Stingray 9,441 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I love how Leif gets actual advice and I just get 'lick her out'.When 36 you will realize your advice is actually better. Patience :-) Also, did it work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post! Special Juan 28,154 Posted April 3, 2013 Popular Post! Share Posted April 3, 2013 Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help Be calm, relax, look interested, buy the drinks, tell her she looks stunning and later on knock her back doors in with all your mite. Backstreet09, Spike, Liquidator and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I've posted. Interesting convo's you guys have...from discussing size to "technique"........very interesting We like to keep it fresh! Just arranged to go on my first date ever. Rather daunting considering how mature and big-boobed she is. I'm really shitting it. Someone help What Toronto said. But also give her a couple of subtle compliments as the night goes on. But DO NOT over-compliment her. She'll think she's too good for you and lose interest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 later on knock her back doors in with all your mite. Hutcho and Rmpr 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 When 36 you will realize your advice is actually better. Patience :-) Also, did it work?Everything was going quite well till her parents called and fucked everything up. They were threatening her, taking away her scholarships, money, etc. she was practically crying. Nothing goes Jake's way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Awkward as fuck. What a pain, now I have to get home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Everything was going quite well till her parents called and fucked everything up. They were threatening her, taking away her scholarships, money, etc. she was practically crying. Nothing goes Jake's way.Whut?? Why? I hope you supported her and cuddled to make her feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Whut?? Why? I hope you supported her and cuddled to make her feel better.Sort of, I've been talking to her. Kind if weird sitting on public transport though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Everything was going quite well till her parents called and fucked everything up. They were threatening her, taking away her scholarships, money, etc. she was practically crying. Nothing goes Jake's way.Shit, at least it wasnt anything that YOU did. Better luck next time mate! Spike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Shit, at least it wasnt anything that YOU did. Better luck next time mate!It doesn't bother me really, because I did nothing wrong. I think I'll give her a pass in the future, too much emotional baggage there. Rmpr 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Everything was going quite well till her parents called and fucked everything up. They were threatening her, taking away her scholarships, money, etc. she was practically crying. Nothing goes Jake's way.You're a lucky bastard aren't you?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 You're a lucky bastard aren't you?! That would explain my extreme SWAG.I'm so SWAG it can't be contained in one body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,154 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 It's a perfect scenario isn't it? She is terribly upset, you move in and comfort her, next thing you are kissing each other and in the blink of an eye you are licking the honey pot like a dog laps water.BOOOM!! Stingray and Backstreet09 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 It's a perfect scenario isn't it? She is terribly upset, you move in and comfort her, next thing you are kissing each other and in the blink of an eye you are licking the honey pot like a dog laps water.BOOOM!!I actually think the scenario couldn't get much worse than that. I can tell you 100% it would not have happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,154 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 I actually think the scenario couldn't get much worse than that. I can tell you 100% it would not have happened.Fair dos....this is where the black screen comes up and displays "To be continued" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 A Vax steam mop for the wife, she has bugged the shit out of me for one of these.....I at least expect a shag for that alone.You're the romantic type, aren't ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Juan 28,154 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 You're the romantic type, aren't ya? She has drove the romance out of me, we have hallway sex now.....We pass each other and I say "Fuck you" she replies "Fuck you as well" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rmpr 8,977 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 @CHOULO19, what's up with all the irony today?Did you score a home run last night? Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike 12,049 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Fair dos....this is where the black screen comes up and displays "To be continued"I think this season will be the last. A canceled show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 @CHOULO19, what's up with all the irony today?Did you score a home run last night? Nop. I'm just studying now, so I'm bored as fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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