Eidur the Spider

Match of the Day is one sweet watch this evening. Those highlights were orgasmic!

I wonder if there's something in those throat sweets that Conte loves so much? Drug test please lads. All joking aside this is fucking incredible. Hazard looks back to his Zola-like best. Costa beasting it upfront like his first season here, probably better. Most underrated striker I think, which sounds crazy cause he's awesome but that side of his game always keeps him out of the 'top 5 striker' discussion, so glad he stayed, fuck Lukaku. Conte = God. Throw some money at this guy, guaranteed you won't have to spend as much and he'll still get the best out of what's at his disposal, less about excuses of former managers and more about trying new systems and giving everyone a fresh start. Fucking love what this guy is doing for our beloved club. CAAAREFREE!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAH! TOP OF THE LEAGUE BITCHES! FORZA CONTE! UP THE CHELSEA!

Best first half I've seen since ages #chelsea @ChelseaFC Michael Ballack ‏@Ballack 47m47 minutes ago AWESOME first 30 minutes from #chelsea #cheeve #cfc Michael Ballack ‏@Ballack 3m3 minutes ago when am at #stamfordbridge #goodvibes Ballack is loving life at the Bridge right now. LEGEND!!

Oh this is super sexy football. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE, WE ARE THE FAMOUS CFC! Fucking get in boys! Buzzing!!!

I bloody love you Antonio Conte!!!

We're back bitches

Today was a good day to make Costa my fantasy team captain and bring in Hazard TAKE THAT SCOUSE SCUM HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jose Mourinho on Henrikh Mkhitaryan: "He has to do more. It's as simple as that. We have big expectations at the club."

I was talking more from a pure footballing enjoyment stand point mate, but I totally accept what you are saying and I think it's the way football has gone a little bit, its not just what you win it's how you win it. Obviously I enjoyed the title win, I'd have to be a non Chelsea fan not too, I was merely pointing out the more 'feel good' factor that seems present amongst the players how we approach games like Man United and Soton makes me perk up after last season's disgrace. I may be going a bit overboard purely due to the relief of it all but I have been consistently saying on this forum even before we won the title that something felt 'off' and at times yes it did hamper my enjoyment for watching Chelsea play even during that title win (especially after the Spurs drubbing). I think modern day football fans are to some varying degree spoilt and fickle and I hold my hands up to it like many others have.

This might sound daft but apart from the very beginning of that title winning season, my enjoyment factor in watching Chelsea play was pretty much as low as it has ever been. Combine that with Mourinho's more volatile post-Madrid antics and I have to say that title victory, albeit a great comeback for the club after a few years wanting, felt a little flat for me. Just my two cents though!

I considered his Chelsea future bloody ages ago! Way to catch up mate.

It feels so weird to have such a sense of optimism. I missed yesterday's game because I went to watch an ICW Wrestling show, but I was worried that we'd lose to Soton considering the form they are on, but when my dad texted me the result I was bloody chuffed. The feel good factor is creeping back into my beloved club after the past three seasons with Jose and his antics, Conte has done tremendously so far and while I'm not going to allow myself to get too carried away, I appreciate the sense of optimism and hopefulness that's spawned out of this little run. It's not only with results, and the change in formation which is already very encouraging, it's also to do with looking to the future, and the players he's getting the best out of, namely for me David Luiz and Victor Moses, as well as giving nods of genuine encouragement to the youth in Aina and Chalobah. It's the first manager in a long while who, when he says he'll give someone a chance to shine I genuinely believe it. Tammy Abraham in particular is one I'm anxious to see back in a blue shirt soon and one can only imagine what a positive, encouraging manager like Conte could do for him and many other young players. Compare that to Mourinho's 'academy day' nonsense and it's like night and day! FORZA CONTE! UP THE CHELSEA!

I've always been impressed with Tadic every time I watch Soton play. Surprised no one has come in for him, if we got him and say Van Dijk, I'd be delighted.

He would have been my first guess!

Mourinho accused Conte of trying to humiliate him during a nightmare return to the Bridge in which #Chelsea thrashed United 4-0. [Telegraph] The row continued into the tunnel after a member of Jose Mourinho’s backroom staff refused to shake Antonio Conte's hand. [Telegraph] Mourinho used full-time to tell Conte that his cheerleading had been an attempt to humiliate him in front of his former fans. [Telegraph] Antonio Conte denied that was his motivation, insisting that he simply felt his team deserved the adulation of the crowd. [Telegraph] A member of Mourinho's staff ignored the outstretched hand of Conte & was involved in a heated argument with him in the tunnel. [Telegraph] Ironically, Mourinho called for the Stamford Bridge crowd to be louder on numerous occasions during both spells at #Chelsea. [Telegraph] Absolutely embarassing from Jose and his henchmen....good on Conte for standing up for himself and his players.

Eidur Gudjohnsen ‏@Eidur22Official 56m56 minutes ago Jose still knows how to get the best out of @ChelseaFC #CHEMUN

He's been surpassed by a number of young managers with new ideas. Thinks he's better than he is, was never the same after Madrid. His tactics are old hat. His attitude to defeat is appalling. Oh dear.

The difference between him and the Jose Mourinho post-Madrid is like night and day. Such passion and energy and love for his work. He's got these players giving their absolute all and after last season it's quite something. I really don't want this guy to fall on the same heap as so many other former managers here, he's clearly a talent, and I feel so good about having him at the helm. FORZA CONTE!!

Apparently Jose said: Mourinho nell'orecchio di Conte: 'Fallo con l'1-0 e non col 4-0... Umiliazione' 'Do it with the 1-0 and not 4-0 with ... Humiliation' HAHAHAHA