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Just purely not gonna happen. I can see Ancelotti coming and maybe Tevez as it looks unlikely Man Utd will buy him. Zhirkov looks likely too but Adebayor? No chance.

Welcome to TC, well its a shame villa have stuffed their last 10 games up. Think the Stoke game was the real turning point and that led to arsenal capturing that 4th spot unfortunately. Hope you can push on next season tho. Really didnt want Arsenal to get that 4th place ..... Anyway enjoy the rest of the season.

I just dont understand the bra lines, surely it will be uncomfortable with that seam rubbing and all the shit at the top of the shirt, i just dont understand what benefit its gonna do. First of all it looks shit, secondly it probably feels shit so.....wheres the good? I'll av to buy it anyway lol but really it could be a lot better. Looks more like some kind of training jacket...

Everton easy? I can't see that. I can see this being a draw or a very narrow win. Everton are a strong team and dont really have much to play for in the league so they'll play freely. Titi Drogba what the hell?

27. Saving our arses vs Stoke and Wigan with winning goals in the dying seconds 28. Doing a great job as Captain every time JT is out 29. Has the record for most consecutive Premiership appearances 30. Highest scoring Midfielder in Chelsea's History

lol great stuff But i've got a feeling i'm gonna end up hating this guy more than i hate fabregas or ronaldo. Ronaldo is gonna leave in the summer anyway and this little prick is gonna take over

23. The way he sneaks into the box like the invisible man (like yesterday twice) 24. Scored lots against Tottenham 25. Kissed the badge in front of the west ham fans at Upton Park

We aint talking bout the goals tho, none were really his fault. The first kinda was but you gotta applaud Aurelio for the initiative taken and the execution of the FK (werent a FK anyway). The main concern is how uncomfortable he looked at coming for crosses. The one at the end after it got to 4-4 which essien saved and the one at 2-0 spring to mind. He made everyone at the back edgy and uncomfortable and every time the ball came in i was bricking it along with thousands of Chelsea fans. Everyone now is gonna just hoof the ball in and who'd blame em. Can't see Arsenal n Barca doing it but if they watch the highlights of our last 2 games, they might put a few in. We have had the weekness all season at defending crosses, its there for all to see and everyone will try to exploit it.

Watching some service on SSN, Well Setanta news coverage is better. I'll probably watch the thing about it later, well i'll set it to record. History Channel. I obviously was only 2 n half when it happened so it was before my time but it was a terrible thing and a disaster that will never be forgotten (even tho liverpool fans killing each other sounds quite appealing to me). RIP the 96 and their families.

If they watch anything, they will see Messi is a left footed winger that plays on the right wing. He always cuts in, how many games have you seen him cut in and pass the ball into the far corner. All the time. Keep him outside and you stop 50% of his game.

10. The goal against man utd in Moscow 11. Always kisses the badge 12. Could've left but signed a 5 year deal to stay at Chelsea instead.

I slagged lampard off a lot last year actually and a bit the year before but this seeason i think hes been exceptional. I think Cech has been dodgy and uncomfortable all season.

I think the players will be relaxed in this game tbh. Specially that the awful defending ended up counting for nothing and the liverpool games are out of the way. The last 2 games have been close nightmares and a game at wembley in an FA Cup semi should add more motivation to put the defending of the previous week behind us. Another huge game against the 1 team i hate more than anyone else ever. I hope we just play it cool, keep it tight at the back and over power them. They have a tough match tonight and hopefully Villarreal will take them all the way. I'm confident about Saturday and i can't wait for the game now. Time to sort things out boys!

4. He's put Liverpool out of Europe 2 years running 5. He hates West Ham 6. He's scored over 100 Goals for us from midfield

And you call yourself a Chelsea fan? Your sposed to be positive, not doing pointless posts like that. Wasn't that long ago since Barca lost at home to Espanyol and Espanyol are going down. Barca can walk through shit un-organised teams but we have a clean slate now, its 0-0, its a fresh game and we have a fully fit squad pretty much. We are Solid in Midfield and we are solid at the back. The last 2 games were just a blip. Bolton were 4-0 down so had nothing to lose. And yesterday we were unsure how to go about the game. They start well. I dunno if we're home or away first but if we stop them scoring in the first half if we're away first, its half the job done. They score almost all their goals in first halves. Atletico Madrid was 6-1 5 in first half, Lyon 5-2 i think 4 in first half, Bayern 4-0 in first half and another game they won 6-0, malaga i think they were 5-0 up at HT. Barcelona are not unstoppable. They haven't played a team like Chelsea yet. Have confidence and hope. I dont fear no1. We just knocked liverpool our of Europe, we beat them 3-1 at anfield. Look at Real Madrid in spain....they went on an amazing run like barca. Liverpool knocked Real Madrid out 5-0 on agg for christ sake

The game had it all. Thats all i can say.

Have ivanovic as our number 1 Right Back and have Bosingwa as a Right Winger Get rid of: Malouda Kalou Anelka (Possibly) Maneiro Ferreira Deco Ballack Move Joe Cole into the Middle!!

Ever since the Reading game that year and wearing the hat, hes been a nervous wreck. Liverpool coulda scored 7 yesterday and bolton couldve scored 5! Yes hes been great for us but that doesnt excuse him. Even for the Czechs he's been performing badly. Its about time he ditched the fucking hat and put Hunt's challenge behind him. It was like 3 years ago now ffs. He's the best safest keeper in the world on his day (before the Hunt Challenge) but now hes a nervous wreck. I dont care about the past, i care about now and NOW he's not doing it!

I'm still dying..... Recorded the highlights and watched it again to see if that actually happened. When we drew Liverpool, i didn't quite expect a 7-5 Aggregate scoreline. We came out like a team that was already through and going through the motions. The first goal was a joke, Cech basically giving Aurelio a free goal and i know from past experience he has a really good left foot so he thought x-mas came early. Why didnt he just stay in the middle of the goal ffs? still......let the lesson be learned. Petr Cech was a nervous wreck yesterday, the sooner he ditches the hat the better. You can't have a keeper who is scared all the time and nervous as fuck every time he comes out for a game, he might as well retire if thats the case because its handicapping the team. Hes making the defense nervous as fuck too, its just not right. Second goal, well it was a pen, course it was. No idea what Ivanovic was moaning for and no idea why he did it. Ludacris thing to do at 1-0 down. Ok so we gave them 2 goals. Second half was better, but our first goalwas proper fukin jammy but give credit to the drog for actually diverting it goalwards because it wrong footed Reina all ends up. 2-1! but didnt really change anything. The 2nd for us was just genius! ALEEX! long time coming since he did it but what a time lol. i was thinking, thats it, done, dusted, Barca here we come, even more so when Lampard put us ahead. FA Cup 1997 all over again was on my mind.....BUT NO! Liverpool get another flukey shitty goal, a major deflection leaving Petr Cech absolutely no chance then a few mins later Kuyt scores a header, we're 4-3 down and liverpool only need 1 more! Ive never gone through so much emotion, ever and i mean that. Lampard then ended the tie with a great finish off both posts even tho they still almost scored again if it wasnt down to Essien's amazing diving header off the line they would of. I thought he handled it and for like the umpteenth time i shat meself. Well anyway, its over. 7-5 who'd of believed that when the draw was made? Bring on barca without ashley cole and a nervous gk lol. Think Jose is back tho so it'll be Bosingwa RB, Ivanovic LB, Terry n Carvalho CB i assume. We have Alex too if one is not fit, its ok. Our Year at last?

lol watching football down the pub is awesome i had to sit through that 4-4 just now and i loved it (even tho i swear i died 4 times). Its great

i actually think i died 4 times tonight and i happen to still be breathing now. What just happened? SHIT! Reminded me a bit of the 4-2 from 97 when we went 3-2 up, then we collapsed again. The single most crazy game ive ever seen period. I can't say much now, very drunk .... i'll make a proper post 2moro CAREFREE!

Its disgusting. The 5 mancs and Stevie.

"I don't think it [Mourinho's return] is likely to happen. " "I think his time at Chelsea has passed." Thats what they all say. He still didn't confirm it lol

Its the kind of thing where if they turn it around and go thru, we will never hear the end of it and it will haunt us possibly forever. Thats why its more nervy than previously. Usually its just been a basic 2 legged tie at 50/50. Now we have like an 80/20 advantage its almost impossible to fuck it up. It should be over but its not yet. I just cant wait til we put em to bed now.

Thank fuck they sold peter crouch. They dont have the players of the way of playing that Bolton did to us yesterday. Even if Liverpool were licking their lips from the 70th to 80th minutes, they don't have the Target men up front like the Heskey or Crouch days. I don't think we should be worried. The players should be treating it as a normal match, at 0-0 and get the fucking job done. There should be no danger. We wont concede 3 again like that for a very very long time. Glad its out the way now tbh and maybe those 3 goals will turn out as a blessing in disguise. Its like someone saying "you can concede 3 at home" but still giving us the win. Its a warning and nothing else