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Claude Makélélé REVEALS His BEST-EVER Chelsea Team-Mate!

predictions of doom: the only new CF we bring in is Emanuel Emegha the only new CB we bring in is Mamadou Sarr no new GKer the only new winger we bring in is Garnacho )or Gittens IF Dortmund bend the knee to swap deal plus cash for Carney) Maresca stays and, IF we blow the Conference League final, we end up back in the Conference League next year as we somehow bollocks up CL and even Europa League spots, perhaps by losing to both Manure and Forest we fail miserably in getting rid of a large part of our massive deadwood pile BlueCo continues to internally fight and next season it breaks up (I think Boehly bails, sells out)

will be loaned out and then sold I wager may well never be seen in a Chels kit again, at least not for a competitive match

I rate him too

Aston Villa have reportedly decided against signing Axel Disasi on a permanent basis, with the French centre-back now expected to return to Chelsea at the conclusion of his loan spell. https://www.caughtoffside.com/2025/05/11/aston-villa-make-axel-disasi-decision/ According to The Athletic, the initial loan agreement between the two Premier League clubs did not include a purchase option, signaling a short-term stint for Disasi at Villa Park. Villa secured Disasi’s services from Chelsea for a £5 million loan fee with hopes that he would add depth and stability to Unai Emery’s defense. Despite the investment, Disasi struggled to cement his place in the starting line-up, with his recent omission from the squad against Fulham highlighting his limited role. Axel Disasi has no future at Aston Villa While there was initial optimism that strong performances might lead to a permanent deal, Disasi’s time at Villa Park has been largely underwhelming. Disasi’s return to Chelsea, however, is expected to be brief. Reports suggest that the Frenchman has been deemed surplus to requirements by manager Enzo Maresca. Chelsea are keen to strengthen their squad and generate funds for summer signings, with Disasi now on the list of potential departures.

woot 2 2 FT and Leceister also scored 2 times after they drew even

we have to get there first I can easily see us stuck back in the fucking Confrence League again 1. we finish 7th in the EPL 2. we blow the Conference League Final final v Betis

when would we play them next? they are not in the FIFA World Club Cup

Real; CB no Rudiger (suspended) CB no Militao LB no Mendy RB no Carvajal insanely poor Real back 4 and also DMF

4 2 Raphinha on a hat trick now as well

no pen

pen on Barca Mbappe can get a one half hat trick unless VAR overturns it

Dani Ceballos is the worst often-playing Real Madrid MFer in the last 15 years or so just shambolic on both defence and offence

3 2 Raphinha wow

Real Madrid's defence is so shite

2 2 Lamal

insane that either Spuds or Manure will get CL just madness

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nil 2 Real Madrid after only 14 minutes over Barca Mbappe on a hat trick already

Contract expires: June 30, 2033 £100K PW we would eat £41.6m

that Derby side in 2007-08 was the worst toplight English team in my life Derby were officially relegated on 29 March 2008 after their 2–2 home draw with fellow strugglers Fulham and Birmingham City's 3–1 victory over Manchester City left them 19 points away from safety with only 6 games left. This made Derby the first club in Premiership history to be relegated in March, the earliest team to be relegated in terms of date, and the first since Sheffield United in 1975-76 to go down from the top flight from that month, at the time only the second time it had ever happened in post-war English Football league history, before Huddersfield Town were relegated in March 2019. They also accumulated the league's lowest points total since the introduction of 3 points for a win with just 11 points, as well as the record for the fewest wins in a Premier League season with just one victory in 38 games; also most defeats (29), fewest goals scored (20), most goals conceded in a 38-game season (89); the latter record has since been broken by Sheffield United (2023–24).

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