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Unsolved riddle from sports radio late night program: There is a deaf man, a mute man and a blind man. The blindman's wife cheats the blindman and she is having sex with the deaf. The mute sees them and he wants to make it known to the blind. How can he do this ? Hi tech solutions not allowed.

Mistake. I quoted copa del rey result as league result. It was Rm 0-1 Atm in September for the league and 2-2 the replay match. For the cup Real actually won both legs 3-0, 2-0. Generally the way Atletico is underrated relative to Real Madrid does n't find me in agreement. I don't know what these guys count.

A blind man walks into a women only bar by mistake. Seats himself on a stool and after making his order thinking that he is talking to a barman he says. Hey you want to hear the latest joke about blondes ? A deadly silence follows in the bar and a heavy female voice is heard saying. Before telling us your joke you should know five things: 1. The barwoman is a blonde. 2. The waitress is a blonde. 3. I am 1.80, weigh 220 pounds with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman on your left is a blonde and a weight lifting professional. 5. The woman on your right is a blonde and she 's just out of prison for murder. So you still want to tell the joke ? Blindman: No, if I have to explain it five times ...

In Spain this season, REAL - Atletico 3-0, Atletico - REAL 2-2. Atletico six points ahead in the league but having played one more - both in with chance in the remaining 3/4 matches.

Atletico have Real in the ropes in Spain.

Bayern defense were letting the Real players through in both matches. Let them try, the keeper will save it & if he does n't then santa Barbara will save it. That's not how we defend and we will ashpyxiate them as also the Atleticos tomorrow.

Even we beat the Gerries these days. One of my late lamented football bets was when Panathinaikos went there to face Hamburg. The away win was a sure thing and 7 to 1. But singles not allowed back then, only trebles. So I make use of a Scotland division 2 match and dutch it. But I need one more, so I take scousers against nowheres Boavista of Portugal. I said I 'm not dutching this and lose further points, what the heck. Result ? Panathinaikos strolled 2-0 in Germany, scousers drew 0-0 !

Real forwards Ronaldo-Benzema have killer instict. It's not missed, please let me load again from them.

It's Chelsea's. Torres will score in the 3d minute and then we play British Leyland system.

Ronaldo with Luiz kick, 4-0.

final result will be 3-0

Ancient Real teams had weak defense, not this one.

now only with stewards enquiry

trois balles

beer medley

Bayern a little more cornered than we are tomorrow neglected defense against some counter attacking geniuses.

I was looking forward to a final against Bayern. Posts about spitfires, pocket battleships and all the rest of it. Now it's gone.

Bayern nearly as good as Fulham for the moment I was going to say. Now it's all over now baby blue.

Bale shoud have scored - Real living dangerously.

According to this Cech is well though and he can make it for the final.

good eaters

The Peter Cushing-Christopher Lee scenarios: - 0-1 down, all out to equalize, hit the cross bar 25 times, then 0-2 Liverpool style. - 1-0 up, they get equalizer in the 87th minute.

The three historical upsides of Greece: Panionios - AEK 3-2 in 1960 Ethnikos Piraeus - Panathinaikos 4-2 in 1962 Panionios - Panathinaikos 2-1 in 1966 The last one sparked political crisis with the Panathinaikos manager Stephan Bobeck accused of disseminating communist propaganda (of all things) to the players and hence make them lose. It was however one team involved. In our case we need two together !

I dispute that under Jose we systematically fail to impress. Against Liverpool 2-1 at home, City 1-0 away, Arsenal 6-0 we played fantastic. Against PSG they were strange games. A bad game in Paris from both and a lucky (for them) 3-1 result then in the replay we did have possession but never looked like scoring more than we did. You can say that the rest of the opposition this year did not more or less amount to much to merit discussion (Schalke ? Petrolul ?). Parked bus performances were against Atletico first leg and Man Utd early in the season. Sunday's match against the scousers does n't really count in that respet because we played caution.