Vesper

its a bit of a running joke still we met because of a dodgy hollandaise sauce tub (and her gobbing on her iPhone and not looking where she was going, roflmaoooo)

ah, I thought he said it in English I went back and listened again (2 minute 5 seconds in) and it is so similar, mdr

I met my wife when she slammed into me whilst I had two arms full of grocery bags coming of the Harvey Nichols food hall, lolol shit went everywhere, and she helped me to pick it up, and because my dress got sauce all over it, she gave me her number and said to call her and she would pay the bill to clean it I gave her my number too, and she called 2 days later and said if I had not had it cleaned yet, to meet her and her friend would do it it for free we met up the next day, and then we had a drink at a pub in Covent Garden (The Harp) and that's when we found out we were both lesbi and single the rest is history, as they say

I like his attitude, and he can speak some English he slipped in a complete sentence (To continue my progression) and his sister has lived here for the last 7 years, which will help acclimate him immensely

What the hell is Cech doing with Kepa at these sessions? Letting him look at Tinder for a date to mend his broken heart?

yes, and Bayern has no true AMF at all (unless you count Thomas Müller, who is not really an AMF, he is a classic SS) also only 3 wingers on the squad (Sane and Coman at LW, Gnabry at RW) basically no backup to Lewa other than a 19yo Zirkzee and if Alaba leaves, they really are screwed with depth at CB, fullback, and DMF, due to the backups having to vacate other starting positions to play surely they buy some players this window

this assumes Alaba leaves, which is madness IMHO such low depth CB Niklas Süle Lucas Hernández (LB backup, but then they only have 2 CB's barring the 18yo, unless you pull Pavard to CB, which means Kimmich at RB and then no DMF on the team other than the inexperience Fien) Jérôme Boateng Tanguy Nianzou (turned 18yo 3 months ago) LB Alphonso Davies RB Benjamin Pavard (CB option) DMF Joshua Kimmich (RB option, but then zero DMF's on the team other than the inexperienced Fein) Adrian Fein (21yo with zero topflight experience) CMF Leon Goretzka Corentin Tolisso Michaël Cuisance LW Leroy Sané Kingsley Coman RW Serge Gnabry SS Thomas Müller CF Robert Lewandowski Joshua Zirkzee (19yo) not counting the two teens and Fein, that is only 14 outfield players of any quality/experience Adrian Fein will be forced to play DMF more than few times, and he is only 21 and not exactly a true first team player atm, he had ZERO topflight experience before this season he will be a massive key to this

yes!!!!

lol at Owen Hargreaves saying what massive depth Bayern have does he ever even look at a squad, ffs

this should, if they are thinking at all, be the last year for the EFL cup next season the FIFA World Club Cup expands massively, so even more games (we are in it)

English footie is now the only one with 2 cups France flushed the Coupe de la Ligue

big thing in Bayern's favour only 34 League games and no domestic 2nd Cup

same season Sextuple is still on have to think that Bayern will win 5 for sure and be favourites perhaps for CL

GMTA

Sevilla need to improve there

Youssef En-Nesyri is shit

lol

hot take critique of Bayern they miss Thiago and they have depth issues no RB backup unless you pull Kimmich from DMF and now that Martinez is leaving they have no DMF at all if Kimmich is forced to RB no good strikers atm other than Lewa if Alaba leaves they have CB and LB depth issues, especially if Davies cannot play and Lucas Hernandez is starting at CB, then they have no LB and they only have 3 wingers

arfff, and of course Ian Darke brings up his 120th minute equaliser against us

Martinez header 2 1 Bayern and a poster in the chat called it when he came in the game

its their first game of the season

Sevilla are exhausted

he is going to LB

Davies coming on

Bayern have fuckall offensive power on the bench 8 Javi Martínez 17 Jérôme Boateng 26 Sven Ulreich 35 Alexander Nübel 19 Alphonso Davies <<< only him, and he is carrying a knock 30 Adrian Fein 11 Mickaël Cuisance 41 Chris Richards 14 Joshua Zirkzee 40 Malik Tillman 42 Jamal Musiala