Vesper

great young LB, I had a fit when the bans fucked us on buying him too late now, Atleti will never sell him, and I am sure his RC will soon be raised to €100m or so (as he is on low wages atm so might need a redo on his contract) I would take Theo over Lodi anyway, Theo is bigger (5 cms taller), faster, better defensively my top LBs (pure rate in terms of play, not buy) Davies (insane talent, size,spped, passing, shooting, and is only 19!) Alaba Robertson Theo <<< buy him, a piece to a CL winning puzzle Lucas IF you play him at LB again) Chilwell Alex Sandro (as long as he is healthy, but he soon is 30yo (January), so will drop-off the list next summer,or the next after that at max and is already too old to buy now) Gaya Telles Digne Ferland Mendy Lodi (will deffo move up this list) Gosens Nicolás Tagliafico Marcel Halstenberg Bayern Munich furious for having signed the wrong Hernandez https://www.acmilaninfo.com/bayern-munich-furious-for-having-signed-the-wrong-hernandez/ lololol Bayern Munich are reportedly very disappointing having missed Theo Hernandez and instead buying his brother Lucas for a record fee. Among the few positive aspects of AC Milan this season is Theo Hernandez. The 22-year-old left back has become a pillar of Stefao Pioli’s starting eleven and a cornerstone of the new Rossoneri squad that the management is trying to build. A pleasant, and far from expensive, surprise. After being rejected by Real Madrid, the French full back has flourished in Italy, establishing himself as one of the best full backs (if not the best) in Serie A. Milan are obviously enjoying the performances of Theo, a signing strongly desired by Paolo Maldini. The technical director was personally involved in bringing Hernandez to Milan and flew to Spain to convince him to refuse other more lucrative offers. snip will be a TOUGH pull

yes, I hesitated to put Boswinga on there, it was just the price, but I could see him being removed, Belletti was marginal, but did not cost a shedload, so perhaps a bit harsh Zhirkov for almost £25m in today's dosh was a huge bust, that was (like Sheva and Torres, two Olympian busts) all on Roman and his son, but hey, its their money, lolol hopefully we can make most of Emerson's cost back decent to great fullbacks we had in Roman days (Mario Melchiot and Celestine Babayaro were before his time when purchased) Wayne Bridge Glen Johnson (although we lost money on him) Paulo Ferreira great buy, one of my favourites Ashley Cole best fullback in Chels history, wish to hell we had bought him in summer 2003 Ryan Bertrand good sale, and he has had a decent career at SOTON Branislav Ivanovic great buy, and a decent CB too Patrick van Aanholt decent player, just not here, lolol César Azpilicueta super buy, one of our all-time best buys for the low cost spent, 2nd best fullback in the Roman era Ola Aina, great profit,we made a decent player in Italy, he BOSSED CR7 last season in a game I saw, just owned him like a bish Marcos Alonso, mixed bag, but has had some big games, deffo a lightning rod Reece the future (hopefully, if not get Nordi Mukiele ASAP)

lets win the league and the CL again, plus FINALLY the FWCC (I want that fucking trophy bad, its the only one missing, well, under Roman we have no Super Cup, we have lost every time, the win was before he bought us) and we can knight him, lolol

the track record lately on players with Sideshow Bob cuts is poor look at Arse with the two assclowns (one of them used to be ours) plus I just dont like it, lol it obviosly is NOT important in the scheme of things, but just irrtates me further about a very bläääääääääää player if he has not been at Barca, he would be priced at a third of that Getafe are demanding they themselves only paid £9m for hm, and THAT figure was inflated because it was Barca selling I do not like him as a player at all I do not rate him, and I cannot take yet another shit fullback buy in the £20m to £30m range it is just insane we keep doing this here is a history of shit fullback buys 9 starting with del Horno lets not go for a the La Decima with Cucurella Asier del Horno almost £20m in today's pounds in fees and bonus bust Juliano Belletti around £8m in fees + bonus in todays quid overall a bust José Bosingwa almost £25m in today's pounds in fees + bonus semi bust (had the best Chels career on this list by far, the price was the killer) Yuri Zhirkov almost £25m in today's pounds massive bust, horrid buy Wallace Oliveira around £6m never played a topflight competitive game for us, released on a free 2 years ago Filipe Luís £18m and a bust (Mo never rated him, very puzzling, as he went back to class at AM) Baba Rahman £18m , insane bust, shitbox, almost worthless now, so we will lose almost all Zappacosta £28m in fees and bonuses, WTF, bust, pure panic buy, super nice bloke, but NOT Chels quality Emerson £26m in total fees+bonus massive bust, and predicted by me instantly, as we bought damaged goods, Roma robbed us so far (depends what we sell him for) total gross spend on busts at fullback £173m PLUS all the salaries, so WELL over £200m gross flushed I wont put Alonso on here at all, as even though he cost £24m, he has had some huge moments and I was impressed how he stepped up this year, against all the odds, he has huge limitations (his pace mainly, but even that has bizarrely seemed a wee bit better this year) but he is a pretty unique option, and I will not have a problem if he is a bench player next year

Super

Super Frank Lampard

and Willy in goal!

except Mino Raiola will want £350-400K PW + a £30-40m or so agent fee for Donnarumma he is a cunt deluxe sloppy fat greedy piggy

and he hates the cutthroat nature of it all he is one of the nicest blokes in footie, almost universally loved manure fanboys/girls go bonkers because he said leaving manure was one of the best things he did in life they are a fucking mob, they demand 100000% blind allegiance Nice guy Ben Foster shows winning comes in different guises… https://www.football365.com/news/opinion-ben-foster-video-watford-nice-guy

AS is a garbage rag 90% of the time surely we cannot be this stupid

hard, hard pass it will be almost 30m quid flushed down the shitter massively better options out there

yes, he is shit, and he doesn't even play fullback or wingback, he is a LMF/winger type all year long (43 out of 45 games) short, weak, not productive and a HORRID haircut is not someone we need especially for 30m fucking euros (triple price from what Getafe just paid, after one middling year)

he is 37, turned it in April basically a year and half younger than Willy

lol Wolves player rating REUTERS, of all things, with a sick burn

yep

thank fuck we did not sell Giroud, lololol

Willy needs to start the last two games I never want to see Kepa on the pitch for us again amazing that we actually broke the Torres buy for the worst of all time Drinkwater 3rd Baka 4th Sheva 5th

De Bruyne got an assist so he ties Henry's record of 20

Mount MOTM, Kova a close 2nd

and some idiot football writers voted him POTY, lololol

Evans straight red

little bellend

and it was past the fastest player in the EPL, if not all of Europe, lololol

Watford just scored again v Arse only down 2 3

insane the pens Manure gets