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From 606, a Liverpool fanboy posting on the Chelsea board :

Liverpool are greater than Chelsea

... FACT! Here is an in depth analysis of why we are, if you still disagree then you are biased.

Reina v Cech - Reina consistently has the most clean sheets, and will soon be Spains no 1. We all know Cech hasn't been the same since his head injury. Reina is much better.

Johnson v Ivanovic - Ivanovic is better defensively, Johnson is better in attack, so its even.

Agger-Skrtel Axis(ASA) v Terry and Alex - the ASA are much better and are younger, faster and will be the best centre-back partnership in years to come. Terry is past it and all Alex knows is to kick a ball at 90mph.

Konchesky v A.Cole - Konchesky is very solid, in fact, he is extremely solid, he is like a rock! Admittedly A.Cole is a wizard going forward, so its just about even.

J.Cole v Kalou - Kalou is simply a poor mans J.Cole, Kalou cannot beat a player whereas J.Cole does it with ease and is in fact (like Gerrard said) the English Messi. Joe Cole is streets ahead of Kalou.

Lucas v Essien - Essien is better, however he is old and give it a few years when Lucas reaches his peak, he shall be the most feared midfielder in Europe and be captaining Brazil in a world cup.

Gerrard v Lampard - it bemuses me as to why these two players are often compared. Its actually an insult to Gerrard, who is in fact the best football player (hence the reason he is in my name). Gerrard is a football king, and we will never see a midfielder of his calibre EVER!

Rodriguez v Malouda - in all fairness Maxi is just settling in whereas Malouda is already settled. However I do recall Malouda being atrocious, however Maxi has started decent. So when he does settle make no mistake he shall be better than Malouda.

Ngog v Anelka - Anelka is passed it, and Ngog will rightfully replace him in the French line up. Ngog has more hunger for the game and doesn't sulk like Anelka (who is the worst role model in football)

Torres v Drogba - Torres no doubt, he is the best striker in the universe. Drogba is decent though, but just no where near Torres. In fact I've just committed a crime putting those two in a sentence, Drogba is yet to impact football on the International stage.

YNWA

IRWT (In Roy We Trust)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A76346247

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OH MY GOD. Everytime I hear "Cech's crap since his head injury" I want to blow up!! Yes it was a bad injury and yes the period after that he was, justifiably, cautious. But look at him now! If anything, today's game proved he's still a tremendous shot stopper.

How that person can say Liverpool have a better defence is beyond me, need I remind him that we've only conceded 4 goals this season?

Oh god.. I can't keep reading. What a ridiculous statement by that idiot. WHY DO SUCH PEOPLE EXIST IN THE WORLD?!

/rant over.

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These Are my reactions reading that article As follows

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Kalou has out done cole this whole season Cole is living off his past glories now [Which were with us] And kalou is coming to light now

You take the stats And it shows that lampard DESTROYS gerrard

gerrard has NEVER consistently scored 20 A season

Gerrard HAS NEVER lead liverpool to the prem

Xabi Alonso done A fuck load of the work At liverpool but went unknown

Lampard im sure has more goals against liverpool than gerrard has Against us

gerrard like j cole is living off his past glories

[he has scored a few long range winners but that doesnt mean hes greater than lampard]

also they need to stop worshipping torres

Drogba has destroyed him eversince

torres has never been top scorer of the league

torres has never had A large streak against A big team

Drogba has been top scorer and he has that 10 plus goals against arsenal

And konchesky being the same as Ashley cole GIVE ME A BREAK

konchesky can like the toilet seat Ash sits on

and lol at essien being supposedly old in this mans eyes

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By the way this is coming from a Liverpool fan, while his beloved team are sitting in the relegation zone, and lost to Blackpool 2-1 at home!

what a fucking tool! He's probably a glory hunter at best that knows nothing about football!

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