Cholo

My poor team Stuttgart .. can see us getting relegated this season

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce Oscar has today signed a new contract, keeping him at the club until 2019. He said: I am so happy because I love playing for Chelsea and living in England. I have enjoyed playing here for two years, and now I have five more, so I am very happy. <3

Entire Chelsea crowd was reading sporting autobiographies 03-11-14 SATURDAYS Chelsea-QPR game was silent because fans were immersed in this years sporting memoirs, it has emerged. 'This is the best ghost-written book ever' This is the best ghost-written book ever Occasional bursts of applause or booing were caused by particularly thrilling passages in books by Roy Keane, Kevin Pietersen and Dennis Bergkamp. Jose Mourinho said: I looked at the crowd and saw a sea of serious, determined faces. Not their faces the faces of Alex Ferguson and Luis Suarez on the covers of their mass-market hardbacks. No sound could be heard, even though their lips were all moving because they are not strong readers. It is no wonder that we conceded a goal because the team lost focus, and also because Thibaut Courtois was on chapter six of Andrea Pirlos I Think Therefore I Play. Visiting manager Harry Redknapp spent the entire time reading his own new book in the hope of picking up some management tips. Fan Julian Cook said: I can only allot so many hours per week to sport, so the game seemed an ideal opportunity to multi-task. Decent game, was it? I cant wait to read all about it in Eden Hazards autobiography Caution! Hazard, out October 2015 from Hachette. www.thedailymash.co.uk :D

Mourinho would improve any side in the world and guarantee almost Maximum success sooner or later. Guardiola however relies on technically strong Players to implement his System. I would really like to see how he manages a weaker side. Since he won't anyway, he is not proven,

Arsenal-mania still down I need something to laugh!

Basically there is a minor amount of people who think we won the title already and then there is a majority of them believing we will drop some points and they will catch up! These deluded slaves of oil should firstly stop dropping points themselves ?? They just know that they won't win shit this season but still struggle to accept

Pepe Mel for sure

Liverpool fan on replacement for Rodgers: 'If the question was who would I like to be in-charge I'd say Mourinho or Pepe but if you throw the REALISTIC phrase in then Rafa has to be top of the list....because no doubt he'd be back in a flash and is a better manager than what we have now.' I cannot stress often enough how lucky we are to have Mourinho.

LOL @ Loserpool

Dortmund on the last position is priceless

The only Thing worrying me is the poor form of Schürrle. It does affect the quality of our team.

'Fabregas played with a hamstring problem' - Mourinho

Then again if we continue to attack, we could get into a counter attack and concede a goal. There is no perfect recipe

If Sergio Ramos hadn't missed the penalty against Bayern, Mourinho probably would have won another CL trophy. If we somehow defend the corner against Manure, we win. If Robben scores the penalty in the CL final 2012, we probably don't win the CL. If Palacio scores the 1vs1 against Neuer, Germany probably doesn't become world champion. This is football!

LOL! If we draw, people like MrBlueGuy will be crying on page 1 but if we win, they suddenly disappear! :wave: :getin:

Well done @Mourinho and @Chelsea!!! Matic is a MONSTER! FUCK LIVERPOOL! IN YOUR FACE MRBLUEGUY

FUCK LIVERPOOL DELUDED DIRTY FANS

YES! FUCKING SCOUSE

A team with KDB and Courtois wouldn't be able to exist anyway since Courtois f****d de Bruyne's Girlfriend - so why discuss?

City fans at bluemoon are going wild on Pellegrini and want Mourinho as their new manager. You wish

Hazard against MU, now against Maribor...his finishing is fuck sometimes!!! @Amels: we already substituted 3x

Matic is a monster

RELIEF

Fucked up

chelsea playing a Back 3 is like Liverpool winning a league title - you can't believe your eyes