Milan

hohoho Chelsea are back!!!!!!!!

They are in their pre-season and we are beyond awful

This is the competition we have to win so hopefully everyone is up for it.

I actually like what I saw from him in the first half. And as it was mentioned, the whole Dortmund team did not bother to play in the second half at all.

Seriously?? That is a bit too much, don't you think? Probably not if you are posting this.

This is it! Just 9 games from winning this thing - starting with Malmo 2x. Malmo who are in their pre-season. We need a little bit of Lady Luck in the draws of course. Ditch the bloody league - the players do not seem to care anymore. But winning a European cup, that might give them a spark.

haha I was not that far either - the boys did pay attention in the first minute. But stopped for the rest of the game

On the bright side, Higuain looked quite good, didn't he? Nice combinations, not afraid of shooting. He could have had 1 goal and 1 assist easily. Let's keep it up Higs!

Says someone who rooted for United when they played against Spurs at Wembley. Hoping to bring Tottenham back to the top 4 race Foolish.

Stay positive - we have a chance of revenge at Wembley in the cup final!!! I fully expect us to trash Malmo which will give some members here (clowns) a hope, just like against Huddersfield. Keep dreaming

First we have Mourinho who shakes hands 10 mins before the end Now we have Sarri who does not shake hands at all. With an owner who is not allowed in the country. Proper circus.

They are. That guy is so lost.

Booo Sarri, no handshake, no smile....

Come on Sarri, you can do it. Give us that famous smile at the end! You can do it!

Can the fuckers at least apologize to us fans? Just the basic stuff, being nice and polite. Just fucking apologize!

Abramovich would have to sell the club first in order to let that happen. Sadly. The country fucked him over, and this is bit.

We still have to play them in the cup final an utter embarassment at Wembley.

Watch Sarri give Pep a huge and honest smile after the final whistle

Considering the gap we lost in recent weeks, I am not so optimistic Wolves play much better, and play with heart.

The thing is Abramovic is not even allowed in the country proper circus.

All we are missing is Dean's 100th red card

It looks like Sarri's greatest tactical know how and ability is to teach us how to kick off - go back to Rudiger who stops the ball and Luiz releases his kraken. Something like us under Mourinho - hey Tibo, long ball to Ivanovic who will win the header on the right flank. PEAK SARRI

Conte was right! Suffer without the ball! All hail Conte! We were embarassing that day. But what are we today?