MrExcalibur100

That's that CRISTIANO RONALDO shooting techique right there!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salah has been SUPERB. Only Matic has been better. I'm really really impressed by how comfortable the guy looks on his debut.

The ref is doing a very poor job of officiating this match in terms of bookings. He needs to stop with this "English mentality". The safety of the players come first.

I had an nasty little suspicion Frank was going to miss that but nice awareness for the rebound. It's been a long time since he took a peno for us afterall. 2-0. Now I hope the likes of Hazard protect themselves from the Stoke thugs.

Sloppy start to the second half. It will be a travesty if this Stoke team score against us.

Time to bring on Demba. Do it Jose. Pretty please....

yellow card. this ref is dense

Charlie Adam = Just the biggest cuntish thug in English football. If he wasn't a footballer, he'll be in prison.

Yep. If only he could start on Tuesday....

Pardon me, but this is a Chelsea thread and I feel I have the right to an opinion on the match. The fact is Stoke are making us look better than we actually are. The problems we have are still there, namely Torres still starting. I'm not even berating the team because we are playing well, despite how poor Stoke have been. There is nothing wrong with not getting too excited, considering the way we've been playing recently. That's not a sin. There is no need to turn on each other. If you don't like my "whining" then don't read the comment. It's not that difficult.

Great ball from Willian just now. Torres nowhere to be found. If Ba had started, he would have gotten a goal by now. It's just bizzare how Jose keeps sticking with Torres. Stoke are very, very bad but Torres is still having a poor match. WTF?

I'm not upset at all, infact I'm fairly content. We are playing a dreadful Stoke side who aren't even playing very defensively. They are mid-table and have nothing to play for. We are doing what we need to do. Very impressed with Matic and Salah but I'm not going to go overboard. But I'm always going to enjoy the games though. I don't need you to tell me that.

Matic MOTM so far. Torres anonymous as usual.

It's a dreadful Stoke side though with nothing to play for. They are safe from relegation and are playing more open than I thought.

Matic is just an animal. If we had Eto'o and Matic for that PSG game, I'll be so confident.

That's all Matic really. That's what makes him such a dynamic, world-class player in the mold of Redondo. Holding players shouldn't even be doing stuff like that.

Willian is slowing down the play way too much.

Eto'o would have scored. Torres is a shit-magnet.

NO

Never felt so bad before a game. Looking at that line-up, Stoke are just going to defend deep and we will do fuck all with it again. Prove me wrong Chelsea.

Mourinho just called Torres could be a "target-man" in this game. Which Torres is that, Fernando? Seriously. Anyway, let me go get some breakfast from Subway. Will be back.

Perfect game for Ba to start. He must be fuming really, that shower of shit Torres getting picked ahead of him every time despite being consistently shite.

Oscar is not even playing, ffs

People are so paranoid on this thread.