pushing people off the ball, getting from box to box. “He was fit when everything shut down in March. Ruben has the best mentality of any young player I’ve trained. He is so strong mentally. He found it hard with the injury but I know he was so close to coming back. I said to him: ‘This could do you a favour, this could get you even better and fitter during this period’.” Since the first-team squad were recalled to Cobham for phase-one training last month, sources have told The Athletic that Loftus-Cheek has played a full part in every session and every drill. Going through the same abbreviated pre-season camp as everyone else has helped him feel like a part of the team again, and should enable Lampard to consider him on more of an equal footing when he picks his midfield in the early weeks of the Premier League restart. There should still be a note of caution. Midfield was already the most crowded area of Lampard’s squad before Billy Gilmour’s spectacular breakthrough prior to the shutdown further swelled the ranks. N’Golo Kante is also fit again. Unlike the men he will be competing against, Loftus-Cheek does not have the recent muscle memory of regular Premier League minutes. He does, however, have an influential fan. Sources have told The Athletic that Lampard was in frequent contact with Loftus-Cheek while Derby County manager last season, encouraging the 24-year-old as he battled to win a place in Maurizio Sarri’s team — a battle he had won convincingly when injury struck two weeks before he was due to start the Europa League final. “It would mean a lot to him and me to get him some time on the field now,” Lampard said of Loftus-Cheek prior to the shutdown. “It’s a lonely place, it’s a long time. He was in a very good run of form last year. He was playing really well and getting confidence but he hasn’t kicked a ball for me. “With the ability he has got, he’s one of the most exciting midfielders in the Premier League, so we all want him back, and him more than anyone.” Last season Loftus-Cheek became the first Chelsea midfielder since Oscar to reach double figures for goals across all competitions, with six in the Premier League and four in Europe. Lampard, the greatest goalscoring midfielder of his generation, has been desperately searching for that kind of final-third impact to support his attack ever since he took charge at Stamford Bridge. Loftus-Cheek’s 5.68 touches in the opposition box per 90 minutes in the Premier League last season were bettered only by Olivier Giroud, Eden Hazard and Pedro among Chelsea’s squad, underlining his attacking intent. By way of context, Mason Mount leads Chelsea’s midfielders with 4.03 touches in the opposition box per 90 minutes in this season’s Premier League. His rare ability to carry the ball upfield through opposition pressure also gave Chelsea a valuable way of turning defence into attack: he attempted (6.5) and completed (3.75) more dribbles per 90 minutes in the Premier League than anyone in the squad except for Hazard. “Everyone needs someone who can pick up the ball and drive,” Lawrence adds. “You don’t get midfielders like that anymore. Kante cleans up, Mateo Kovacic is a good player but nobody is like Ruben in terms of what he brings — there isn’t anyone really like that in the league.” England manager Gareth Southgate is every bit as enthralled by Loftus-Cheek’s unique blend of talents. Having featured him heavily in a thrilling 2018 World Cup campaign on the strengths of his performances on loan at Crystal Palace, he called the midfielder during the shutdown to stress that he remains firmly in his thoughts for the rescheduled Euro 2020, which will now take place next summer. Lampard is giving nothing away about his own team selection in what remains of the Premier League season but will be without Pedro, who is unwilling to play again this season after signing a contract with Roma. William has also yet to sign an extension to his contract — which expires in less than two weeks — but is expected to play. Chelsea’s hopes of qualifying for next season’s Champions League remain too uncertain to allow Loftus-Cheek to feel his way back in matches that matter. Wherever he is deployed on the pitch, Loftus-Cheek will need to hit the ground running and earn any minutes on the pitch. But after everything he has overcome in the past 13 months, this is the type of challenge for which he has been hoping.
  5. lol a Higs sitting on the pitch like he just ate a whole capon at a picnic
  6. unless Willian signs a mini extension
  7. we should all become sportswriters on the side surely we can write better articles than this tosh bear in mind this is only around 90 days old, so right around the last football played until just now it is just ridiculous, and typical REAL BARCA cock-licking I will just list the names Best left-backs in the world: the top 10, ranked https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/best-left-backs-world-ranked-alphonso-davies-david-alaba-ben-chilwell-marcelo-alex-sandro-andrew-robertson-jordi-alba 1. Jordi Alba (Barcelona) < roflmaooooooooooooooooo, he has been really poor in almost every game I have seen him and is ageing out fast, he turns 32 next season and his legs are going, on pinball Barca in pinball La Liga he has two goals and only 3 (2 in the league) assists ALL comps and has been beaten multiple times on defence 2. Andrew Robertson (Liverpool) the only one I agree with in terms of place 3. Alex Sandro (Juventus) 4. Ferland Mendy (Real Madrid) <<<< he has been oki, but number four on the planet?????? ffs, but it gets better..... 5. Marcelo (Real Madrid) smdh, he has been replaced as the regular starter, and even last season it was clear he was spent, 1 goal, 2 assists in the league, and his already poor defence is now a joke 6. David Alaba (Bayern Munich) 7. Juan Bernat (Paris Saint-Germain) <<<<<<<< I can only say, WTF lololol, I think PSG would be shocked if you told them they had a top 7 LB in the world on their team, as their fanbase has been ranting about their LB's like we do abut ours, another short, poor defence Latinx fullback 8. Raphael Guerreiro (Borussia Dortmund) <<<< he doesn't even play LB anymore, never really did much , as he was a wingback, and now is a left MF'er and a winger, he shoudl not be on thsi list as he isn't a LB 9. Ben Chilwell (Leicester City) 10. Alphonso Davies (Bayern Munich) <<< best in the world or damn close, plus he perma benched Alaba at LB now, who is rated 4 spots higher. There is not a LB on the planet that Bayern would trade him for, even if 20m (probably a lot more for certain ones) was tossed in. they leave off 10,who are better LB's than Bernat,(jaw dropping he is on this list) Marcelo (now, at 32), also jaw dropping, and the non LB Guerreiro (who is a great player but was really poor at defence, which is why he was barely played as a true LB) the first 3 are clearly top 10 José Gayà Theo Hernández Alex Telles Renan Lodi Alejandro Grimaldo Nicolás Tagliafico Lucas Digne Sergio Reguilón Robin Gosens Luca Pellegrini my top 15 (went to 15 to show where I now rate the 31yo Alba) Alphonso Davies Andrew Robertson David Alaba José Gayà Theo Hernández Ben Chilwell Alex Sandro (mainly due to age) Alex Telles Ferland Mendy Renan Lodi Lucas Digne Robin Gosens Nicolás Tagliafico Alejandro Grimaldo Jordi Alba (last year in the top 20 more than likely)
  8. Merson is back on the booze, lolol Paul Merson urges Chelsea FC to sign to sign top 20-year-old forward Paul Merson tells Chelsea FC manager Frank Lampard to sign Borussia Dortmund forward Jadon Sancho https://www.thesportreview.com/2020/06/chelsea-fc-transfer-news-jadon-sancho-paul-merson/ Chelsea FC should try to sign Borussia Dortmund forward Jadon Sancho once the Blues have completed a deal to sign Timo Werner from RB Leipzig, according to Paul Merson. The Blues are thought to be on the cusp of concluding a summer deal to sign the Germany international from the Bundesliga side in the upcoming transfer window. Chelsea FC appear to have pulled off a transfer masterstroke after usurping Premier League leaders Liverpool FC by striking an agreement with RB Leizpig for Werner. The German striker will add more firepower to Frank Lampard’s squad and ease the pressure on Tammy Abraham, who has led the Chelsea FC frontline for most of the 2019-20 season. Sancho is one of the most sought-after players in the 2020 summer transfer window after the England international’s prolific performances for Borussia Dortmund this term. snip even I cannot make a £120-130m or so deal fit into our budget unless we sell a shedload of the dregs into a brutal COVID-19 market
  9. wowowow £44.93m is all????????????????
  10. I still cannot believe we gave him a SEVEN year contract at £150K PW base plus bonuses it works out to around £140m over 7 years when transfer fees, wages, bonuses, add-ons, etc are factored in what the fuckery
  11. shame he cannot play for us in the CL he would LOVE to have a go at Bayern for sure!!!!
  12. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jason can stop blaming me and @Laylabelle for his dreams of Matt Law now too!!!
  13. all is correct except for the last one (and havertz MAY cost around 90m pounds, unfortunately, unless we can drive them down a wee bit) West Ham will not part with Declan Rice for under £70-80m it will be a miracle of we get £30m (more likely 20-25m) for Bats as he is shit and has 1 year left, Marina and the board still think he is worth 35 to 45m (depending on who you believe) which is madness IMHO So that leaves a gap of £40m to possibly as much as £60m and teams taking a makeweight player always give a low valuation so the shammers will never say, oki, Declan is 80m, but Bats is worth 45m, so only pay us 35m and Rice is yours if you toss in Bats IF they did ask for only 30m plus Bats for Declan, I would bite their hand off Rice can play CB (I think it is his best position actually) as well getting him allows either Kante or Jorginho to go NOW for sure and I see him eventually becoming a starting CB for us if need be as that was his first position for years like I always say, give me versatile quality players it lessens the impacts of injuries over the long term
  14. lololol look at this cunt Ian McGarry https://talksport.com/football/715917/chelsea-transfer-news-live-liverpool-sign-timo-werner-watch-goal/ background on the git
  15. where are you m8!!!!!!!! the board misses you!!!!
  16. oki, well there is that then, but I still see him as more of a target type CF (granted I am not at all an expert on him) at least he has played at winger a bit
  17. btw, I apologise, i came across like a snarky bish I just got vexxed over being called pathetic
  18. Jan Oblak has set the record for the fewest games played to rack up 100 clean sheets in Spanish top flight history, the century reached in his 182nd appearance.
  19. this aged well, lololol on the other hand LOLOLOLOL yep I am pathetic NOT
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