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[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

To me RyanDavidson has always come across as the type of guy that has a ten-inch cock but it is as thick as a noodle.

Nope my penis is 2 inches

[Spike 12,049]

Which Ryan Davidson are you referring to?

The homo one.

[BlueLion. 21,491]

The homo one.

Again more clarification required.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

The homo one.

Which one?

[Spike 12,049]

Again more clarification required.

Which one?

The uglier of the two.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

The uglier of the two.

So Ryan?

[Spike 12,049]

So Ryan?

The Scottish one.

Worst nationality ever.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

The Scottish one.

Worst nationality ever.

I hate being Scottish, it makes me want to inject myself with heroin

[Spike 12,049]

I hate being Scottish, it makes me want to inject myself with heroin

I have an inexplicable urge to spit on you.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I have an inexplicable urge to spit on you.

That seems to happen a lot. My mum always spits on me if I say I won't go pick up her drugs.

[xPetrCechx 13,563]

We Hate Scouse :cry:

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

It's just occured to me that this is going to be rather embarrassing when my name changes back...

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

We Hate Scouse :cry:

We do indeed

[Spike 12,049]

That seems to happen a lot. My mum always spits on me if I say I won't go pick up her drugs.

You would just inject them on the busride home.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

You would just inject them on the busride home.

There's no buses in Scotland. We're more deprived than North Korea. We're such a pathetic nation.

[Spike 12,049]

There's no buses in Scotland. We're more deprived than North Korea. We're such a pathetic nation.

I like how Scotland gave themselves to England and Edward Longshanks. Asked to be independant, it was denied. Fought some wars and lost them. Fast forward 500 years they get to vote on being independant and pass up the oppurtunity.

[We Hate Scouse 10,286]

I like how Scotland gave themselves to England and Edward Longshanks. Asked to be independant, it was denied. Fought some wars and lost them. Fast forward 500 years they get to vote on being independant and pass up the oppurtunity.

It's because we're a pathetic nation that knows we can't stand on our own two feet. We would crumble under independence. The regression would be like nothing ever seen before. Barbarians would rule the lands. It would be the sub-human zoo.

[Spike 12,049]

It's because we're a pathetic nation that knows we can't stand on our own two feet. We would crumble under independence. The regression would be like nothing ever seen before. Barbarians would rule the lands. It would be the sub-human zoo.

Barbarians are a step-up tbh. Barbarians don't go around shiving grannies for ten quid and a shot of heroin.