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Sandro went to pre-season early with Dybala and Higuain. He is happy at Juventus. There is absolutely no chance he comes here. Him signing a new contract is imminent.

Do they need him? Valencia was very good last season.

What an idiot Danilo is. Time to f*** up there Mendy transfer

I wonder if you all got on your high horses when we signed Alonso. What he has done is a thousand times worse than anything Aurier has done.

Why wait to be asked? Why not be proactive by making a bid?

Why do people want him? He's awful

Surely we could include a behavioural clause into his contract. Get Drogs to sort him out as well.

Need to fulfill our dickhead quota

Pretty sure he'd be available at a discount price too.

Serge Aurier has been left out of PSG's pre-season squad with the club flying to Miami without the Ivorian. For those of you that don't know him, he is an outstanding player who happens to be a massive knob. He's a physically imposing right back with great positional awareness and exceptional technical ability. The good news is he's available; the bad news is that we are yet to be linked (have I mentioned he's a knob?). He would be absolutely perfect for our RWB position and he must be a huuuge knob because he's extremely talented and it doesn't sound like there is much competition for him (been linked to Spurs for a while and now Man United). Aurier---Kante---Bakayoko and another beast for the left side is the stuff dreams are made of. No midfield in the PL would ever overpower us. Strengths: key passes, aerial duels, passing, dribbling, tackling Weaknesses: attitude

F*** City. I hope we hijack this deal.

Serge Aurier please

Romano is very reliable. Think this one is happening.

De Scilgio is a RB who is replacing Alves.

Don't get your hopes up. He will probably be sold to a French club tomorrow for €15m.

Real Madrid aren't going to sell Morata. They are an elite club and even their backups are bordering world class. Who will they sign if they sell us Morata? Their options are limited. Morata is worth more to them than any low ball offer we make.

I am envious of how City operate each window. They have targets and they go hard for them. Chelsea are living in la la land thinking we can still sign top end talent for sub £30m pounds.

Lmao what an embarrassment this useless club is. Aubameyang stays at Dortmund, Morata stays with RM and Belotti goes to AC Milan. That leaves us with Benteke and Lorente. Mid table will be fun next season. What incentive are we giving guys like TC, Eden and N'Golo to stay? Why would they want to be at a club with no ambition?

As a backup striker, sure why not. If it means he or Michy are first choice, no thanks.

Lol won't happen. Lock thread

Nope. Even with Aubameyang it will be difficult. We need wing backs badly.

The Dortmund CEO just said there have been no bids so this has to be BS

Dortmund boss is basically asking for someone to bid because he wants out. I bet our board don't even know who Aubameyang f***ing is. Looks like Batshuayi and Remy will be leading our charge to CL glory!

Alexis barely improves City. Their attack is ridiculous already. I'd be more worried if City signed a world class DM or CB.

Lol what an absolute joke. No way we are bidding that much for him