Iggy Doonican

We were all thinking it four English teams which one would fuck up yes Chelsea but we scraped through so try and enjoy it rather than go through the tedious post match analysis. Yes we were bastard lucky but that's the beauty of football it brought back memories of Vincenza in 98 another nervy night but we got through because we are the famous cfc.

Same as mate Liverpool for me Hobson's choice I'm afraid

Got to say FB I despise both teams but if Spurs lose past history tells us that it's their fans who will cause trouble. I've posted about this before but I grew up a couple of miles from Wembley and went to school in Harlesden so everytime there was a big game we'd bunk in it was a piece of piss. Spurs played Liverpool in the Milk Cup final and for once security was tight and we could only get in when they opened the gates 15 minutes before the end the game went to extra time Liverpool winning 3-1. Obviously the scousers stayed in the ground celebrating but outside anyone and I mean anyone who happened to be wearing just red not Liverpool tops or scarves were set upon by hundreds of yids and that's not an exaggeration. As you know mate Chelsea had a terrible reputation but they would never stoop so low to attack lone fans and families. As we were walking back to the tube station one of my mates was about 30 yards in front of us he had a wedge haircut very popular with Scousers. He called me over and said have you got a light for these blokes who were sitting in a car when they heard our accents one of them said '' It's ok lads we thought you were scousers if you see any of them give them some of this'' and this bloke in the back pulled out a massive blade. We were 15 years old what sort of fucking animals think it's ok to carve up schoolboys wherever their from. Hated Tottenham then despised them ever since especially when they knocked us out of the cup the following year.

As the saying goes the lesser of two evils so it's Liverpool for me. London and Spurs fans will be unbearable if they win they've won one trophy in 15 years or something yet their next one could be the champions league please no.

It's my fault I'm a Jonah I should never have took the piss at half time. I'm old school you're always nervous till the final whistle unless your three up with two minutes of injury time to play.

Exactly he was genuinely shocked. It should have been Jenas last night and McManaman tonight as a Scouser I'm sure he would have rather been watching as a fan.

I mentioned it last night you shouldn't have ex players co-commentating on their old teams. Last night McManaman could hardly contain his glee tonight Jenas is like Cyclops he's so one eyed and he sounds like he's going to burst into tears. Spurs being utterly outclassed the pricks back to mediocrity for them in their shiny new stadium.

Barca are a fucking disgrace no urgency they just sleep walked the whole 90 minutes. The number of times McManaman said we during the game you can't have your co-commentator so partizan it's ridiculous. God we'll never hear the end of this if Spurs win tomorrow I'm going to join a monastery on the Orkney Islands.

There's an episode where James Bolam says how much he hates Chelsea cause there all flash showbiz types .

Last night I did what's called a Likely Lads. That reference won't mean anything to nearly everyone on here it's from a tv show where the characters avoid finding out the score of an England match so they can watch it on the telly later. So I watched the game and it's something I will never do again it felt weird and almost dirty really wanting a team to win a match that's not Chelsea. The nerves I felt when that geezer missed that gilt edged chance at the end and the sigh of relief when he completely fucked it. But this is a microcosm of football fans all over the country who are bonded in their utter hatred of not just Liverpool football club but Scousers as a whole. Whatever country you come from I guarantee there's a club that everyone hates but the media absolutely love in England it's Liverpool with Man United a close second. When Chelsea are doing poorly the press can't hide their glee you don't have to read between the lines it's as plain as day. Man United doing poorly under Ole it's printed and discussed ad fucking nauseum and the media are genuinely upset. But and I hope I'm not being premature here I can't see City losing to Brighton if Liverpool won the league it would be a fucking nightmare. The documentaries that would follow where they would wheel out ex players, scouse actors, singers, comedians, politicians and members of the ratty scouse populace would be unbearable. And You'll never Walk Alone would be released and probably get loads of air play and get to number one. On the bright side surely they will set a record of most number of points only lose one game and still come second that record will stand for years ha fucking ha.

Do you have any idea who there manager was before Poch Tim fucking Sherwood an improvement on that is not an achievement. Praising Tottenham is not allowed on this forum mate they could beat Barcelona 5-0 in the Champions League final and I still would say they are shit.

You don't buy he isn't allowed into Britain for fucks sake mate are you for real ?. He's become an Israeli citizen because our poxy government are cracking down because of the Salisbury poisonings.So they blocked his visa just because he's Russian despite the amount of money he's pumped into the country.

He got Hull relegated, took five points out of thirty before being sacked by Watford and fans were calling for his head at Everton a couple of months ago. If you call that doing well then hopefully he will get to manage Spurs or Arsenal.

Will people please realise he's a fucking Manc he's not Chelsea end of. He's got a season ticket at Chelsea so fucking what how many rich arseholes go to football just to grease palms. Look at every game at Wembley always empty seats by the halfway line because cunts like Radcliffe are only interested in quaffing claret and stuffing their fat faces full of faux gras rather than watching the game. And by the way if I was the richest man in Britain and I lived god forbid in Manchester would I go to Old Trafford every other week would I fuck. Would I get a private jet to take me to when the blues were home or away yes I fucking would.

The more I see of Sarri the less impressed I am. I keep thinking of a Sunday under 12's team when the manager can't make it because his missus has made him go to a car boot sale.The manager says '' Don't worry kids Maurizio will be in charge next week''. What turns up is a reluctant scruffy myopic pensioner who has about as much aura as a drunk busker. He then spends more effort in 90 minutes chewing on a cigarette butt then coaching. Every 15 minutes or so he stretches his legs after getting bored of writing down his shopping list which presumably just says get cigarettes, some contact lenses and hopefully finding out how much a one way ticket to Italy costs. Sarri is so out of his depth I wouldn't be surprised if he's suffering from the bends he is a clueless twat get rid.

How would you know ?. Living thousands of miles away you have no idea what the average match going Chelsea fan thinks. Some of us are grateful for what he's done for the club and will keep supporting them doesn't matter how poorly we're doing. Fuck Radcliffe he's not Chelsea at all he's a Manc and if he did buy the club you really think he's going to spend money hand over fist like Roman did I very much doubt it. Time to show some loyalty and not just keep stamping your feet and calling players, the manager and the owner cunts. You'll be relieved I'm going on another sabbatical from the forum but I do read it most days and I cringe at some of your comments they just come across as petulant and stroppy there really is no beginning to your talent.

No you fuck off and stop swamping this forum like it's your facebook page you are the epitome of the spoilt plastic fan and basically the reason I don't post here anymore.

Same thing happened on the railway in the 90's FB geezers who were sacked by BR came back working for agencies. BR was no more it was Railtrack and they didn't give a toss. Royal Mail had an amnesty in the 90's you could reapply after ten years after being sacked my mate did a teenage postman in the 80's who liked a drink and blazing getting up at five was not the job for them . Look at Ranieri he did a good job for us we were skint pre Roman and he was far better than the special needs one in the transfer market . But apart from one monumental season at Leicester he has been sacked by countless clubs and I can't see him doing much at Fulham.

Chelsea get a lot of stick for the amount of managers we've had under Roman but Notts County have just sacked Harry Kewell the next manager will be there 16th since 2009 that's fucking staggering. The lower league clubs hire and fire far more frequently than the Premier League ones is there any other job in life when you can be sacked in five times in five years and still get employed ?.

Charlie Daniels auditions for Blur.

They say that in every fat person there's a thin one trying to get out. Seems the opposite with Ronaldo who seems to have Steve Bruce coming out of him

The camera panned on it with about 10 minutes to go.

Went on the piss early doors so watching it with a head foggier than the weather tonight but the highlight of the game and we all cheered when we saw it was the Belarus Blues flag fucking brilliant. You don't get Belarus Real flags or Belarus Barcelona flags because these people have a touch of class and recognise a proper football club with proper support.

Two goals in two games and that was it. I was at that Forest game bought a few mates from school who were instantly converted to Chelsea because they loved the anarchy of the Shed you didn't get that in the Loft or Arse's Northbank.

Not sure a geezer from Romania will get the Jacobs reference