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'Spectacular long balls' Please do not act as if he was the second coming of Andrea Pirlo. 1 quality long range pass, 8 fucked up balls resulting in a goal kick. I, for one, am absolutely happy to not see him screw many of our attacks and approach dangerous free kick situations.

And also, there is always this hope that he will tell about his new club to his brother Willian and next summer off he goes

This man really likes late drama, doesn't he? He moved from Benfica to Chelsea on 31 January 2011. He moved from PSG to Chelsea on 31 August 2016. Now he is on the move to Arsenal. Again, on the deadline day Who knows, maybe him or his family are into betting and he is taking his destiny into his hands

I am not saying that Luiz's long balls are a myth but hey, don't act as if he was a new Pirlo. For one quality long range pass he had 8 awful ones resulting in a goal kick. And that is something I could really live without.

Frank Lampard's 'I only want players that want to play for this club and feel this club' attitude put into practice.

https://twitter.com/Matt_Law_DT/status/1159169997165518848 Matt Law - I really like how Frank Lampard has handled this David Luiz situation. You're not with me? Fine, do one. My kind of management.

Lampard should remind himself of the AVB times and do a 'Malouda' Send him to fucking reserves and never ever look back. Assuming he really did refuse to train.

So I outfoxed the system, basically.

Really?

Nah, he didn't even know Frankfurt existed, that is something completely different. What I find the most ignorant or insulting is calling them 'a fucking Austrian club'. He just insulted thousands of people.

What a race that was. I wish it was raining every racing weekend

https://twitter.com/sportvision_/status/1154116382717554689

Sarri didn't care. He wanted the trophy and knew he was off in the summer anyway so fielded Kante regardless of the long term consequences. I am just hoping Kante won't turn into Essien.

Lamps on Jorginho -

He will wear the No. 23 shirt at Real. That is to pay a tribute to our very own Carlo Cudicini.

High intensity and no time for golf: How Frank Lampard has upped the pace in his first week at Chelsea https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/07/12/high-intensity-no-time-golf-frank-lampard-has-upped-pace-first/

I am just reading the last two interviews with Caballero and Azpilicueta and both mentioned something I absolutely love. Play and fight for the shirt, that is a good start! All of the players that already took some interview also claim this has been so far a really hard, if not the hardest pre-season and Lampard already sharing and teaching his way and ideas

If he is a hard-working coach, just like he was a hard-working player, he will be a success. And I am sure he will be working even harder at the Bridge. Welcome home, my hero!

Torres just announced his retirement and the Chelsea official website came up with that famous and heavily used line 'He won the corner.'

"Fuck Eden Hazard." You really are something else. You know what? Just fuck all the people who follow their childhood dreams! Such a sick world!!!!! I already miss him big time, he was such a joy and gem of a player I still think their fans will be a huge disappointment to him but he had to go there. And I am perfectly fine meeting him every season. That would mean Chelsea are in the Champions League every season

A classic would say 'And how wrong you were eh?'