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When Tito was buried, Guardiola arrived at Barcelona Airport. When Tito's wife heard the news, she told Guardiola to immediately fly back to Munich: she wouldn't stand to see his face.

Guardiola is a bitch who let his friend fucking die from cancer without any help. A disgusting personality. He ignored the help letter from a player in Qatar. He fucked up his relation with players like Mandzukic, Ibrahimovic, Yaya Toure, Eto'o who altogether curse him till today. Bald fked up hypocrite he is.

Mods, please delete this embarrassing piece of bullshit

I'm 99% sure he will go to Bayern

I am actually German and support a German side. You could not be further from the truth, please stop spreading Bullshit. What you are telling is totally wrong and false. Zero knowledge of football but always good for a senseless comment, eh?

Bayern lost to Real at home 4-0. Bayern played 0-0 against Hamburg. Bayern play 0-0 against Gladbach.

Am I dreaming? What the fuck is wrong with some people? Yeah. Top of the league, top of Champions League Group. Still in the Capital One Cup. Really worrying! I am more worried about your mental health.

You fail at life. He just should take more risk sometimes. If we somehow defended the setpiece, we'd be praising him. Shit anyway. Mourinho will have to improve on it. Then again, every manager has his faults.

To be fair, they improved heavily to those matches.

I prefer not to speak. Because if I speak, I'll be in big trouble! Congratulations to Phil Dowd, really amazing performance, so congratulations to him. ManU's MOTM: Phil 'wanker without a dowd' Dowd

We can still gain consolation from the fact that we were playing without Costa. Refereeing today was utter shit. This guy should be run over by a car, maybe it helps!

Hazard is so sexy #nohomo

Mourinho should run on the pitch and stick his leg between di Marias'

Courtois MOTM

Our biggest opponent the clock again

vGaal is a really lazy guy sitting there the whole time

I will end up with a heart attack this season and I am not even mid 20!!!

Mourinho either did some magic in the dressing room at half time or he beat all of them up.

Friends of mine were waiting for the ManU goal to text me. Feck you all bunch of Manure assholes !

Actually Mikel supports in securing the midfield so Fabregas can push forward for another goal. So actually you are right. However, this doesn't imply that we go more defensive

Di Maria HAHAHAHHA

ManUUUUUUUre

I am happy with Luis today. Love him and his style of play anyway! 'You will never see Filipe walking down the field' He is a man of his word!

I always said I'd love to be proven wrong. #MourinhoKnows

I don't want to argue now but you never know how it would have worked out with Schürrle upfront