Barbara 15,149 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Well this thread took an unexpected kinky turn! Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it! Stingray and CHOULO19 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!I do actually bite. Got this habit from an ex. Living and learning. Barbara 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I do actually bite. Got this habit from an ex. Living and learning.Love bites are A+.I didn't mean you as the dog though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Love bites are A+.I didn't mean you as the dog though I know you didn't, just adding my two cents. I bet you didn't know that one, huh?Which reminds me, you and Skips got me here, you should be asking stuff to me. Especially the latter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I know you didn't, just adding my two cents. I bet you didn't know that one, huh?Which reminds me, you and Skips got me here, you should be asking stuff to me. Especially the latter.Actually I knew. You did say you liked to bite/be bitten a while ago and you even talked about the girl who initiated you on that, although my memory is foggy about that part.My memory beats yours once again and I'm almost 10 years your senior Also good to know it's clear I'm the bitch here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Actually I knew. You did say you liked to bite/be bitten a while ago and you even talked about the girl who initiated you on that, although my memory is foggy about that part.My memory beats yours once again and I'm almost 10 years your senior Also good to know it's clear I'm the bitch here I did? Oh my God, I can't keep anything to myself. Holy shit. This isn't right. Barbara 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Tom, what happened to your facebook profile btw?Uh? Cant find you anymore, not even on Rmprs Facebook. Re-add me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!Lol, at least i'm educational Barbara 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Uh? Cant find you anymore, not even on Rmprs Facebook. Re-add me?Neither can I. You totally blocked me didn't you? I still have Spike, Jype, Liquidator and Rmpr. This is odd. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Lol, at least i'm educational it wasn't your fault actually. My curiosity got the best of me.I'd rather not go that route. My poor eyes were ruined as well as my brain.But yeah, you're very educational, no doubts about it I can always look to Choulo to know how well you corrupted him. Great job Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Neither can I. You totally blocked me didn't you? I still have Spike, Jype, Liquidator and Rmpr. This is odd.Found the problem .... Blokked a whole section of people apparently. You should be fine in 48 hours the damn app says. Apologies :-) Ps: you were still fine on spotify since i follow there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 it wasn't your fault actually. My curiosity got the best of me.I'd rather not go that route. My poor eyes were ruined as well as my brain.But yeah, you're very educational, no doubts about it I can always look to Choulo to know how well you corrupted him. Great job I posted so many far out things .... What was it about to be precise? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Found the problem .... Blokked a whole section of people apparently. You should be fine in 48 hours the damn app says. Apologies :-)Ps: you were still fine on spotify since i follow thereI knew it! All lies. I'm so heartbroken, I can't even...I add you back. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I knew it! All lies. I'm so heartbroken, I can't even...I add you back.To comfort you, mister ass man - the menu in my favorite pub http://youtu.be/TdLVEx7XghY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I posted so many far out things .... What was it about to be precise?you were posting away things, then I wanted to be part of it, and I typed something like porn gifs on google and ended up posting a mini-golf pic. There was a ball and the girl was literally the hole.I don't remember what you posted, but definitely your usual. I tried to cleanse my brains ever since, but I can still see the ball going all way down and then completely disappearing. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 To comfort you, mister ass man - the menu https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=678883325528742&id=100002212411789It's too late to make amends. Especially when the link doesn't work for me, HAHAHAHA. Must be something with the mobile thing "m.facebook" screwing me over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stingray 9,441 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 It's too late to make amends. Especially when the link doesn't work for me, HAHAHAHA. Must be something with the mobile thing "m.facebook" screwing me over.I fixes the link http://youtu.be/TdLVEx7XghY CHOULO19 and Dion 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dion 2,476 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I fixes the linkhttp://youtu.be/TdLVEx7XghYThat's actually a nice feature for a restaurant to have. 10/10 would go. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara 15,149 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 That's actually a nice feature for a restaurant to have. 10/10 would go.things only Tom can find for you.It never ceases to amaze me how he finds those things. Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHOULO19 24,332 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Kinky banter is the funniest banter - unless images are involved. I will NEVER forget (I'm going to need therapy because of that) that day we were having a banter in the pub thread and I dared to Google the kind of gif Tom posts and all those porn things. I'm scared to life til this day and that was 5-minute research. Sex is great, God's best creation in all honesty, but porn is hideous.You know we have another saying in Portuguese: dogs that bark too much don't actually bite.So yay, woo hoo, threesomes! Two girls, one boy, let's do it!Well, there's porn and then there's 'Tom porn'! Hey, some of us have to resort to porn We're not all attractive women! To be fair, 'Tom porn' is funny, not erotic And I don't need to know who 'barks' and who doesn't Stingray 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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