Ollie

I'm actually getting that strange feeling that we could end up with Rooney, Ronaldo with Mourinho. That's actually a quite mental feeling to actually think it could happen even if it's only about 20%, it's not exactly fantasy like it coulda been.

Over my betting career, probably down. I've won 2 grand twice, a few 200's, a 400 and a 300 but i do put on a lot some weeks. I've been betting online since 2006 although i have had spells without really betting but the last 2 years have been the most busy. I'd hate to know how much i've lost tbh. I put on £10 or £20 every bet because i'm as greedy twat. It's a thrill.

I went upstairs to see if i had any value left for a cash in, there was 10 minutes left in the Man Utd game and i thought fuck it. I checked and it said i still had my big bet going, i actually cried. I didn't mean to but i couldn't stop, it was agony because i felt it was going to be another story of 1 game fucking me up like has happened quite a lot of times. I just felt uncontrollably nervous i started to shake. When the ball seemed to be going to Rio my heart stopped, it was like slow motion fucking terrifying feeling. Rio scored and i screamed like an absolute nutter then there was 7 minutes including stoppage time. I was shitting myself. Man Utd really went for it for their manager, epic credit to them. I don't even know how i survived that. I feel incredible right now. £2800 banked, will play with the other 20 odd squids. Thanks guys.

£238? What was i thinking that was the small bet! i never realised i had another bet still going from yesterday. Fucking crazy. 2 bets with the same games on it, how lucky am i? That's the biggest one. £2828.93 in the bank!! HAPPY TIMES! What a weekend, probably the best i've had for a year plus.

If Man Utd win i'll get £238 Now you will see i'm cursed, you just watch Swansea come back and get a very unlikely draw or win. You just watch, you will know what i mean by saying i'm cursed. Trust me, Man Utd WILL NOT hold on.

Just been subbed due to his awful performance and abuse by his own fans. Legend.

His press conferences are cringe worthy, he has no idea what people ask him and he has no idea what he's saying. Plus he's not a good man manager, the decision to play Hart yesterday was disgusting even though it was right i suppose it was a horrible way to do things. He fell out with lots of players due to his poor communication skills. Man City would've done a lot better in the last few years, at least performance wise and they woulda shown more resilience too with a real manager. Anyway news just broke that he has gone. The Mancini era is over.

This retard contained Messi for fun. He's a messed up species.

It rhymes? Or maybe it's a Liverpool player.

Jose Bosingwa infuriated many of us within a 4 year spell but i don't think it even compares with how much he's infuriating QPR fans right now. He's currently getting booed very much. Laughed when they went down, is on big money, has been awful anyway but today he's given away a penalty and pissed up a back pass. He's a proper legend now, he's fucking QPR big time, i bet Harry will attack him at H/T and get sent to jail. I'm sure.

I'm sure that Harry Redknapp will commit suicide soon. Not just has he inherited this QPR team but it includes Bosingwa and Green, recipe for catastrophic disaster (not just disaster). I've never known a team like this. I'd walk, they are an absolute joke of a football club.

Yeah, let's just go n get Mourinho back, Ronaldo, Rooney and Wilshere. Sure it wont cost too much or cause many headlines.

As soon as Watson scored i shouted across the table "SACKED IN THE MORNING!!" Regardless if he goes today, tomorrow or next week, he will get sacked for sure. Was obvious after yesterdays defeat and the lack of public backing. Shame though, they might finally get someone who knows how to talk properly and be a good manager who can do well again. Suppose Jose rumours will start again.

Nice to know there are some ppl who hate Arsenal like i do, not as much obviously but you know, all good. Might start my own anti Arsenal club or anti supporters trust lol. Mon you Yids, glad they got that point against us now.

The dream is still on thanks to ex gooner boy get in Adeb-Eyore.

I can't believe it happened again.The same as Brentford vs Doncaster, Leicester missed a pen to go to Wembley, the keeper saved it, saved the rebound and then Watford score with seconds. And guess what.... It was the same referee!!!! Football is mad, it's mad. Expect the unexpected. You look at how City won the League, to how Dortmund beat Malaga, Brentford vs Doncaster and now this. NOTHING compares to football, nothing. Anyone who's not interested in football is missing out more than they'll ever know. Yes, having a very easy relaxing life lol but missing out on an incredible thing. My god. WOW!!

Tottenham did well in the UCL last time in their debut season. Arsenal disgrace football. Target UCL only every year yet in what is it....16 years? They've made 1 final and maybe 2 semi's? Arsenal don't deserve to play UCL football. That being said if they had won it in 2006, i woulda stabbed myself to death (or found a more efficient way).

First game of the day, Watford vs Leicester kicks off now. I love football.

The FA Cup also ended Mancini's reign i feel, there's no way he'll survive that. Expect him to be sacked after the final game in a way Carlo was sacked by us. Also Callum McManaman will be a future England star. I guarantee he'll be at a top club soon, i reckon he has more potential than Moses. Not sure if he'll come down south but he was released by Everton as a youngster, i reckon he'll go back or to Liverpool or Man Utd. Very good player, like him a lot.

When we were coming into power, winning trophies and challenging the league title, we never let a final like this slip us by. Ok admittedly Portsmouth did nearly do us in 2010 missing a pen at 0-0 but the game was so different. We hit the woodwork an unprecedented 6 times with Kalou showing us his true level of competence. We got the job done. Man City losing yesterday was a fantastic thing for us and a horrendous mess up for them. Well done to Wigan though, deserved their win and it's great to see fans like the one pictured above having their moment of success, everyone deserves some. And now onto today, i was hoping to avoid the Man Utd match like the plague but as it's the only match on at the time, i wont be able to sadly. Fergie is a great whatever but his farewell shit can fuck off. I'll probably watch countryfile or something and the voice after the match is over. I want Tottenham to win now, we want Arsenal to come 5th, yes we do, don't anyone deny me of my dream! 'Mon the yids and Wigan on Tues, YES!

Hamstring is hamstring. Let alone 3 days, he'll be out for 3 weeks. Even a tight hamstring (whatever the fuck that even means) keeps players out these days. Messi tried his best to deal with his and just couldn't do it. As Term said, no point waiting for news. It's still a proper final for me though because no other English team have won the full European set. I just like to brag about shit like that.

There was always a feeling that his record breaking goal, if it came, would be a goal of huge significance. Where it may not have been a goal to win a trophy, it's as good as. A last minute winner to secure a place in the UCL for next season at our biggest bogey ground. Take a bow, what a player, what a record and most importantly, what a man. The greatest Chelsea player ever without any doubt in my opinion. True greats step up to the mark when they're most needed. Frank Lampard is that man. An absolute true sporting great. I'll miss him immensely when he leaves but can be so proud of what he's done for us. Only gutted about the club world cup. What a career though, stunning. 203 and still not out.

The defeat must go down as the cruelest and most hurtful in their history. Don't know if it will help us though because it should have the opposite effect. They'll be so up for weds now so i'd be very wary. Also i think Cahill should play because Cordozo isn't the quickest. He's very good and dangerous around the box and even from long range, he has exceptional shot power but he's not someone who's gonna burst past players or through a defence like Messi or Aguero etc (or Benteke....). This is gonna be a very hard game, especially with Eden missing. I can see another peno shootout

Will be a huge miss on Weds, he just makes things happen out of nothing and a game like this is what he deserves, especially as he's been so instrumental in the run. We do have players to step in and do a good job though. I hope Moses plays a lot better than he did yesterday. In a big game against a good team i doubt it though.

I think he deserves a lot of credit because one way or another he has guided us to the UCL and considering the run of games that we've had to play, we've navigated through it by hook or by crook, we have done. Also the amount of games he's given Lampard to break the record is commendable. He's played him in the right games and kept him fresh. Under AVB it seemed like Lampard's Chelsea career would just peter out and end in unspectacular fashion but Benitez has used him well and has got him playing well. If we do end 3rd and win on weds i will be very appreciative of the job Rafa has done.