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  1. I will say this IF Dortmund accept £112m cash and no players tossed in (I would think that might be part of the deal though) and we do not try and better that (especially as now Hakimi is 90% likely not coming) we are a fucking joke
  2. If you value Tammy at £30m (we are demanding £40 for an English club to but, so take off £10m in English tax for a continental club) then if we gave Dortmund £120m + Tammy that is £150m which is €175m, or exactly what they are demanding. Toss in an extra £5m (so then the value is €181m) for a deal-greaser if need be. It looks like only £4.5 to £9m helped fuck us on Hakimi (partially) so it is just fooling to not toss in an extra 5m quid or so to secure Håland I have warned since I joined that all these previously sales turn-downs and trying to squeeze every fucking last pound out of teams by demanding outrageous fees (40m quid for Barkley, £70m for Willian, £55m for fucking Alonso, £30-35m for Emerson, £40m for BAKAYOKO, £40m for BATS!, etc etc etc etc etc) would FUCK us now COVID has destroyed the market and we have more dregs to liquidate than any other club on the planet, and we cannot get rid of hardly any of the big ones and people laughed at me when I said the total loss from deals occurring (and non deals, etc, plus bollocks buys, botched buys, etc etc) would be at least £400m (and now likely approaching half a billion)
  3. €110-115m or £110-115m? €175m is £150m, so I know that is what you mean there. ZERO chance Dortmund accepts only 110-115m EUROS that is only £94-98m using that logic (reducing by the same percentage), we would have ended up with only around £88-92m or so for Eden total, not the £140m-ish we walked away in total payments
  4. Now get rid of that insane rule of verticality A ball that swerves over the lines IN THE AIR and never touches the ground (like a corner kick or a long pass from near the side-lines) out of play should NEVER be ruled 'out of play'. The ground (completely past the lines as well, this is not yank 'football' thank fuck) should be the point of contact for the player or ball to determine out of play. It is so fucking ridiculous. I cannot think of any other sport that judges it like football. Goaltending (and not just the banning of blocking a downward travelling ball) in basketball (the cylinder of the basket extended up) is along the same lines, BUT it is not out of bounds and it it necessary as well, as otherwise players would just swat away every shot inside the rim's cylinder, and thus ruin the game.
  5. 🤢 those two would be in this territory for me: Mission Of Burma - That's When I Reach For My Revolver
  6. Legit? It is (counting Tammy, and being generous) only around £107-112m or so. That is a crazy lowball, especially as the cash part is only around £72m. Dortmund are not stupid.
  7. Tuchel rates the hell out of Kova, he is going nowhere, so completely agree.
  8. And I could not disagree with you more. He is a special player, I have a an overall pretty good track record and put in some hard yards in my following players in the market, so no sale for me with your shade toss, sorry. We deffo missed a trick.
  9. lol, just to torture us all (and it explains a lot about why I was so invested in him) How Achraf Hakimi could be a potent source of goals and creativity for Chelsea https://theathletic.com/2666543/2021/06/22/how-achraf-hakimi-could-be-potent-source-goals-creativity-for-Chelsea/ In a transfer market most expected would be dominated by the potential availability of high-profile forwards, the lucrative summer deal with the most urgency about it centres on a wing-back. Achraf Hakimi will leave new Italian champions Inter Milan in this window to join either Paris Saint-Germain or Chelsea for a fee that could approach £70 million. Given how few players could command such a sum in this pandemic-impacted window, it’s a huge statement about a 22-year-old already preparing to represent the fourth elite European club of his professional career. Hakimi, however, is no ordinary wing-back. He is a unique attacking weapon who played a key role in Antonio Conte’s impressive Inter side ending nine years of Juventus dominance in Serie A, registering seven goals and eight assists in playing all but one of their 38 league games last season. Chelsea’s recruitment department have tracked his progress carefully for years, continuing to monitor him even as Reece James emerged under Frank Lampard to seemingly establish himself as a long-term fixture on the right of their back line. Lampard’s replacement Thomas Tuchel is also a keen admirer of Hakimi but, in terms of both age and ability, he very much fits the profile of a long-term club target. Now that he is available, it is no surprise to see Chelsea trying hard to sign Hakimi. But what exactly makes him special, and what would he bring to a team that has just lifted the European Cup? Let’s take a closer look… Tommaso Augello has no reason to suspect imminent humiliation. In first-half stoppage time, with his Sampdoria side leading Inter 2-0 back in January, he tracks Hakimi as the Morocco international advances into the opposition half while surveying his options. With nearby defenders ready to block any attempted passes inside and Augello well-positioned to guard against any surge down the right touchline, nothing about the situation suggests this is a promising Inter attack. So what happens next is startling. Undeterred by giving up several yards to his opponent, Hakimi knocks the ball out of his feet and breaks into a sprint. Almost immediately he races past Augello, easily brushing off the Sampdoria man’s attempted pressure and leaving him in a heap on the floor before arcing his dribble inward a little and preparing to cross. Out of nothing, he has generated a situation that might yield a chance for one of four Inter team-mates waiting in a crowded penalty area. On this occasion, Hakimi’s delivery is disappointing and Lorenzo Tonelli heads it clear at the near post, but many of Inter’s other opponents last season did not get off so lightly. Hakimi served notice of his attacking potential in Conte’s 3-5-2 system on his Serie A debut last September. Here, Inter trail Fiorentina 3-2 in the 87th minute when he locks eyes with team-mate Alexis Sanchez and embarks on a perfectly-timed dart behind the visiting defence. Arriving just as Sanchez’s precise floated pass drops at his feet, Hakimi meets it with a first-time low cross that gives Romelu Lukaku the simplest of chances to equalise. He converts it, and Inter go on to win 4-3. Just as he had with Marcos Alonso and Victor Moses in his Chelsea days, Conte instructed his Inter wing-backs to play as high up the pitch as possible when the team had possession. This provided natural crossing width when the ball found its way to their flank and an additional penalty area presence if it was on the opposite side. Hakimi, who was a forward for much of his youth career at Real Madrid before being converted into a flying threat wide on the right, was a perfect fit for this dual attacking brief. Four days after creating that equaliser against Fiorentina, Hakimi scored his first Inter goal in a 5-2 win away at Benevento. The danger initially comes from the left flank, where Ashley Young aims a low cross towards Lukaku… …and when the Belgian fails to connect at the near post, Hakimi arrives at the right time and place behind him to poke the ball into the net. Using smarterscout — a tool that uses advanced metrics to give players a rating from zero to 99 based on either how often they perform a specific action compared to others playing in their position, or how effective they are at it — it’s easier to see the huge value Hakimi provided Inter in the final third. The only attacking metric below in which he does not rank significantly above the average for right midfielders is progressive passing (defined as passes that move the ball 10 metres or more upfield), and that can be explained by the fact he generally received the ball when already in the final third. From those positions, Hakimi displayed an ability to consistently pick out team-mates with an impressive array of dangerous crosses. Here, driven slightly wide by a Nicolo Barella pass during a 2-1 derby defeat by AC Milan in October, he manages to dig out a looping cross towards Lautaro Martinez at the back post… …and the Argentinian’s header forces Simon Kjaer into a goal-line clearance. Two months later, that pair linked up again to a more devastating effect. Hakimi is being closed down here by three Verona defenders as he prepares to deliver the ball towards a marked Martinez near the penalty spot… …but his cross is perfect, and the striker connects with a brilliant volley into the far corner. Later in that January game against Sampdoria where he tormented Augello, the two men are here battling for a dropping ball on the right in what seems a distinctly unpromising position for Inter — but Hakimi sees a possibility to hook a cross towards Sanchez… …and the result is a good headed chance that the former Arsenal and Manchester United forward can only put wide. Here, against Juventus in February, Hakimi is faced with a crowded penalty area after exchanging passes with Marcelo Brozovic from a short corner and recognises a better option… …instead of picking out Christian Eriksen in a sea of space on the edge of the penalty area. The Denmark international should score but sees his scuffed shot blocked. Hakimi’s blistering speed frequently devastated opponents last season. As recently as April, tracking data from Skillcorner — a platform Liverpool, Milan and other elite clubs consult for physical metrics — ranked him as the fastest player in Serie A and behind only Kylian Mbappe and Kyle Walker across Europe’s top five domestic leagues for PSV-99, a metric that reflects the peak speed of a player and his ability to reach it multiple times. He also covered the most combined sprinting distance and, for his position, sprinted around 25 per cent (about 100 metres per 90 minutes) more in distance than the second-fastest wing-back in Serie A (Manuel Lazzari of Lazio). In that same February match against Juventus, Hakimi is approximately level with Danilo as he prepares to hit full stride to overlap Lukaku with Inter attacking down the right flank… …Danilo is left labouring in the Moroccan’s wake, and is forced into a desperate foul just outside his own penalty area to prevent Hakimi from surging into a scoring position. Hakimi forged a particularly productive chemistry with Lukaku, regularly using the Belgium international as a focal point to link up with during his frequent forward bursts. Here, with an April game against Cagliari deadlocked deep in the second half, he slips a ball into the feet of his No 9 then sets off at full speed towards the byline. Lukaku holds off his defender and executes the return pass perfectly, giving Hakimi the opportunity to slide the ball low across the six-yard box for Matteo Darmian to tap in the only goal of the game. In the first half of the Milan derby in February, Hakimi receives the ball in the right-back spot with all of his easy passing options marked, so instead looks down the touchline… …and hits a long, raking low pass that enables Lukaku to roll Alessio Romagnoli and set Inter on the attack. Any team attempting to play a high defensive line against Hakimi and Lukaku had no margin for error. Borussia Monchengladbach get it wrong here in a Champions League group game from December, giving Sanchez the time and space to lift a ball over the top for his right wing-back to chase… …and Hakimi manages to slip a low cross through the legs of his defender, giving Lukaku an easy chance that he converts. In addition to doing the simple things well, Hakimi also proved himself capable of moments of individual brilliance. Here, in the second half of a January game against Roma, he receives the ball close to his normal position with plenty of crossing options… …but instead shifts it onto his supposedly weaker left foot and arrows a shot into the top corner. Hakimi was one of the primary attacking weapons who powered Inter’s charge to the title: of the regular starters in Conte’s squad, only Lukaku (3.6), Brozovic (3), Barella (2.9) and Martinez (2.8) registered more than his 2.5 shot-creating actions per 90 minutes. It’s easy to see why Conte was not inclined to stick around when the club’s owners Suning made it clear that key players, not least his young flying wing-back, would need to be sold to balance the books. Chelsea signing Hakimi would pose some interesting questions. Would it mean James moving full-time to the right side of a three-man central defence? Would it also mean Tuchel tying himself to the 3-4-2-1 system that brought Champions League final glory last month? As the graphic below illustrates, Hakimi spent virtually none of his time at Inter last season operating as a traditional right-back. In many respects, he fits perfectly into the way Tuchel has built this Chelsea team since replacing Lampard in January. His speed, ball-carrying ability and sharp decision-making in the final third would benefit a side that frequently created but wasted promising transition chances. At Inter, he was also above average as an individual defender. Hakimi averaged 16.9 pressures per 90 minutes in Serie A last season, a figure that would have ranked behind only Mason Mount, Jorginho, N’Golo Kante, Christian Pulisic and Hakim Ziyech in the Chelsea squad. Five of those were in the attacking third of the pitch, compared to just 2.3 in the same area for Ben Chilwell and 1.9 for James. Callum Hudson-Odoi, deployed as a right wing-back several times by Tuchel, averaged 4.4 pressures in the attacking third. Hudson-Odoi might be the player put most at risk by Hakimi’s arrival, having already seen the bulk of his wing-back minutes given to James in the final stretch of last season. Whether or not they can justify the expense to make the deal happen depends on how feasible it is to sign an elite No 9 this summer — imagine Chelsea reuniting Lukaku and Hakimi! — and how big a proportion of owner Roman Abramovich’s available funds will need to be devoted to meeting that most pressing need. The club’s current academy player of the year, 18-year-old Tino Livramento, also happens to be a right wing-back with a similar skill set to Hakimi’s. There is no doubt, however, that Hakimi would give a Chelsea team that appeared worryingly toothless at times last season another potent source of goals and creation. When you’re the Champions League holders, that kind of upgrade is hard to ignore.
  10. meaning we are not going to toss in a lot of cash and tinker with SB to some 'half pregnant' extent we either rip the old one down and build a new one there OR we build a new one somewhere else in West London. or we just sit on the Bridge as is, more or less
  11. no, we either will build a new one or do nothing of any remote import and do nothing is winning as long as the Home Office denies Roman a visa
  12. Juve has an almost brand new, state of the art stadium we have a cobbled together ageing out one
  13. in this case many things he always wanted to go to PSG after he left Real Paris trumps London for many (Hakimi speaks French too) especially many WAGS who are not English They have bigger stars than us (or will for sure as they are loading up and especially we miss out on Håland and they keep Mbappe, and I am sure they also make a move for Håland next summer if he is available) huge salary (probably bigger than what we offered) Ziyech helped wreck up shit our stadium sucks, they are dropping hundreds of millions on renovations (and sometime down perhaps they buld a brand new one, althoigh that is not for years, likely after he is gone I might think) he probably favours PSG's style of play over our more pragmatic one as well
  14. It was not £80m, just to be fair (as most of us use pounds sterling for fees and wages (I personally try to put in both if euros are the primary article quotes) PSG were demanding 80m euros £68m less than we offered years ago for Alex Sandro (Conte had a fit Juve played games, raising his price 4 times)
  15. I am not talking at RW I am talking about RWB/RMF
  16. Fucking rotten luck with Silas blowing out his knee, he would have gotten me extremely excited as a RWB, so big (1.89m), so fast, and a better finisher than Hakimi (13 goals in only 2100 minutes, plus 5 assists, all but one goal were against Bundesliga topflight teams).
  17. Disagree IF we are playing a back 5. He is streets ahead of Reece as a RWB (he is the best on the planet there, literally). Hell, look at Tuchel's ACTIONS (not words) (Azpi over Reece at wingback as the games became bigger and bigger).
  18. Next up for PSG is Camavinga. I am even more sure that he goes there than I became on Hakimi. He has stated PSG is dream club now, atm. Donnarumma Hakimi Camavinga All 3 are WC or potentially WC (Camavinga, who is so unique, like Hakimi and tbh, Donnarumma are too), all are young, all are the type of players who will simply get better and better, and are the types of moes that I can SO see Mbappe's head being turned and renewing, which opens the door next summer (if he does not move this summer) for a SERIOUS power play move for Håland. Plus they are bringing in Ramos, another massive name. I also think this window they just might make a move for Varane (although Manure seem to be the leaders). Them and Real (starting next season for sure I wager) are the biggest threats to pull the biggest names out there. Barca is so in the mud financially, I cannot say the same about them, and Citeh is not really fighting over the players we are after (at least not atm). Manure will be in the Håland market for sure too and Pool.
  19. I am sure I will be called a conspiracy-pusher, but I am sticking to the Ziyech partial sabotage narrative (not the main thing, but it certainly did not help us with Hakimi at all). I want that fucker gone for a multiplicity of reasons. His numbers were mostly pure shit Dutch farmer league illusions, and he has a shit attitude (we were so warned on that front by Ajax followers).
  20. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fucking knew it like 3 days ago, there was a huge turn in so many DIFFERENT sources, all with different add-ins to the narrative, and the type of information and backstories that when I see them, I know we are going to lose out. And I (and others) got mocked as doomsayers for saying it out loud. I am not quite yet there with Håland at all, BUT I am seeing some bad things (such as Real agreeing to personal terms, which means they are interested and he is damn well aware they are serious).
  21. go back (I am sick of being a fetch puppy) and look at my past in-depth treatments on our Italian travails or not and just accept that I am right on this your choice
  22. Dumfries is shite, I have watched him for years. Fuck the Dutch league.
  23. It's £68m. We offered Juve £70m (close to £72m, £73m now with inflation) for Alex Sandro years ago, and finally gave up after they raised the price (for the 4th time) to £75m. If you think a best on planet position (game changing position, look at how Davies transformed Bayern as a WC LWB) player is not worth £68m, (especially to the point you are calling it insane) then perhaps you are simply refusing to admit that this is the way things go in the rarefied air we (as a top 8 most important team in planet, ie. us, PSG, RM, Barca, Juve, Bayern, Manure, and Pool) and 'top on planet' players operate in now, COVID or no COVID.
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