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[Liquidator 5,176]

Trens existem

I know. I use this sort:

[Rmpr 8,977]

if it is without her consent it becomes rape though doesn't it?

You said she is a slut, that automatically rules out the universes in which she doesnt consent for sex!

[Dion 2,476]

I dont know how to explain in English, so I will post in Portuguese:

Na verdade nós temos uma grande malha ferroviária. Porém, ela é muito velha (década de 60/70/80) e as diferentes rodovias possuem diferentes bitolas (espaço entre os trilhos). Além do mais, nossas rodovias nao conseguem escoar toda a produçao agrícola do país sem que os produtos estraguem. Nossos trens são lentos, perigosos e burocráticos!

Com isso, nao é possível ligar cidades de estados diferentes. Imagine se um passageiro tiver que trocar de trem 4 ou 5 vezes para viajar de Sao Paulo à Recife devido às diferentes bitolas? Pior, imagine a quantidade de ofertas de emgrego sem ter candidatos qualificados para gerenciar todo esse caos.

Além disso, essa malha ferroviária teria que se dividir entre transporte de pessoas e de soja (basicamente); o que deixaria muito produtor por aí com uma alta porcentagem de grãos perdidos no transporte lavoura-porto...

Trens existem, eles só são bem podres!

Oh no, roads in Sao Paulo are top notch (better than some that I saw in the USA or Spain)!!!

I don't know why you said that in portuguese because I'm aware of all that. And that's exactly why I said we barely have trains at all, I don't consider those wreckage to be trains

[Stingray 9,441]

When I see his mankini shots.

I agree !@rmpr do it !!!

[Dion 2,476]

When I see his mankini shots.

Come on, Rmpr, do it for the team.

[Stingray 9,441]

You said she is a slut, that automatically rules out the universes in which she doesnt consent for sex!

Dude !!! She probably isnt but just has some testosterone filled youngsters call her that.

seduce her, mayne !!

[Rmpr 8,977]

We are ALL still waiting for hose bikini shots Rmpr arranged though

When I see his mankini shots.

I am not buying a Borat biquini just to take a photo. I you all want a photo of me on the beach with surfing shorts, I can post it. But I aint using that shit gay stuff, let alone take a photo of it...

[Rmpr 8,977]

I know. I use this sort:

[Dion 2,476]

And I've just hit 500 likes, thank you everyone for your help.

I wanna thank my dad and mommy for always having faith and supporting me till this glorious day.

[Stingray 9,441]

I am not buying a Borat biquini just to take a photo. I you all want a photo of me on the beach with surfing shorts, I can post it. But I aint using that shit gay stuff, let alone take a photo of it...

A speedo would probably do. One that shows your 'package'.

[Liquidator 5,176]

choo choo

[DJames 729]

I am not buying a Borat biquini just to take a photo. I you all want a photo of me on the beach with surfing shorts, I can post it. But I aint using that shit gay stuff, let alone take a photo of it...

@stingray @dion

[Rmpr 8,977]

A speedo would probably do. One that shows your 'package'.

Nah!

[Dion 2,476]

@stingray @dion

@Rmpr is violating the bro code, sad day.

[CHOULO19 24,332]

choo choo

You called me?

[Stingray 9,441]

@stingray @dion

No problem. Me, Dion and Rmpr did some training.

[Dion 2,476]

You called me?

Calling each other by affectionate nicknames in public... come on, get a room you two.

Edit: I literally imagined @Liquidator laying on the bed saying "choo choo, come back to the bed, darling" while @Choulo19 is shaving in the bathroom with the door open wearing a towel. All of this happening in a hotel room while the sun rises in the horizon through the window.

[Rmpr 8,977]

@Stingray, why u not answer me?

[Stingray 9,441]

You called me?

@choulo19

[Liquidator 5,176]

There you go rmpr, a train in Sao Paulo, proof that they do indeed exist, even in Brasil