Mechromancer

Talkchelsea is killing the hype. : (

Lol. Is a good troll, obviously.

The guy has 545 followers; must be a reliable source.

He's eating milanesa and pasta.

Yeah, João Filipe Victor Iría Santos Moutinho Lagullón fits perfectly in this team. I also like Jérémy Toulalan, an amazing 4. And Thomas Lemar who play amazingly today.

Ouch! Yeah, I still remember that.

Well, he's is ugly, tbh. Pogba, i mean.

Isco.

Bello is handsome in spanish, you know?

The butthurt is real, uh? I could care less about Stones, but i'm enjoying the tears.

The reality hurts, uh?

Wow! That's a pretty accurate description, tbh.

Mohammed is our true savior.

I want to believe, guys.

Kalou and Meireles, tbh.

https://twitter.com/mohd_tagaya A rich arab who loves Mourinho more than me.

I don't think so; with Francisco Fàbregas Soler we play much better. He can resolve any game with a magic pass, also. Not using a player with his quality it's just dumb. And if our options are John Michael Nchekwube Obinna or Ramires Santos do Nascimento, well...

OMG! Mohammed was right.

Seriously? Bale cost more than 100m euros?

Who is this guy? He looks like Baba and Obi.

That will be a record, right? 100m euros, practically. This feels so wrong. But whatever. i guess.

Yeah, Chambers is shit. Nothing new here.

>£32m for Benteke. Lel.

Just my delusion. A man can dream. : (

If we can't sign him because whatever, better have a plan b. Someone like Laporte is a good option. And Aymeric has a release clause; 40m euros, if I remember well. So, no more BS about the transfer price.