The Pub - Discuss Anything

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

You know you love me. How the fuck could you not? I'm 100% raw masculinity.

It was cunt in the 'stralian terminology of it.

Love.

Talking about love how's your quest with Sheila going?

[Jase 43,479]

So much moaning and depression going around at the moment. *sigh*

On the bright side, I have 'unofficially' owned a cat.

[Sheva. 5,373]

So much moaning and depression going around at the moment. *sigh*

On the bright side, I have 'unofficially' owned a cat.

unofficially? you stole a cat? lol.

[Sheva. 5,373]

Just remembered today is Cyber monday (discounts on items online) going to go find me a cheap new phone

[Laylabelle 9,403]

Times like this I am grateful for loads of Chelsea merchandise being sold!Trying get my friend something QPRfied for xmas and theres sod all!! Ahhhhhhh need another plan!Bloody secret Santa!

[Milan 17,872]

I randomly came across of this but...

Seriously, stupid jokes this does hurt!

[Spike 12,049]

It was cunt in the 'stralian terminology of it.

Love.

Talking about love how's your quest with Sheila going?

It's going alright, cunt. I'll have to ask her out a proper date, soon. No day like today!

[CHOULO19 24,332]

So much moaning and depression going around at the moment. *sigh*

On the bright side, I have 'unofficially' owned a cat.

Give the poor cat back to it's owners Jason, it's not nice to steal...

[Jase 43,479]

unofficially? you stole a cat? lol.

'Unofficially' that is. The cat just can't resist me whenever I tease or rather, 'meow'.

Give the poor cat back to it's owners Jason, it's not nice to steal...

It's mine. MY PRECIOUS!!

[LayZ 201]

'Unofficially' that is. The cat just can't resist me whenever I tease or rather, 'meow'.

It's mine. MY PRECIOUS!!

[Muzchap 8,966]

'Unofficially' that is. The cat just can't resist me whenever I tease or rather, 'meow'.

It's mine. MY PRECIOUS!!

Hmm I had a different image when you were described as a 'Pussy Magnet'...

[Sheva. 5,373]

Just got this (black) for $50

[TacticalBlues 2,817]

LOL Barton trying to speak in a French accent, memories of Mclaren evoked:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvdzlc_barton-la-ligue-1-est-ennuyeuse_sport?start=22

[Blue-in-me-Veins 4,067]

Times like this I am grateful for loads of Chelsea merchandise being sold!Trying get my friend something QPRfied for xmas and theres sod all!! Ahhhhhhh need another plan!Bloody secret Santa!

SAME! secret santa's are the worst when you get the person you talk to the least. i have to find a gift for a girl too, makes it even worse....seems like i have to go to Bed...........Bath.....and BEYOND!

[Hutcho 8,443]

LOL Barton trying to speak in a French accent, memories of Mclaren evoked:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvdzlc_barton-la-ligue-1-est-ennuyeuse_sport?start=22

He sounded like a right idiot as well... It also sounds like he is trying to take the piss. Still better than a scouse accent i suppose.

[TacticalBlues 2,817]

He sounded like a right idiot as well... It also sounds like he is trying to take the piss. Still better than a scouse accent i suppose.

Yeh lol, look at the reaction on Skysports:

[Kez 2,727]

LOL Barton trying to speak in a French accent, memories of Mclaren evoked:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xvdzlc_barton-la-ligue-1-est-ennuyeuse_sport?start=22

He's gotta be doing that for a bet surely....

@Joey7Barton: Steve MaClaren eat your heart out...

@Joey7Barton: In my defence, it is very difficult to do a press conference in Scouse for a room full of French journalists. The alternative is to speak like a 'Allo Allo!' character which is choose. Its simply a case of you had to be there. #youstupidwomen!

[Kezza 1,965]

Haha sitting in the Eurostar to Paris, some girl yells out to the whole carraige asking where this is going! After going through customs, also needing a ticket with Paris on it. #retard.