chrismada9

He's T*ttenham material, he should have stayed where he was... ..oh wait, didn't we actually try to tap him up from T*ttenham... well that just sums it all then sack the bastard

So what happens if we sell some players to other clubs, we can't even buy any replacements, that's BULLSHIT! I wonder what's going through Gaël Kakuta's mind right now, he must feel shattered inside!

Seriously, I want to fucking kill Sepp Blatter!! He's nothing but a vile most shodding unfair cunt in world football!!! Probably more of a cunt than Platini, but only by a fair margin! I seriously hope this ban is lifted because this is just so not fair!! I'M LIVID!!

HAHAHA!! This has made my day! :lol: Classic!

Man United always bloody get away with stuff like this, whereas we always have to get the dirty point of the sword!! I suppose they all like to think they're "untouchable" FIFA and "Sepp Shitter"

I am shocked!! What the fucking hell have FIFA done this for??

WHAT THE FUCK????

The most craziest thing I have done eh?? Well it all starts at the "Kandi Club" in Watford on a Saturday night, my mate and I barely even get the chance to get into the club, even though I haven't got any ID since the bouncer outside assumes that I look old enough to get in because at the time I had a stubble.... anyway we head upstairs where the dance floor is, and I offer to buy drinks at the bar. Now what I am about to tell you, if indeed, there are people on this forum want to get a girlfriend... NEVER do what I am about to tell everone!! As I go to the bar to get drinks, which is on the opposite side to where my friend is sitting, I see two absolutely drop dead gorgeous girls who I really like the look of, so I think to myself, "I don't want to let this pass otherwise I'll never see 'em". My confidence is shit when it comes to meeting girls, so I come up with a plan that might get them to talk to me. I decide to get their attention and explain to them that I can't find my mate at the club, and that I'm looking for him and can't find him anywhere. One of the girls realises my concern and caresses me, telling me I'm cute... so then I explain what he looks like and then say to the girls that if you find him, let me know. Meanwhile, my mate is still in the exact spot where I left him to go and buy our drinks, obviously needing to make it look believeable to the girls I met, I pretend to look for him. When I do, I tell him that I've got these girls to talk to me and I ask him if he wanted to go over to these girls with me, so then I go over to the girls again, hoping my mate will follow me over, to which he doesn't. Because I've asked him to come over to meet the girls, I shug my shoulders to the girls, annoyed at the fact that he hasn't come over to meet them, but both girls assume that I shrugged my shoulders because I was still looking for my mate, so then one of the girls explains to me that they actually did see me with my mate before I came over to them, and then accusing me of lying to them. After that I felt utterly devastated..... Morale to the story: never lie to a girl in a night club!!!

------------------------------------ Source:- The Daily Telegraph ------------------------------------

delete this post please, posted by mistake

I was expecting this sort of news to be put forward on the official site but I can't find anything on that either :thumbsdown:

SOURCE!!!!!!!!!

Am I the first one to mention, that ..... maybe signing Franck Ribery wouldn't be a bad coup considering we've been strongly unlucky with everyone else??

--------------------------------- Source:- The World Game --- (also read:- The Daily Telegraph) ---------------------------------

at the end of the day, it's for his own good! Players who take drugs affect the game in a big way since it benefits their form over others, and for that reason, I hope he never plays football again because of it!

Nice results there Alex! Guess this year really paid off for you

If we all think Pato is coming to Chelsea on deadline day, we shouldn't be, it's not going to happen!

I fucking hate Sp*rs!!! 90th minute, Aaron Lennon scores for them

Liverpool gone 3-2 up fucking Steven Gerrard

oh fuckin' ell Sp*rs just gone 1-0 up :thumbsdown:

HAHA!! Little JT!

Full Time: Chelsea 3-0 Burnley sexy result 12 points, top of the league.... for now!

off: Ballack on: Mikel

ESSIEN SHOT AGAIN!! Jensen saves

where have you been these last 74 minutes Kez?